Alexandra The Great

Love me, hate me, but you'll never forget me. 👑

I appreciate that so much!!! 🥰

I regret to inform you that after Last Time, I no longer accept sports cars as gifts. 🙏

So @lululavigne.bsky.social will accept it on my behalf!

Don't let Drina stir up drama!!! 😭

Right now, the world needs all the fashion advice it can get. 💅

I had SO much fun at my #birthday party today!!! 🥳🎂

(It's exclusive, you weren't invited.)

Some people REALLY need to hear this! 🥲

Showers are just maintenance between baths! 🧼

Yeah, especially since R&D hadn't solved the bath water tech yet, so it was just a normal water bottle I flipped from down the street. 💰

But they know exactly how to make you feel good! Infinite supply! Til prison do us part! 😭

So technically I only had a stock of 1, because it was just an unfinished prototype...

But it actually sold out, for €100 per unit! 😤

I need that but, like, in spell form for people I want! 😇

I thought for sure I did toxic things in relationships, but looking back on it now??? I was pretty much a sweet angel to everyone!

I guess I did dump a potential Forever Partner to chase my dealer, he didn't deserve that. 🥲

There's literally nothing wrong with me!!! 😭

It's never too late to make new mistakes! 😍

What do you mean TRIED??? 😤

I literally sold out my whole stock in one event!

Can I date again? 🤔

BlueSky is like a different area code from X, right?

Yes, I do rank my friends! 😇

It creates a healthy culture of competition (for my attention).

I met him a few times! 🤣

I couldn't decide if his story was true or if he was just CRAZY for attention! But everyone was always happy to see him!

I wonder how he's doing! 💕

People on the outside don't get him for the same reasons they never got me. 😪

Guilty! 😇

People are so happy to support their dreams with money, and I am so happy to take it from them. 🥰

A price??? 😍

Maybe you can quell my ethereal wrath with my love of capitalism... 💰

I'm here to haunt you, Tamiko.

I know what you did. 👻

It's my patented Honey - Sunny - Money technique!

I should start a new business. 🤔

Life hasn't always gone my way.

And yet, I always go my own way. 👸

You have my vote! ☑️

But I'm sure some greedy people out there only want to exploit your constituents just to enrich themselves on the black market. 😢

Not me though! 😇

Thanks!!! 😍

I have a strict skincare routine of honey masks, sunny weather, and a bank full of money. 💅

The back of a victorious woman standing with her hands on her hips. She stands on a winter mountaintop with snowy trees in the distance. The moon's god rays illuminate her crown and gladiatorial armor as she scans the horizon ahead.

A queen will always turn pain into power. 👑