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Jeremy Fassler

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Freelance journalist. Bylines: The New York Times, Vulture, The Daily Beast, Mother Jones. Former: Capitol Forum, Daily Banter. Corgi parent.

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That review makes no sense. Like, how do you watch that performance and not come away thinking that Gena Rowlands is the GOAT?

07.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If the headline of your article takes the form of a question, then 99% of the time the answer is "no."

06.10.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To quote Christopher Moltisanti, "Hey Marty! Kundun! I liked it!"

05.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is still a less offensive depiction of Mexicans than Emilia Pรฉrez.

02.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As effective as they are, these ads leaves a sour taste in my mouth when I think about the double standard that Kamala was subjected to for her positive vibes and use of "joy" in her campaign. If Mamdani was a woman, people would write about how cringe they were.

02.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There have been more government shutdowns since Gingrich in '95 than there were in all of U.S. history up to that point.

01.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Stacy Keach! He is so good in Fat City. Not to mention his amazing performance in Gotti when he names the five boroughs of New York for John Travolta!

01.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only good thing about the Landis segment of Twilight Zone is when Vic Morrow swims away from the US army in Vietnam and one of them goes "I told you we shouldn't have shot Niedermeyer!"

30.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Los Angeles man demands answers after wife was detained at scheduled green card meeting A man is speaking out and asking for help after his wife was detained by federal agents at the end of a scheduled green card hearing in downtown Los Angeles in early September.

My friend Tucker's wife was arrested by ICE last week. He and his lawyer are working very hard to get her out of custody. Please share this story far and wide - the human cost of ICE's crackdown is immeasurable.
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30.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am really excited to see this one. I read Joshua Logan's autobiography this week and he said when he met Hart for the first time, Hart taught him "c*cksucker's rummy," a card game where the only rule is that you have to find more and more creative ways to cheat as the game goes on.

30.09.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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South Park: โ€œFreedom of Speechโ€ This is the first time this season South Park has pulled its punches.

Events delayed my recapping last week's South Park, the only episode this season so far to not go as hard as it could have. However, the subplot about Kyle's mom and Gaza was perfect.
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29.09.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TV characters who would have been at January 6:
1. A. J. Soprano
2. Ziggy Sobotka (Wire season 2)
3. Tobias Fรผnke (thinks it's an audition)
4. Tuco Salamanca (Breaking Bad)
5. Jonah Ryan (out-runs Josh Hawley to safety)

29.09.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The studio system used to invest in these kinds of films all the time. MGM knew The Wizard of Oz wasnโ€™t going to make its money back in the first release, but they wanted the prestige that came with it.

26.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you look at the other website, the knives are out for her in full force.

26.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Leopard is top 20 for me. Even though heโ€™s dubbed, it still may be Lancasterโ€™s best performance.

24.09.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s like watching the Harlem Globetrotters go up against a dog. Yeah, they can defeat the dog, but whatโ€™s good is the spectacle if the opponent isnโ€™t worth the effort?

23.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€˜s an incredibly predictable interviewer that way: If he likes you, softballs. If he doesnโ€˜t, he just talks at you nonstop to the point where you wonder whether or not thereโ€™s even a question there and itโ€™s all just a bit.

23.09.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to be more specific, although FDR had to play ball with southern segregationists in congress, he did not do so by sacrificing black voters in the urban north to their whims.

22.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1965    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

To quote Frost/Nixon, โ€œwhen the president does it, that means it is not illegal.โ€

22.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot emphasize this enough:

The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.

They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.

Doomers are not realists.

22.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9317    ๐Ÿ” 3677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

โ€œI went to the doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck. Donโ€™t go see Dr. Acula.โ€

22.09.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roman: Ordinary fucking people.
Kyle: Yeah, I know that movie. The guy's brother drowns.
Roman: That's why you can't sell a decent script - because everyone's completely stupid. Nobody knows Repo Man!
- Party Down

21.09.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it. I was confused.

21.09.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even know what link you posted. It doesn't show up with anything.

20.09.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "lizard people" thing was less a target towards Obama specifically and more just a phrase she used to throw around a lot on Twitter. She did have other mean tweets specifically directed at Obama though.

20.09.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In a video shared to Twitter, ICE is shown throwing congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social to the ground

19.09.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2878    ๐Ÿ” 1569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 508    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a caption that says " do you think this is funny larry " ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a caption that says " do you think this is funny larry "
19.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up reading Vanity Fair's awards coverage. Now that she's West Coast editor it's gonna be like "The Oscar for Best Supporting Actor should go to RFK Jr for the Earthworm Jim movie! Hee hee hee!"

19.09.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Olivia Nuzzi Has Always Been This Bad. Journalists whoโ€™ve defended Nuzzi need to look at themselves in the mirror following her involvement with RFK Jr.

I wrote this piece a year ago this week when Olivia Nuzzi was outed for sexting RFK Jr. and I stand by every single word of it today. She's your headache now, Vanity Fair.
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19.09.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
In this action, a prominent American citizen (perhaps the most prominent
American citizen) alleges defamation by a prominent American newspaper publisher
(perhaps the most prominent American newspaper publisher) and by several other
Case 8:25-cv-02487-SDM-NHA Document 5 Filed 09/19/25
Page 2 of 4 PagelD 166
corporate and natural persons. Alleging only two simple counts of defamation, the complaint consumes eighty-five pages. Count I appears on page eighty, and Count II appears on page eighty-three. Pages one through seventy-nine, plus part of page eighty, present allegations common to both counts and to all defendants. Each count alleges a claim against each defendant and, apparently, each claim seeks the same remedy against each defendant.
Even under the most generous and lenient application of Rule 8, the complaint is decidedly improper and impermissible.

In this action, a prominent American citizen (perhaps the most prominent American citizen) alleges defamation by a prominent American newspaper publisher (perhaps the most prominent American newspaper publisher) and by several other Case 8:25-cv-02487-SDM-NHA Document 5 Filed 09/19/25 Page 2 of 4 PagelD 166 corporate and natural persons. Alleging only two simple counts of defamation, the complaint consumes eighty-five pages. Count I appears on page eighty, and Count II appears on page eighty-three. Pages one through seventy-nine, plus part of page eighty, present allegations common to both counts and to all defendants. Each count alleges a claim against each defendant and, apparently, each claim seeks the same remedy against each defendant. Even under the most generous and lenient application of Rule 8, the complaint is decidedly improper and impermissible.

A complaint is a mechanism to fairly, precisely, directly, soberly, and economically inform the defendants โ€” in a professionally constrained manner consistent
with the dignity of the adversarial process in an Article III court of the United States
- of the nature and content of the claims. A complaint is a short, plain, direct state-
ment of allegations of fact sufficient to create a facially plausible claim for relief and
sufficient to permit the formulation of an informed response. Although lawyers re-
ceive a modicum of expressive latitude in pleading the claim of a client, the complaint in this action extends far beyond the outer bound of that latitude.
This complaint stands unmistakably and inexcusably athwart the requirements
of Rule 8. This action will begin, will continue, and will end in accord with the rules of procedure and in a professional and dignified manner. The complaint is STRUCK with leave to amend within twenty-eight days. The amended complaint must not ex-
ceed forty pages, excluding only the caption, the signature, and any attachment.
ORDERED in Tampa, Florida, on September 19, 2025.
STEVEN D. MERRYDAY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

A complaint is a mechanism to fairly, precisely, directly, soberly, and economically inform the defendants โ€” in a professionally constrained manner consistent with the dignity of the adversarial process in an Article III court of the United States - of the nature and content of the claims. A complaint is a short, plain, direct state- ment of allegations of fact sufficient to create a facially plausible claim for relief and sufficient to permit the formulation of an informed response. Although lawyers re- ceive a modicum of expressive latitude in pleading the claim of a client, the complaint in this action extends far beyond the outer bound of that latitude. This complaint stands unmistakably and inexcusably athwart the requirements of Rule 8. This action will begin, will continue, and will end in accord with the rules of procedure and in a professional and dignified manner. The complaint is STRUCK with leave to amend within twenty-eight days. The amended complaint must not ex- ceed forty pages, excluding only the caption, the signature, and any attachment. ORDERED in Tampa, Florida, on September 19, 2025. STEVEN D. MERRYDAY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

BREAKING: Federal judge tosses out Trump's lawsuit against the New York Times, Penguin Random House, & journalists, finding that the complaint violated court pleading rules due to its expansive, over-the-top, "tedious" use of language.

An amended complaint can be filed without all of the BS in it.

19.09.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1547    ๐Ÿ” 355    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

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