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Saved by the belle of the ball

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Today I learned the hard way that my butt is a tripod and it's not my coccyx.

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I don't know anyone who works for ICE but it would be cool if they, oh I dunno, train to become electrical linemen. They could become heroes and not have to wear face masks.

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Less ICE, more linemen, please!

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He's not talking about Palpatine.

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AI translation should NOT be a thing. Doesn't compare to discovering inside jokes in a series or video games. For example, in Infinity Nikki, one of the mushroom people says that Momo, my talking cat companion, is a "chubby pot". It's a reference to a popular character in the Dark Souls game series.

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For Autistics, most social interactions are like quick-time events; we miss out when the timer runs out while we're paralyzed in analyzing the infinite, potential responses out of fear of choosing the wrong dialogue option

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Serving others in the name of Christ is cool and all but you gotta have limits because takers won't.

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Here's a fun writing exercise. Try to stump your friends with Florida Man headlines to describe a movie.
"Florida Man escapes jail and hijacks cop car with ex-cop friend."

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The existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext.

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Person: You don't look Autistic
Me: Yeah well congrats! You just got catfished by one because I was pretending to be normal! Where's my Oscar?! #asd #autism #masking #oscar

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I propose that anyone on the LGBT/Neurodivergent spectrum should be categorized as "Vulcan Sapiens"

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Those Dune bros had it right. They'd rather take drugs than to rely on AI for space travel. #Dune #AI

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Victor Frankenstein seems like the kind of guy who wants kids but fails to realize that it takes real work, patience, and tolerance to raise them. You built the uterus, dude. It's YOUR kid! Don't be a dead beat!

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Oscar Isaac is officially a triple threat when it comes to monsters movies and TV shows. The mummy superhero in Moon Knight. The vampire Spiderman 2099, Miguel O'Hara. Guillermo del Toro's Victor Frankenstein.

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Tell neurodivergent kids what they did wrong immediately. Dismissing their "What did I do?" teaches them that asking for help makes things worse. They'll stop seeking guidance and internalizes shame, believing they are bad, not that they made a mistake. I did a bad thing =/= I am a bad person

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If I had a nickel for every time a big name transphobe gets infested with black mold, I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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is it bad that I want to see a supercut of televangelists speaking the lyrics to "Your Idol" from K-Pop Demon Hunters?

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Honestly, there should be a law allowing any citizen to challenge a current president to a widely televised melee duel to the death. The winner then becomes/stays president and becomes immune to said challenge. This resets after a new president is elected.

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#marvelwhatif if #Moonknight has to go toe to toe against Task Master, please have Jake Lockley crash a helicopter while screaming "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!". Bonus points if screamed in Spanish.

#marvelwhatif instead of being put in timeout, Amitt is forced to live in a human form on Earth. A mortal food critic decides to adopt her off the streets. Amitt detects that their milk is going bad and saves them. Roommate teaches Amitt how to be a food critic and she's good at it. #Moonknight

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Warhammer 40k's Primarchs are just dude versions of Disney Princesses

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Della Duck is Shara Bey's ducksona and Shara Bey is Della Duck's fleshsona. They're both moms and accomplished space faring badasses. For context, Della Duck is Hewey, Louie, and Dewey's mom. Shara Bey is Poe Dameron's mother.

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Ahh yes, the four genders: Cola, Diet, RB, and OTHER

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A grocery store but it's Dick's Last Resort. All the employees are allowed to be rude to customers.
Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle?
Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are.
If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.

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I think I figured it why neurodivergent folks (myself) are much more comfortable in cosplay than regular clothes. If we wear a costume, anyone who sees us has their sense of disbelief suspended, and their gut reaction of "this person is not human" or the Uncanny Valley doesn't get triggered as much.

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The desire to read the Shadowrun 5th edition book, boil it down into a 2D6 system and call it "Shadowalk" is strong.
Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.

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FINALLY GRADUATED FROM THERAPY!

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Hubby: "Adolf Hitler made sure to get the trains to run on time while Trump caused the planes to crash."
And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."

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Stuck on a plane with these people
The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preacher