midwest vampire ⚰️ (@stonercowboy) — Bluesky Profile

1 year ago

i mean, fuck

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1 year ago

Parallel play and some weed,… yeah this is gonna fix me

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1 year ago

man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for

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1 year ago

Gonna kill myself on the sales floor as a performance art piece

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1 year ago

I think one of the craziest things an adult human can say is that they don’t eat vegetables

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1 year ago

yeah…

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1 year ago

photo of that one lady from Seinfeld but the photo isn't from Seinfeld but maybe a different show (white lady, pretty, short brown hair and painfully smiling) with the text "(laughing nervously) what the fuck?"

me watching the news every day this week

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1 year ago

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

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1 year ago

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

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1 year ago

willem dafoe loves to be in movies

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1 year ago

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

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1 year ago

finish（😪）
#mcrfanart
#gerardway
#mychemicalromance

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1 year ago

weed that makes you a plushie

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1 year ago

A product photo for a set of My Chemical Romance fanart postcards. One set is shrink wrapped on a wooden easel, with another set unwrapped laying on a table in front- fanned out to show the four different designs. The Illustrations featured are “The House Always Wins” MCR Casino Illustration, “Purifying Flame” Gerard Way Cheerleader Dress Illustration, “REVENGE” Three Cheers Era Group Shot Illustration and “Vampire Mansion” Gerard Way as Dracula Illustration. There is some halloween decor in the background for atmosphere.

A half-toned photo showing a cat sniffing one of the postcards described prior, as if he’s doing some quality assurance testing.

🪩 smashing the proverbial bottle of champaign 🍾

🎆 thanks for 500 follows #art #raffle
I’m giving away (2) sets of my 4x6 #MyChemicalRomance postcards

> repost to enter
> winner picked by rng (pls have dms open)
> ends midnight CST 12/20/24
> global shipping covered by me

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1 year ago

Lots of clarity today

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1 year ago

How do you ever engage normally with the American Diner experience after watching Twin Peaks

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1 year ago

Give him a beer

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1 year ago

holy shit i my fingers just typed my chemical romance into spotify all by themselves oh my god they're clicking on three cheers for sweet revenge oh my god what's happening

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1 year ago

I’m like Gerard Way if he was a girl

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1 year ago

I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child

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1 year ago