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⭒ elliot • 28 • they/them ⭒ 🦴🦇🌙🍓💒⚔️⛓️ ─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ─── artist + performer hiding in the cornfields 🌽🌾 > mcr @ soldier field!! 🐀❤️‍🔥🌃 > queer 🪩🪭 > probably smoking weed 🌱🪄 > free palestine 🇵🇸

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i mean, fuck

25.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 8855    🔁 2474    💬 50    📌 41

Parallel play and some weed,… yeah this is gonna fix me

26.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 51    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
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man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for

14.02.2025 03:47 — 👍 5288    🔁 708    💬 18    📌 8

Gonna kill myself on the sales floor as a performance art piece

02.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I think one of the craziest things an adult human can say is that they don’t eat vegetables

03.02.2025 16:48 — 👍 526    🔁 42    💬 41    📌 5
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yeah…

22.01.2025 21:53 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
photo of that one lady from Seinfeld but the photo isn't from Seinfeld but maybe a different show (white lady, pretty, short brown hair and painfully smiling) with the text "(laughing nervously) what the fuck?"

photo of that one lady from Seinfeld but the photo isn't from Seinfeld but maybe a different show (white lady, pretty, short brown hair and painfully smiling) with the text "(laughing nervously) what the fuck?"

me watching the news every day this week

23.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 352    🔁 50    💬 7    📌 1

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

23.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 12325    🔁 1342    💬 232    📌 70

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

05.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 18038    🔁 3691    💬 205    📌 165

willem dafoe loves to be in movies

26.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 7290    🔁 421    💬 257    📌 46
A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

23.12.2024 17:25 — 👍 16236    🔁 2949    💬 88    📌 36
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finish(😪)
#mcrfanart
#gerardway
#mychemicalromance

11.12.2024 07:32 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

weed that makes you a plushie

24.10.2024 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
A product photo for a set of My Chemical Romance fanart postcards. One set is shrink wrapped on a wooden easel, with another set unwrapped laying on a table in front- fanned out to show the four different designs. The Illustrations featured are “The House Always Wins” MCR Casino Illustration, “Purifying Flame” Gerard Way Cheerleader Dress Illustration, “REVENGE” Three Cheers Era Group Shot Illustration and “Vampire Mansion” Gerard Way as Dracula Illustration. There is some halloween decor in the background for atmosphere.

A product photo for a set of My Chemical Romance fanart postcards. One set is shrink wrapped on a wooden easel, with another set unwrapped laying on a table in front- fanned out to show the four different designs. The Illustrations featured are “The House Always Wins” MCR Casino Illustration, “Purifying Flame” Gerard Way Cheerleader Dress Illustration, “REVENGE” Three Cheers Era Group Shot Illustration and “Vampire Mansion” Gerard Way as Dracula Illustration. There is some halloween decor in the background for atmosphere.

A half-toned photo showing a cat sniffing one of the postcards described prior, as if he’s doing some quality assurance testing.

A half-toned photo showing a cat sniffing one of the postcards described prior, as if he’s doing some quality assurance testing.

🪩 smashing the proverbial bottle of champaign 🍾

🎆 thanks for 500 follows #art #raffle
I’m giving away (2) sets of my 4x6 #MyChemicalRomance postcards

> repost to enter
> winner picked by rng (pls have dms open)
> ends midnight CST 12/20/24
> global shipping covered by me

13.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 3

Lots of clarity today

19.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 16524    🔁 5190    💬 255    📌 168

How do you ever engage normally with the American Diner experience after watching Twin Peaks

15.12.2024 20:18 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

Give him a beer

15.12.2024 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

holy shit i my fingers just typed my chemical romance into spotify all by themselves oh my god they're clicking on three cheers for sweet revenge oh my god what's happening

10.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 25    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I’m like Gerard Way if he was a girl

07.12.2024 16:38 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child

10.12.2024 16:43 — 👍 1684    🔁 285    💬 40    📌 27
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N.J. just struck a blow against banning books It's called the "Freedom to Read Act."

NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians.
www.nj.com/politics/202...

10.12.2024 13:29 — 👍 42636    🔁 6657    💬 708    📌 520
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"Killin Fuckin CEO's"
Freight graff in the Bay Area, California

07.12.2024 08:22 — 👍 1655    🔁 475    💬 23    📌 24

the most romantic thing in life is being haters together with someone you love

05.12.2024 13:23 — 👍 242    🔁 36    💬 6    📌 1

August 29th, 2025 at soldier field

05.12.2024 19:45 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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