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@baconjess.bsky.social

Minneapolis Can I pet your dog?

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God, how I loved to hear him holler my name.

15.08.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fiadh Fern, and I would die for her. Flannery, too, obvs.

15.08.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hell yes!

15.08.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not the funkiest pair I tried. Those were striped across the front and just a bit much for me, even if the optometrist really wanted me to get them.

15.08.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! And me toooooooo!

15.08.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! I love them.

15.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Middle-added white woman with dark, curly hair, tortoise shell glasses, and a black top.

Middle-added white woman with dark, curly hair, tortoise shell glasses, and a black top.

She got new glasses!

15.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, shit. The Trader Joe's hot honey popcorn is delicious.

15.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just noticed this from my newest coworker during a Teams meeting.

14.08.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have two of those 8:30 starts in our ticket package. Already marked myself out of office the following days.

14.08.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be

14.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1256    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

women do not "owe" men love...
we are not owed partnership... we are not owed sex

we are simply not "owed"

14.08.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Truth.

14.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwwwww yeah, putting our Wolves games on the calendar!

14.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just because this is a different platform doesn't mean this is not still a Grant Hill's Beard stan account.

14.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes yes yes

14.08.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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14.08.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want the DFL to be unwelcoming for transphobes, just like i want the DFL to be unwelcoming for racists and misogynists and nazis

I donโ€™t want to be politicking next to bigots! full stop!

14.08.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Have an appointment coming up where I'll need a ride. I've been contemplating off and on about who I'll burden. And it just occurred to me that four of my dad's five sisters now live in the metro. I assume I'll be doing the same for them eventually...

14.08.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MN Rep Mary Franson quote tweeting Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey:

Economic development is down at a the bottom of the list โ€ฆ still thinks he can control the weather and he sucks at safety. 

With that said, heโ€™s still the better choice for Minneapolis Mayor and thatโ€™s just sad.

MN Rep Mary Franson quote tweeting Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: Economic development is down at a the bottom of the list โ€ฆ still thinks he can control the weather and he sucks at safety. With that said, heโ€™s still the better choice for Minneapolis Mayor and thatโ€™s just sad.

so, um, MAGA MN Rep Mary Franson would vote for Frey if u wanna know WHO NOT TO VOTE FOR ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

vote Omar Fateh on Tuesday, Nov 4 โ•

#RankFatehDavisHampton
#DontRankFrey

13.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching "A Working Man," because I needed distraction. I enjoy watching Jason Statham fucking people up, but I don't love that he's dumping all these drugs into the water supply. C'mon, man.

14.08.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, this made me burst into tears, so I'm gonna go ahead and chalk it up mostly to hormones.

I love this rug!

14.08.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. Why am I so sad today?

I mean, there's... everything. But that's every day.

14.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I've heard that, too.

13.08.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheryl will get pink hair when we get the 5th title. #wnba

13.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15406    ๐Ÿ” 6083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 305    ๐Ÿ“Œ 778

Mamas, donโ€™t let your babies grow up to be reply guys

13.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only one meeting left this week, which is basically like vacation.

12.08.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no crime problemโ€ฆ

โ€œCrimeโ€ is a response to a problem

The problem is povertyโ€ฆ

The problem is inequity

12.08.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3583    ๐Ÿ” 963    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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"My ultimate goal would be to go back to Palestine, build academies, and run camps there. Just to help those kids enjoy and see there's a goodness to life."

New Iowa Wolves Head Coach, Mahmoud Abdelfatteh, shared what basketball means to him after a Coach of the Year & championship in 2022 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

12.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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