Jess

Can't fall asleep because this zit is throbbing.

Minneapolis yard and street signs are the best signs of spring.

Girls mature faster than boys; so tell your boys to look to them for leadership - and trust them to be strong.

Sticker with photo of Ward 4 Minneaplis City Council Member Latisha Vetaw (who did jack shit during metro surge) with a caption: This woman let ice kidnap my husband

Seen at Theo Wirth.

She might as well be some days.

Hey my girlfriend saw your dog from across the coffee shop and we really like his vibe. Can we please pet him?

Thread screenshot that reads “losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar” from user teewatters

She complains about him being hurt and thinks they pay him too much. She hated Joe Mauer, too. Watching the Twins with her is so painful.

Whyyyyyyyyyy did I bring up Byron Buxton to my mom? She hates him.

🚨🚨🚨 WINDOWS OPEN NAP TIME 🚨🚨🚨

Happy international womens day!

I've already seen everything from shorts and a t-shirt to puffer coats with a heavy hoodie underneath. Fake spring is in full effect.

Fifth grade moms from Byron taking this shit very seriously in their black and gold striped overalls.

Brilliant.

Great Britain home run celebration is pretty cool.

They were so loud!

Watching the Timberwolves today

Wirtshausschlägerei, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1650, 📸 by @andrewrittphoto

We got Jeans Ref.

Honkbal is serious business!

There's a coach in a suit! Admire the spirit, but the execution...

This was an exurbs team, towering over the farm kids.

Was really hoping their second game would be on the court with the hot ref, but alas.

At the 5th grade state basketball tournament. There's a kid taller than me on the opposing team.

Just over here having a panic attack after Buck got hit.

That's the move!

Well that sucks. Except for the fact that you're still protected.

Dante Bichette Jr.'s hair is upsetting to me.

Guy behind me at the V and I independently started a "USA USA USA" chant after the Judge homer.