Mateo the Fluffy Mammoth

Sneak in disguised as a lamb. The chickens will not expect lamby.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

So thick, comfy, and warm.

This baby mammoth does not know anything about doctors.

It is just weird to bleed suddenly. There are a lot of generic disorders and medical conditions that keep your blood from clotting properly.

It could be nothing and I don't want to worry you. It could be nothing. Just thinning skin with age

Plushies keep attacking to try to finish the fight.

Round after round, the plushies keep attacking the kobold with hugs and smooching.

The kobold is to starry eyed to resist and their hp never goes to 0.

If Dorian insisted. I would never say no to my plushies.

What? Roos are not supposed to bleed randomly. This is something to bring up with your doctor.

Looking at vegan egg substitutes online.

Pea starch + baking soda

Or

Tapioca powder + baking soda

Or

Potatoe starch + baking soda

Stuff that works for bread is adding soaked chia seeds. Using apple sauce. Adding bananas is my favorite. There is so much stuff you can do to substitute egg

When you lose yourself in the music.

dancey time from this afternoons stream :3

Results in one very giggly and soggy dragon.

I don't know if that is true.

Baking soda and vinegar won't bind your ingredients together?

There has to be more to this.

Gosh... x3

Preach.
I want everyone to use metric. I hate switching between both systems.

It is a silly idea ☺️. How will you be at CAP?

You can always uncage at night to not become uncomfortable.

Heh, interrupting a guild meeting to ask for a change is something an immature toddler would do.

I can see how being second in command is better. You can manipulate the stinky guild leader to approve anything.

At the cost of keeping them entertained and changing their stinky butt.

That is a big flex! 😁

You got the coolest socks and the coolest jacket.

Silly ham loving boy. Your comfort matters too, if something is bothering you. Speak up!

You looks so cozy! 😍 Eeeeeee, where did you get those socks from?

The internet can be amazing. You used it to get over that obstacle easily. Nothing can stop you from finishing.

Satisfied with the punishment for such cowardly and un-noble fighting tactics by the paladin. The gnoll leader commanded him to leave the gnoll camp.

The paladin walked off with a dopish grin and without his sword. With his mind swimming with stink, he had forgotten to reclaim his sword.

The paladin's mind was throughly broken. With each huff, the paladin gained more and more weight. More fur invaded his body and he became more musky. For what felt like an eternity, the gnoll leader finally stopped and placed his armor back on. During the whole ordeal the paladin blew multiple loads

The gnoll leader granted his request and turned around, his butt facing the paladin.

The paladin tried one last time to resist sniffing the gnoll leader's butt, but he was overwhelmed. With glazed eyes and a drooling maw, the paladin plunged his snout deep inside the gnoll leader.

The knolls left and remaining in the the tent was the gnoll leader and the paladin. Instead of going for his sword, the paladin went to the knoll leader and bowed. He begged to sniff his butt.

In his mind, the paladin screamed for his body to grab the sword and to pull away. Nothing happened.

The stench was terrible, the paladin wanted nothing more than to break free from his captors and grab his sword to get revenge. Towards the end of the assault of 12 musky gnolls with ripe armpits, the putrid stink had penetrated his mind. His thoughts were cloudy and his body was undergoing changes.

The gnoll leader stepping back ordered more gnolls into the tent. A dozen sweaty gnolls that had recently returned from raiding, were ordered to each press their musky pits against the restrained paladin.

Ripe armpit after armpit, the paladins snout was covered in musky gnoll sweat.

The leader further explained that a noble dragonborn would take his opponents head on and would fight with honor.

The paladin still forced to sniff the gnoll leaders armpit answered disrespectfully. "You stink!"

The gnoll leader grinned. The paladin was going to find out about true stinkyness.

The paladin could do nothing as he was restrained by the 4 armored knolls. He was powerless as the knoll leader did whatever he wanted. The leader asked.

"You call yourself a noble? There is nothing noble about sneaking inside my camp and taking out my guards in such a cowardly manner."

4 heavily armour knolls towered over him. Behind them, stood the knoll leader. He was the biggest and smelled the most ripe.

The paladin tried to explain why he was at the knoll camp, but he was quickly restrained.

The gnoll leader got closer and pressed the paladin's nose against his armpits.

The paladin was overwhelmed. He realized this was a trap too late and while doing a fighting retreat towards the exit of the tent, his knees were kicked and he collapsed on the floor and his sword flew out of his hands.

The torches were lit again. 🔥 Looking up, the paladin saw his assailants.