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It's an old joke. I thought it was relevant to your original post

I hope I die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.

Not screaming like the passengers on his bus

It won't happen unless they have a bribe ready

Do you have any tips? I've been trying and failing to become a morning person for over 20 years

It feels like the answer is the NBA. Current and former players are always sharing stories about going to the club. They're loaded, tall, and extremely athletic. I know some cities are seen as less desirable to play for because they don't have a good nightlife

Everyone makes the world a better place. Some by entering it, and some by leaving

Almost every case of autism comes from people NOT using condoms

We're about 3 months away from him talking about the benefits of asbestos and looking to mandate its use

This is useful information for how to get vaccinated, even though delusional eugenicists don’t want you to

This is very reasonable behavior. More people should do this

I know a guy who refers to his wife as "The woman who lives in my house"

At least one of those is a model I recognize seeing on reddit about 6 or 7 years ago. Everything was highly photoshopped and airbrushed

I love fun error pages

I think some guys have a fantasy of meeting someone freestyling. Roleplaying exists though, and they could probably request that experience

Wait, people actually did that? I always thought that was fake

Libertarians are like Scooby Doo villains. There's almost always something else behind the mask

Worth noting that your brain tries to reinforce its priors. So if you already don't like someone you're way more likely to find fault in every little thing they do.

I have way less patience for people I don't like. It's something I'm working on

Utterly fascinated by people who cook using recipes they found online, substitute ingredients, and then leave the recipe a bad review when it doesn't turn out good

kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea

Never forget that a member of our community pretended to get shot in the head, fundraised, used the money for a BBL, changed her name, and still walks among us today.

Blows my mind when I see y'all interacting with her.
#oursky #spicysky

I mean, you sell your time and attention. They're asking for your time and attention. Seems reasonable to me to ask for payment

I am firmly on team multicolored Christmas lights

It always feels like a confession when SW admit to having a kid and then I think about why it feels that way and I get a little sad. Parasocial relationships are scary and we are collectively NOT good at managing them

The timing of this announcement is kinda bold

It almost seems like people are excited to scream

I had a content creator I'm subscribed to send a mass message to every sub warning us all about the dangers of porn addiction. I'm a little confused

I consider it a red flag when providers ask for my ethnicity, so it sounds like a red flag to me

That was such a weird statement I just ignored it. No one is forcing anyone to buy from you

I will forever argue that there are no bad dogs, only bad owners

This is a fight web devs have had ever since the profession existed

Yeah, I thought the whole problem was the word "porn" and all derivatives in conjunction with nonconsensual activity