Tobie

Forgot I had this 😭

06.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rationing my cigs ive only got 5p to my name hard times

11.07.2023 07:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wtf my cat doin

03.07.2023 10:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

smthn crazy ab bein a dude in da kinda see thru closet is no1 takes me seriously n always misgenders me like bruh ?

03.07.2023 10:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After hearing about it for months, I finally saw a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis. That is simply too much penis. A significant portion of that penis is surplus and is just going to waste. This is nothing to celebrate.

03.07.2023 07:04 — 👍 251    🔁 15    💬 15    📌 7

so glad I made it to the twitter escape pod. here's some of my latest art

03.07.2023 09:23 — 👍 725    🔁 120    💬 42    📌 7

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

02.07.2023 13:30 — 👍 4862    🔁 1000    💬 63    📌 43

joking off rn

03.07.2023 10:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sittin on my balls make me go YOOOOWWCCHHHHHHH !!!!!!

03.07.2023 10:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my lil fingies smell like tobacco :D dada r u proud ?

03.07.2023 10:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

03.07.2023 01:43 — 👍 2641    🔁 327    💬 82    📌 38

my forehead greasy as HELL DAAAMN

03.07.2023 09:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0