Picot 🪅

oh *this* TRID trainer came prepared with jokes. I didn't know there were TRID jokes

they're the problematic couple that's super ride or die for each other and they love to throw hands with everyone around them. will start a fight for no damn reason.

absolutely unbearable people but somehow they're perfect for each other lol

snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread

tonight for real for sure for certain I will be laying down at 9 pm.

please look at her

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

Digital illustration of an anthropomorphic japanese lion-dog. He has the creature's head and tail and the body of a man. His skin is grey, with stone texture covered by moss in its head, mane, shoulders and feet. He has his arms crossed and his mouth opened

Komainu

Image of Yeens

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/15596245141_4df72147ae_c.jpg

I love this guy

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

my new favorite flavor of video to have on in the background is Bri'ish ppl playing Thank Goodness You're Here

oh my god! I loved this game, it was so strange. the chalkboard you could draw on, the activity in the yard with ID'ing animals, and that Monopoly kinda game I never really could play... it was so much fun!

the internet is incredible. today I learned that notable shithead Scott Adams died from a post on a MBMBaM snark sub.

A Peanuts-style icon of a sheep with a distressed expression on his face.

A Peanuts-style icon of a corvid creature with a pleased expression on her face. A thought bubble hovers above her head with a coffee mug inside of it.

Peanuts icon commissions for @spreadsheeps.bsky.social!🥜
#FurryArt #Peanuts #Procreate

the 4 day work week would allow me the trifecta

one day to rot, one day to goof, and one day to do all the other shit I ignored on the other two days

DMing is super fun. it can be a lot of work but I really enjoy it, so I hope you enjoy it too!

Painting of a blue-footed booby perched on a rock, looking at the fish below the water.

blue-footed booby 🌊🐟 #art

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

"In the realm of dreams, stars are the guiding lights."
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Worth staying up for this piece. Something outside of my usual comfort zone and proud of this piece

it at least inspires me to write bc I mean no I can't really write well but at least I can write something that resembles real people getting it on

fucked up but it really was this kind of day

"do you think mom was this beside herself when I was in the hospital trying to kill myself?"

"I do-"

"because I don't think so!"

"...I don't think so either."

"Huh... Who Is This Person?" "Did We Get Lewd Yesterday?" "Did I Invite Him...?" Waking Up To Find A Nude Guy Right There? There's Signs That Things Got Really Lewd Earlier...

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

tearing up at my desk because I have to go back to my 9 to 5 after a week off instead of continuing to hibernate forever.

merry fucking christmas

Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes