Tom Vinita

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Regular Font in terminal screen

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Today, we released a small (tiny even) update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We fixed a bug that was breaking daily challenge streaks. Streak on... AND...

We also released a beta implementation of a settings option that works to account for players with dyslexia.

It's a strikingly good experience on handheld! The UX work you've put in really shines, it turns an extremely dense world and system into one of the smoothest classic roguelikes I've ever played.

Are lower-stakes gossip items like talking shit about somebody at a party or in a tabloid also inventory items? I love this framing.

Haze after her ult is interrupted by Knockdown.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

polymarket should be beyond illegal. all involved in its creation and upkeep deserve agony for the rest of their days

As a Housewives journeyman and fan of procgen narrative I've become firmly convinced that there is a venn diagram that has these two concepts meeting in the middle for EXTREMELY JUICY GAME DESIGN so please continue I promise you're not crazy or at least you're not the only one who's crazy.

We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

The purpose of "smart weapon" propaganda, going at least as far back as the Desert Storm days when the war was breathlessly broadcast on CNN like some major media event, has been to launder and normalize increasing amounts of strikes. No see it's fine, these are SMART weapons, it's okay to use them

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

A stroke is too good for him. A just world with functional opposition would see him dragged through the streets and strung up. Him and every two-bit podcaster and bug-alien financier that enables his banal depravity.

May they all live to see their cruelty revisited upon them one hundred times over.

When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.

“How many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

The US and Israel are bombing Iran. Anyone reporting it as “preventive” is engaging in propaganda, by definition. There is no interpretation of what’s happening as anything else than a crime.

You don’t have to like the Iranian regime to understand why this is bad.

Every single outlet that uncritically recites Israel's self-designation of "preemptive strikes" should be permanently shut down for good. Straight up. Definitionally no such thing as a "preemptive" attack when the country being attacked had no plan nor indication of planning to attack first.

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

Text Reads Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 4 New Mode Daily Challenges Refreshing each day at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6AM PT Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop. This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.

This is a screenshot from the Scenarios menu in the game, where you'll find the Daily Challenge listed at the top. You can see the avatar you selected with your name, level, total amount of cash and the "Daily February 25" written next to it.

This is the same screenshot, but the other half! Here, it says "Daily Februrary 26" which is the date right now. NO PROGRESS is written on what would be a progress graph. Then... Starting funds: $4000 A randomized daily challenge. You only get one attempt, and back out is failure.

Text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap - February 5th (with text saying "out now!" over it) Two (with "three" written over the top of it) new campaigns - February 12th (with text saying "out now!" over it) A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios - February 19th (with text saying "out now!" over it) - Two new Campaigns, More Scenarios and the addition of a daily challenge mode (daily challenge mode has "Out Now!" over the top of it) - With more to come over two months of free updates. This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator FREE Content Update 4 is OUT NOW!

📅 New Mode - Daily Challenges
📈 Contributes to scenarios level
🏆 Three new trophies
🕓 Updates daily at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6 AM PT

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This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.

If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

Damn you'd think there would be some solidarity there.

Two separate cheaters with two separate third parties or did each sim cheat with the other's partner?

Dosa Divas on Steam Battle an evil fast food empire in this spicy narrative turn-based RPG. Two sisters and their upgradable spirit-mech cook delicious meals, fight corpos, build up your reputation with local communities...

Streaming the Dosa Divas demo as part of Next Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/2950710/...

⚡Towerbolt is OUT NOW!!⚡

Buy the game on Steam while it's on sale for its launch week for about $10!

And if you've been playing a bit and have been liking it, please leave a Steam review!! Steam link below:

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#steam #gaming #platformers

I keep thinking about Titanium Court since playing the demo a few days ago and I attribute at least 80% of that to the sweet geetar licks.

This *feels like* something you should be able to sue for damages over. Especially a half-assed support response like that, good lord.

OPINION: I will not explode into millions of dollars like a grotesque piñata if you hit me with an uppercut. Please do not do that to me if you see me on the street, I will drop zero of dollars.

Literally all they had to do was make a Bloodborne that ran at a stable 60 fps and instead Sony put their talented, reliable remake studio on a live service game nobody asked for.

What the fuck are we doing here, man?