Jeremy Fassler

A Battle with My Blood When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.

In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Vanity Fair's Nuzzi Math Condé staffers have been left “shocked” and frustrated, Status has learned, as they watch the latest Olivia Nuzzi revelation derail Vanity Fair’s meticulously planned new-era debut.

Hard to see Olivia Nuzzi lasting very long at Vanity Fair after all this.
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I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade

I’ve found Olivia Nuzzi’s song “Jail Bait” from the brief period when she tried to be a pop star named “Livvy.” The song sounds like it was written by R. Kelly. It is a masterpiece and I have listened to it three times. jumpshare.com/s/oMIJUAz8ca...

It's hard to overstate what a catastrophe it would be for moviemaking and moviegoers if the Ellisons are allowed to acquire Warner Brothers and merge it with Paramount. I know that rooting for Comcast and/or Netflix sticks in a lot of throats here but those would be far better alternatives... >

Twitter keeps crashing because everyone's tweeting about Olivia Nuzzi.

"Don't do it, buddy! You've got your whole life ahead of you!"

If you're a man in his 60s who's confessing to a fling with Olivia Nuzzi, STAY IN LINE.

Part 1: How I Found Out Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...

I can't believe I'm linking to Ryan Lizza's story of how he found out Olivia Nuzzi was cheating on him - the first time, in 2020 - but this is the world we live in now.
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This is a confession.

She makes Carrie Bradshaw look like Joan Didion.

Olivia Nuzzi's just a girl in love! She can't be held responsible for her actions! She has no underlying issues to address, she's certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! They say love makes you crazy therefore you can't call her crazy cuz when you call her crazy you're just calling her in love! BAM!

I laughed so hard reading this that I woke up my baby.

Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.

Jesse Armstrong and Celine Song have some hard questions to answer about why they ever hired Dasha Nekrasova to act for them. She was always this bad—you just weren’t paying attention, didn’t care, or both.

Olivia Nuzzi Has Always Been This Bad. Journalists who’ve defended Nuzzi need to look at themselves in the mirror following her involvement with RFK Jr.

I never tire of sharing this story I wrote about her when the news of her "digital affair" broke. I stand by every word of it. medium.com/@jeremyfassl...

"The book--most of which she punched into her phone while hiking--is not exactly a memoir," etc.

From the piece about the Olivia Nuzzi book.

I am trying to remain calm.

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

When people say "Democrats should act more like Republicans," remind them that Democrats are literally doing QAnon For Real by demanding the Republicans expose all their pedophiles via the Epstein files.

Ah Walker Bragman, he of the worst-aged headline in history. (One for which he will never apologize, despite my best efforts.)

This is more important than yall driving yourself insane following every ass hair of the negotiations

Anyone who asks why Obama didn't do more with the supermajority needs to remember that Obama had to deal with eight or nine Joe Manchins in the caucus, Baucus being among the most Manchiniest of them all.

All McConnell knew how to do was appoint judges and say “no.” He never passed a major piece of legislation.

Isn't it still an indictment of Schumer if he wasn't able to keep his entire caucus in line?

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Me reading the reviews for the Ryan Murphy/Kim Kardashian show:

When I was a kid I wrote a sketch comedy series called The Dick Cheney Show where Dick Cheney is forced to host a kids' TV show with "Sideshow Bush." In the first episode, Richard Simmons puts him on a diet and he has a heart attack running up the Rocky steps. I have no regrets.

I never met Dick Cheney but if I had I would have unleashed my inner Chris Farley and been like "remember the time you shot a guy in the face? That was awesome."

Why Hamas Agreed to Release the Hostages And why it might not matter much for Gaza’s future, or for Palestinian statehood.

This one is pretty much nothing but softballs.
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The Democratic Party's platform has gotten more and more progressive since 2016 and if you can't see that, the problem's on you.

The question is whether or not Mamdani will be effective as Mayor in implementing the changes he promises. Only then can we assess whether or not he’s a model for the future or a local phenomenon.