Trey Stokes

Trey Stokes

@treystokes.bsky.social

I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA

514 Followers 1,376 Following 704 Posts Joined Nov 2024
19 hours ago

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

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3 days ago
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

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2 days ago
An ad for the Melania movie now available on Prime

Gaaaaaaaah!

I get why this is on Prime but it should really be on Shudder.

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3 days ago
Orange cat Mister Waffles, sitting on a wet paving slab with weeds growing all around, staring at the camera

Good morning

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3 days ago
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Just one example - this motel is in Santa Fe, not Hollywood.
It also doesn't have a pool. 🤫

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3 days ago

“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

Fran Lebowitz

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3 days ago

In tonight's Dark Winds episode we're off to 1972 Los Angeles, even though we shot it in 2025 Albuquerque.

You're not supposed to notice the VFX... but there's loads of it. 😁

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4 days ago

This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:

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7 months ago

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

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6 days ago
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

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1 week ago

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

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6 days ago
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Finally!

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Trump fires Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary while she’s mid-speech at live event - NewsBreak Donald Trump has fired Kristi Noem as secretary of the Department of Homeland Security , ending her year-long tenure at an agency that is leading his mass

CRICKET SENDS HER REGARDS

share.newsbreak.com/hk3o21jk

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1 week ago

Looking forward to the GOP spin on this one.

"As we all know, Marines as a group are prone to violence so the Senator reacted heroically to prevent an incident..."

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1 week ago

Christine: Fury Road

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1 week ago

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

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1 week ago

Stop OCP from building Delta City!
#iykyk

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1 week ago

I made a Beatles cartoon and mixed it at Abbey Road with original Beatles master tracks. A year later I made a Star Wars short and mixed it at Skywalker Ranch with Ben Burtt's original sound effects library.

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Skateboard stop-motion

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1 week ago

if dogs could talk i bet they’d be like “hey what the fuck”

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1 week ago

I'm probably gonna have kids someday, after I'm out of the Navy.

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1 week ago
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

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1 week ago
A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do

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1 week ago
"I'm a little confused. Are US citizens allowed to kill suspected terrorists now?"
"I think so. But you have to be really, really sure the person is a suspected terrorist! So be super-double sure that they make you feel nervous!"
"Well, this dude standing by my desk is wearing a really fucked-up jacket-- can I cap him? "
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1 week ago

I'm on the "Techno Pessimist" blocklist too! I think it was because I reposted a joke about A.I.

Or maybe they just... know.

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1 week ago

Dude is Trump whisperer.

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2 weeks ago

brought to you by Weyland-Yutani-Nanu

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2 weeks ago

This feels like a personal attack

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