Buddawiggi🆕

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki Maybe you ain’t healing cuz you ain’t broken #nowwhat

Rage against the price of watermelon

I’m always here for you unless someone better looking needs me

Nothing refreshes like a complete nervous breakdown™

*seductively licks my contact before putting it back into my eye after losing it during a sneezing fit*

You’re a “haha” girl and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

I’m basically your dream girl except older and fatter

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki A barista named Simplicity #nowwhat #nietzsche #beyondgoodandevil #nashua

Maybe you ain’t healing cuz you ain’t broken #nowwhat

I would use my phone as a phone for you.

i dont want to understand the horrors i just want them to stop

Going back in time to kill baby vegetables.

Holidays are the same as other days but with more rain.

In another dimension, I've been shitposting Favstar material this whole time.

Why would anyone want to tea bag? That’s fucking nuts

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Pinned from the other place:

I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki Stand up laugh fall again repeat #nietzsche #beyondgoodandevil #nowwhat #minefallspark

Capitalism’s only enemy is an emotionally regulated populace

Mission: Impossible? well yeah with that attitude

I shaved up to my knees for this?

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki Lost another girlfriend to a guy chasing a windblown patio umbrella #nowwhat #nietzsche 🟢

It’ll happen, your honor

Relationship status: took the bins out

What could you possibly have to yammer on about at six o' fucking clock in the fucking morning

We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account

Sorry i'm late i hey look over there

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki Still searching for that haircut that really changes my life. #nowwhat #shakespeare

I can’t be fixed or broken 🟢

They’re not typos they’re subliminal suggestions.

I am a post-midlife crisis

Not to sound alarmist, but clang clang clang clang clang

YouTube video by Mark Buckawicki Joke on you, my love language is mysterious ways #Nietzsche #birthoftragedy #nowwhat

3. If a problem has more than one variable, the real variable is you.