Very Important Business Cats

Scotty, a super flooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting next to me and attempting to help with my ZFS work, by placing his very-white paw on my laptop's trackpad. My hand is almost the color of Scotty's tan fur, with a ring on my wedding finger and an Apple Watch on my wrist.

I am helping our Very Important Chief Technical Officer with his work; after noting Maggie's interest in these "computers," I have decided to look into their storage use cases. Perhaps she is right, and computer storage is the future of the Very Important Business Storage Business Comapny.

An amazon box on a wooden floor; it is on its side, with the flaps wide open. There is an orange toy worm in front of the box, and a wooly cat bed behind it.

All boxes will be on their side while we mourn the loss of the Very Important Business Storage Business Chaircat of the Board, Dusty.

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i'm small like you and tony is big and this makes him warmer so when it's cold i can force him to keep me warm and i bet you can do it with frankly and eventually she'll learn who's boss just like tony did

happy bosses day @scamperbeasts.bsky.social becuase you are the bosses and you probably aren't getting treats from your mini onions but that's ok i am sending you bossses day treats because you're the bossses!

Hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you should tell your big friend that the highester you are the more importantesteringer you are and you are the most importantinged canadian cat i know so you should be up very high and look down on everyone it's in the cat union rules

But @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend by doing that big friend lets the outside squrrels know that you are part of a team and being part of a team means you can take down an entire army of squirrels which is good we had squirrels and they were doing things in the attic.

oh no @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you're going to make your big friend think you've run away again and then she'll only have that other cat for comfort!

hello saja my newest @scamperbeasts.bsky.social friend i hope you are enjoying your new home and everyone is playing with you and you are learning how to topple feline authority figures through stealth and sabotage

Scotty, a super flooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting on a stairs landing and wearing a blue diagonally-striped tie. He is looking off into the distance, possibly at an employee who is dressed casually when it is not casual Friday. His legs, chest, throat, and snout are white; the rest of his body is tan.

I got dressed up for my Very Important Business Storage Business meeting, but it was cancelled at the last minute. Still, it pays to impress the bosses with how professional I look!

Scotty, a super floooooofy tan&cream cat, is very stoned and laying on a grey towel. His fur is very shaggy.

Scotty, a somewhat-less floofy tan&cream cat, is laying on a grey towel. His fur is much less shaggy. There are bits of his shorn fur scattered about. He is still very stoned.

Today I got my Very Important Business Haircut. Now my Very Important Business Tie will stand out and show how very important I am. As soon as I find where it is.

Daddy! Look at me Daddy! Look! Look Daddy! Look at me! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Look!

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i think your Big Friend should have taken you and left the babby to be with the Temp Friend.

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend please don't run away again i was very scared and i sent you a bunch of treats so you never have to leave again i don't know what i would do if you were gone please don't do it again i don't want to cry about it again

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i sent you (and that other cat who should not be there) treats because you said you were famished and starving and cat famishinges are a bad thing and we should all try to prevent them and boss daddy didn't tell me they got there did they?

oh no my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social you have deddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddded from curly foot syndrome do you have churu to get better i can have boss daddy send you some too sweet if not

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i had boss daddy send you a shark and the trees said it was delivered a couple of days ago so did you get it now you and your new sister can each have your own sharks but you should get to choose which one since you're the big brother

hey @scamperbeasts.bsky.social churu for smudge who is clearly starving and treat-deprived and smudge is one of my best friends in ohio even though we've never me is that near canada and @fiascothecat.bsky.social?

the higher you are the more importantester you are everyone know that my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social that makes you the most importantesterested person there even your big friend has to look up to you

but @fiascothecat.bsky.social you are still my best canadian friend but boss daddy says i need to make more friends because there's a new cat here and i don't want to be her friend so i thought i could have a second canadian friend and that would be ok and i made boss daddy send lots of churo

i thought i was your friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social

hi francesca this is maggie i am @fiascothecat.bsky.social's best irish friend but i was born in oregon not ireland but i'm in ireland now and i hope we can be friends so i can have two canadian friends

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend having a sisters is the best you two can make sure your big friend doesn't forget to feed you or play with you and you can curl up and be warm when it's too cold and you can each be on big friend's hands so big friend can never leave you again

Scotty, a super floooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting in a box, with his head pointed towards Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten. The box has seen better days, namely, any time before today.

One of my Very Important Duties as a Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Director Cat is mentoring new employees and interns, to help them become better in the Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Business Business.

boss daddy says it's french like potatoes and means whence but he says that doesn't mean when something was but where and that doesn't make sense i think boss daddy is trying to pull my whisker and i don't like that so i think he owes me lots of churu

Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortiseshell cat, is blurrily curled up on my belly and arm, looking very concerned about everything. One of her arms is extended, so you can see toebeans, and a large stripe of whit efur on the otherwise colored leg.

hello my best canadian friend @fisco.bsky.social did the churu cure you of your deddeddedddinnginededness and curly foot syndrome it always does for me but i was afraid it wouldn't get applied soon enough and then i would be sad and have to find a new best canadian friend but i don't know anyone

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i saw you had curly foot syndrome and had deddededed so i made boss daddy send you some churu so you could get better

hello fiasco my best canadian friend boss daddy just gave out some books which had a story by your big friend and i think that means your big friend gets eleventy billion dollars and should buy you a churu to celebrate and maybe a squeaky mouse

Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is sticking her head into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is.

Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is crawling into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is, but she is somehow a bit more than halfway into the bag.

Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is crawling into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is, but only her tail is sticking out of the bag.

Today I PAPER BAGGED better than ANYONE else at the VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS STORAGE BUSINESS COMPANY even though I am ONLY AN INTERN and TONY said he was VERY IMPRESSED and HAD NOTHING MORE TO TEACH ME and then he LEFT the ROOM with the PAPER bags.

Scotty, a super flooooofy tan&cream cat, is resting against me, with my arm over his side; his arm, in turn, is pressed against my hand as I am typing on my laptop. I have a red shirt, and a black Apple Watch.

As a Very Important Business Storage Business Director Cat, part of my day involves working with the Very Important Business Chief Technology Officer on issues related to storage, technology, business, and storage.

@scamperbeasts.bsky.social hi smudge i hope you have recovered from your endeddeddddingedeinging but if not here is some churu to help and hi charlie i hope you enjoy your treats you're pretty for a dog i mean but that's not your fault