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@swordie.bsky.social

Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 28, she/her, ace. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโœŠ๐Ÿฟ

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Ngl the Digimon Vital Bracelet would be interesting to try... I want a Digimon to motivate me to work out more again ๐Ÿ˜ญ

11.11.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you to all of the birthday greetings. My birthday was really nice. :)

11.11.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 28 now!!!

10.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
โ€ข I'm aware
โ€ข Wow, rude

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? โ€ข I'm aware โ€ข Wow, rude

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

16.09.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6053    ๐Ÿ” 2522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

Ask him things and I'll draw out his answers!

10.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm bored at work, ask her questions and I'll draw the answers!

10.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me why when I read women authors they talk about contraception but with male authors the women get pregnant the moment they hold hands bruh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Terminator: I refuse to walk down the red carpet with you until you shower and put your rats away.
Rat Queen: Ahh, whatever. Fine, I'll take a fuckin' shower. My subjects are gonna be in da walls tho.
TT: ...Good to know. The exterminators will be thorough.
RQ: You're no fun, hun. Live a little.

09.11.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading Diavola rn and I'm glad to be out of my "I hate reading" depression for a short bit :)

09.11.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EWWWW I'M TURNING 28 TOMORROW EWWWWW

09.11.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's pretty nasty. Picks her ears and nose a lot. Doesn't clip her nails or brush her teeth. She only bathes once a month.

09.11.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rats, rats, we are the rats

08.11.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Updated my Convict Colosseum OC a lil...!

08.11.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm today years old to learn about rat boggling...

08.11.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fungalfaggot
Self-care phrases to boost your confidence

1. this shit ain't nothin to me man
2. I'll fucking kill you
3.  โ€ขโ€ข

Fungalfaggot Self-care phrases to boost your confidence 1. this shit ain't nothin to me man 2. I'll fucking kill you 3. โ€ขโ€ข

01.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 470    ๐Ÿ” 240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If yall couldn't tell I dealt with Baby's First AI bro!! Yippee!!

07.11.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making a fan-campaign and comparing it to AI use is insane work dawg

07.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽฉ

07.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 690    ๐Ÿ” 312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can y'all imagine working for this man. "Please stop including my boss in your thirstraps" "STOP INCLUDING HIM IN YOUR TRAINER ID"

07.11.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I stan these little guys, they still bring me so much joy when I look at them! Look how doofy they are!!

07.11.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you Argent for reminding me about these wonderful Ancient Units. Chupรญcuaro tripod bowl

07.11.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SPLATTERHOUSE (on a Turbographix portable)

06.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9040    ๐Ÿ” 3303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

I wanna make Convict Colosseum OCs but man, making up complete fringe science BS fighting styles is hard...

06.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fox dude!

06.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have two hands

05.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mfw my chicken ramen cup tastes like the smell of perfume...

05.11.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now add Pokemon 5e because my brain's being a fuckass who listens to one (1) podcast and goes "I wanna do that :)"

05.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys what do you think a Stonejourner sounds like

05.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your art isnโ€™t bad just because itโ€™s not selling right now.

Weโ€™re in a recession and people donโ€™t know when theyโ€™re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. Itโ€™s going to be hard a while.

02.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4766    ๐Ÿ” 1723    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

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