Leland 🪁

>be me
>gets drunk at your party
>approaches you
>"did you know mobile homes manufactured before June 1976 aren't considered houses?"
>elaborates
>elaborates
>refuses to stop elaborating

trying to kill my partner by wearing a crop top and skirt w no pa

lmao bad day for the hulkamaniacs, brother

I think I might puke lol

had a real trippy moment while I was waiting for the dryer to finish where I remembered the time mom decided I was like a ghost who just didn't exist in the house, for a little while. I don't even remember what I did.

this is so cool! I love the look of the wings... they're gorgeous!

so frustrated about my job and not being immediately good at my job and wishing I knew what I was doing at my job that it sort of looped back around to being horny but in a shaky, angry kind of way.

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

the events that let you know your partner is the are small and strange. like when you almost piss yourself laughing about that one Long Ziti post, and they already know what you're talking about.

Fish swimming in circles among the stars.

A Procession for The Wayfinder

I am slowly becoming less and less petty-hateful (hate-following ppl I can't stand) but there's one artist I despise who I look into every once in awhile just so I can roll my eyes and go "ugh, of COURSE you would."

gonna have to get big into star trek to bond with the cool IT guy bc of course I would

Morning cuddlers...

technology allows me to frown at so many different things every day

a clown fish is swimming in a pink cave ALT: a clown fish is swimming in a pink cave

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

I got my fallopian tubes surgically removed so I wouldn’t have kids and here I go having the strongest maternal instincts towards this thing:

I really feel the last point. stumbling around on three-quarters of a heart as I grab whatever I had left...

"Geoguar", acrylic on canvas board, 24x30cm. I've seen a lot of artworks in this style lately and really wanted to try my hand at it. It was fun! What other animals do you think would fit this style?
I will bring the original painting with me to Anthrocon 👀

the UPS store is full of scintillatingly average men

pride VI/XV 🏳️‍🌈 || ravi and his big beautiful man for @everchased.bsky.social [ #pejntart ]

why does Word act the way it does. Microsoft. explain.

I told you guys

A green duck puppet speaks into a megaphone next to a blue-haired puppet in a safety vest. Caption reads: “Attention, freaks. It’s me.”

this is what Posting feels like

I recently wanted to play one of the switch pkmn games and went to try Scarlet again since I never finished it, but I tapped out after the first hour or so. I found Shield so much more charming, which was a surprise since I remember how poorly it was originally received.

my cousin used to be a zoo vet and she said the scariest animals to work with were giraffes bc their big ol wrecking ball heads, and hippos bc they could be mean as hell. she once had to haul ass out of their enclosure once bc it was getting pissed off.

YouTube video by JerryTerry The Nightmare Critic

Finally uploaded this classic vid of mine to YouTube.
Next time you make fun of him, remember his burden. Remember it so he doesn't have to.
youtu.be/qJWpplDBQeA?...

just looked at the hmda data for the new place I'm going to vs the place I'm coming from and just about threw up