Chester Cat is Judging You

and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

What about the shadows of bodies roasted at Hiroshima?

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Kids today never think about those 20 minutes.

That's the point - he recoiled from Old Guy at Mar a Lago and all his blood. Show him 4k videos of those fishermen getting splattered.

Trump recoiled from some old guy hitting his head at Mar a Lago. He was squicked out by all the blood. "Kill" is an abstraction to him. I hope someone shows him satellite pictures of the gore left over from one of his international waters murders.

Doesn't say it in that act - that's what the 4th amendment is for.

Yup. He’s dying.

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

Chester never met Louis the Bengal, but they would have been good friends.

Every world leader has figured this out. You flatter him. You give him presents. He is a twelve year old boy whose father never loved him.

"If you want to see a virgin on screen"

Dude. I am also 63 years old. Are we watching the same movies?

Well, if it’s not now, it’ll be soon.

What a baby

Chester thinks Charlie Kirk was a dick. I asked him whether being a dick was a capital crime worthy of pew pew, he answered, "is walking across the street a capital crime? I've lost friends that way. Guns are part of the environment, just like cars, coyotes, and winter."

Fog of war. The earliest we'll learn what actually happened will be at least three weeks out (unless it's the <1% chance it was a false flag, or Russian op, in which case we'll have to wait for the Hague trials). Meanwhile, speculation will run wild, and I expect at least a few AI slop videos.

Walked by the "WALZ LIES" booth at the MN state fair today. I shouted over "you spelled TRUMP wrong". It took a few seconds for it to register, but by the time they started shouting I was getting a pronto pup.

Minnesota is actually the birthplace of cheerleading. On November 2, 1898, University of Minnesota student Johnny Campbell led cheers—this was the first organized cheerleading event, and it led to the formation of a “yell leader” squad of six male students.

What do you prefer? gRPC? GraphQL?

An inevitable skin irritation that erupts while trying to do real programming.

And it’s a such a tiny slice of the population. I know exactly one trans person, and I’m a musician!

Bill Nye vs RFK Jr. in an Oxford style debate. Proposition: All scientists are wrong.

Interestingly, you don’t need to specify F or C for -40°.

There's this new feature on Threads that allows you to hide text unless the reader chooses to read it. It's scrambled unless you tap. I've seen it on movie/comic spoiler posts.
Just goes to show that some developers produce actual, useful UX when the managers are screaming for AI.
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This is so sad and hilarious at the same time

Again, for those in the back

Millie has filled out a bit since GoT

Didja ever notice that nobody uses ringtones on TV anymore? It’s always “buzz buzz buzz”. I wanna hear Chimes.

Federal Agents March Through L.A. Park, Spurring Local Outrage

“Community groups have long tried to address homelessness in the LA park. Workers with a St. John’s Community Health street medicine clinic that was serving homeless people said agents pointed guns at them & instructed them to stop their work & leave.”