Rob Rios

i am so glad that jill "cicada" stein is being so vocal & active in leading the fight against the coup orchestrated by President Musk.

can't turn on the news without seeing her leading a protest, holding a press conference or challenging what's happening.

whatEVER would we do without her?

when did our nation decide apartheid wasn't evil?

do tell. any news?

MORE TRADE WARS -- this time on steel and aluminum.
and yet, strangely, not on raw tobacco.

or the love of all the gawds, please change your automated answering response at your job.

you have NOT recently changed your menu options, debra.

i dunno. i think when someone invokes the Fifth Amendment during their confirmation hearing to be director of the FBI, something is amiss.

@kashpatel.bsky.social #bloop

now, let's not get all heated at press secretary karoline leavitt's major gaffe.

who among us HASN'T had gas station food?

#grocerypump #karolineleavitt #bloop

so Trump backed down from trade wars with Canada and Mexico, is letting Musk do whatever he wants, and now is walking away from his "Gaza-A-Lago" plan.

Who is running this country right now?

susan sarandon is AWFULLY QUIET about trump's plan to clear palestine and build a resort: gaza a lago. |

shockingly, so is jill "cicada" stein.

but harris was just too much of a warhawk, amirite?

let's start trade wars with our two neighbors!!
that'll go over well.

kennedy the lesser is certifiable and i am petrified he gets confirmed through a tie-break by vance.

Gosh, at 12:01pm, the grocery store had a staffer repricing all eggs: a dozen is now only $.99!

#eggs #eggprices #trump

the issue of renaming the gulf of mexico is a pure distraction.

look at the legislation being introduced. don't be fooled by the sleight of hand awkwardly carried out by his minions.

carrot cake has vegetables, fiber, healthy carbs, dairy in the form of cream cheese frosting.... the perfect food, no?

i am pretty sure Trump thinks those maps from elementary school that show Greenland as larger than Europe are accurate.

white blue-collar MAGA voters: WE HATE IMMIGRANTS

Musk and Vivak: we are into highly-educated immigrants in STEM; that means India and Asia

Trump: my DOGE team makes a great point.

blue-collar MAGA voters: NO! we hate brown immigrants! We will fight this!

me: mmm, popcorn.

so musk is now acting president-elect, trump is his mouthpiece, and vance is on the verge of being the subject of an amber alert.

am i up to speed?

white women were literally the first DEI hires.

"do you hear what i hear" is about 18 minutes too long.

so California flipped three red seats: goodbye, MIchelle Steele, Mike Garcia and John Duarte.

Democrats lessened the Republican majority in the House.

Trump got less than 50% of the popular vote.

What red tsunami?

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gosh, i bet Jill "The Cicada" Stein has retreated back underground instead of trying to mobilize a viable third party.

color me shocked.

whatever happened to the hysteria over "pets being eaten by immigrants in ohio," btw?

“The hours of the morning between breakfast and lunch were the time which the inhabitants of Riseholme chiefly devoted to spying on each other.”

E.F. Benson, "Queen Lucia"

his wit always amazes me

baby dakota jane when she still had blue eyes and side ears

tariffs on goods from canada, mexico and china. ready to see prices rise dramatically? i don't wanna hear one word about the price of eggs.

libraries are exactly the kind of socialism everyone likes. free books? and you trust me with them? and you i just have to pinky swear to bring them back?

yes, please

eschatological paranoia makes my toenails itch.

folks have been muttering and chattering about 'these are the end times' for thousands of years.

stop worrying about tomorrow and just try to be a good person today.

now go get me ube boba tea, dammit.

what are the odds on tulsi withdrawing before january?

trump voters: YAY FOR MASS DEPORTATION!
also trump voters later this year: WHY IS LETTUCE $10?