The Chairman’s Toy Box

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because

a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked

b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

As someone who uses them often, save up for a good quality machine. There’s lots of $100ish options on Amazon and such, but they have poor torque and mounting/stability issues, making them lackluster to use (for content or fun).

HiSmith is an obvious choice, but they’re the standard for a reason

How vital (or non-vital) are agents in the porn world?

These were honestly the second best Krispies cereal after the Rice Krispies Treats cereal. They just can’t beat that one.

At the rate things are going you’re gonna be a millionaire by next week 😮‍💨

Well fine, maybe I will!!

Disappearing into the woods with nothing but friends and a camera? Don’t threaten me with a good time 😏

I would say “come back!” but given the current hellscape that is Florida, that honestly could sound like a threat 💀

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It’s already been nearly a full year since @brattyspice.bsky.social wound up duct taped to a chair in my FetCon hotel room for her first real taste of machine fucking 🥵

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A selective focus photo; the slightly out of focus background features model Bratty Spice sitting in a restaurant booth smiling while holding a fork, with several Waffle House breakfast items plated on the table between her and the photographer. The foreground features the in-focus left hand of the photographer holding an iPhone, with a fullscreen image on the phone of Bratty Spice tied to a hotel chair, a bag over her head and a dildo attached to a thrusting fuck machine inserted inside her pussy while bathed in red light. In the smaller iPhone image, her dress is pulled down, exposing her breasts to the room while her legs are spread wide, giving a clear view of the toy fully inserted inside her.

Man @brattyspice.bsky.social, I sure am craving some more…Waffle House right about now

You’re in her DMs.

I’m desperately searching for the misplaced handcuff key while her husband is on the way home from work.

We are not the same.

Some devilish things can happen when your cool friends introduce you to their cool friends 😈

Come watch as @emmashay.bsky.social succumbs to pleasure at the hands of The Chairman!

🎥: @brattyspice.bsky.social

The more I see about the Virgin Hotels strikes the more I believe that if you attend AVN/cross the picket line, as a performer, you're a scab

These bots are so fucking annoying that I’ve literally had to turn off push notifications for the app

The X-factor of coming to film in Florida: we have Waffle House 😂

A selective focus photo; the slightly out of focus background features model Bratty Spice sitting in a restaurant booth smiling while holding a fork, with several Waffle House breakfast items plated on the table between her and the photographer. The foreground features the in-focus left hand of the photographer holding an iPhone, with a fullscreen image on the phone of Bratty Spice tied to a hotel chair, a bag over her head and a dildo attached to a thrusting fuck machine inserted inside her pussy while bathed in red light. In the smaller iPhone image, her dress is pulled down, exposing her breasts to the room while her legs are spread wide, giving a clear view of the toy fully inserted inside her.

Man @brattyspice.bsky.social, I sure am craving some more…Waffle House right about now

Right??

Don’t get me wrong, I’m tickled that I was “dramatic” enough to get added to a blocklist full of industry heavyweights, but…really? Beef with a hobby creator with under a 100 followers? 😂

Well here I went to take my own advice, but she apparently blocked me after she added me to the drama list, so now I can’t subscribe 🥲

Subscribing to the drama list just so I can follow all the cool folks on there 🤙🏻

Amusingly, this post got me, the guy with less than 100 followers, added to the drama list full of industry heavyweights 🤙🏻

It’s also pretty telling that:

1. The “drama” creators include things like smaller promo pages who have a very vocal focus on intersectionality, gender-inclusivity and being pro-trans

2. She’s clearly snooping the threads about her this morning, cause the title is now “Drama/*Personal* Avoid” 🙄

Petty is as Petty does 😌

And goddamn, I know its not the point of the post, but that outfit always served in every possible way 🔥

It always raises a red flag when someone tries to leverage “tenure” as a reason to be a voice of authority, without anything else to back it up. “Bluesky’s first OF girl” 🙄

My man, read the fucking room, please

Same, honey 🫶🏻. Not as much as I think you’re gonna love that gift though 😏

Remember, helping your friends get off is a very important part of friendship 💜

And go tip for this video, you don’t wanna miss seeing what she received today 🥵

Trust me folks. I know what the gift is, and just how eager she is to use it. Tip her for the upcoming demonstration 🥵

BLUESKY IS NOT A FRESH START FOR PREDATORS, ABUSERS, BIGOTS, BULLIES, ETC.

If we packed you up on Twitter/X, you getting PACKED TF UP HERE. Hoe.

I just want someone to finger me in the bathroom during a family gathering and cover my mouth when I moan too loud