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Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
07.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 6332 🔁 883 💬 216 📌 42GOP
Last Week: "We control everything."
Today: "The shutdown was out of our control."
02.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 19500 🔁 5670 💬 6 📌 168
If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?
30.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 19481 🔁 4248 💬 901 📌 349I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
29.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 9838 🔁 2051 💬 208 📌 116Did I miss something? What did Tylenol do to Papaya Putin?
26.09.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a supermodel.
26.09.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This!!!
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24.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 784 🔁 274 💬 42 📌 8
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
22.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 32786 🔁 6539 💬 392 📌 247
Thinking this earlier today. Had to look up the Tylenol date.
23.09.2025 01:07 — 👍 154 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 6Red baseball caps and the word for frozen water are ruined for me forever. 😢
22.09.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Porky is swiping right. And yes, his chin does get heavy and need support
21.09.2025 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today would be a great day to release the Epstein files!
20.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 581 🔁 169 💬 8 📌 7Soap!!
18.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oblivious is kinda their brand.
16.09.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the win today
15.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You thought they were going to learn things??! They haven’t yet. Why start now?
13.09.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is exactly right
11.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 57 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0Did it for a cat like 15 years ago. She lived at least 7 years more. Had to empty litter box in industrial gloves tho bc it was radioactive.
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Just use a sharpie
06.09.2025 07:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
03.09.2025 08:51 — 👍 31724 🔁 6547 💬 398 📌 217Epic fail.
04.09.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No wonder they want slavery back. They need black people yo read to them.
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Thoughts & prayers
03.09.2025 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s been great and I hope he finds someone worthy to support and mentor.
02.09.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently this is what actual churches believe.
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