Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems Why isn’t anyone doing anything about all the problems? We’re living in a time with super computers and underwater sea stations and million-dollar laboratories. And still, everyday when I watch the TV...

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems

Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell

Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
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Interpol Admits 89% Of Its Cases Involve Finding, Recovering The ‘Mona Lisa’

Interpol Admits 89% Of Its Cases Involve Finding, Recovering The ‘Mona Lisa’
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Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed LANSING, MI—Assuring herself it wasn’t even that late, local woman Natalie Sissons reportedly allowed herself one more anxiety episode Tuesday before going to bed. “Just one more episode of paralyzing apprehension and fear, then I’ll call it a night,” said Sissons, admitting that she knew she should try to get some sleep since it was a […]

Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed
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Pretty sure it will be the best $8 I ever spent

Just bought Gnomes and Knights because a review said that there were dedicated pee and fart buttons. That is really all you need to know about me

YouTube video by chakrashoes Roxy Music - Sunset

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What a different world we could have.

CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO

CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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It only took 6 weeks to knock equality back to the early 1970s. No words

“It’s not the president’s job to understand world affairs.” Melody Greenberg, Rebate Coordinator

Trump Claims Ukraine Started War
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Aunt Mari is the best!

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
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