Mr.Wancles

Got a new bong

Guy with bare ass: ASS...EAT... Other fella: DON'T MIND IF I DO GUY WITH BARE ASS: NOT YOU *ASS BEGINS TO EAT OTHER FELLA!* Other fella: AAAAA Ass: OMP OMP

Big bad wolf: YOU PIGS BETTER LET ME IN OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE *Starts licking chimney* MMM *House starts shivering* Pigs: OH SHIT *Pigs launch out of chimney in a goo blast*

We named her peanut

Based on a meme that (AFAICT) was first posted by @Momao92 over on Twitter

Been in my backlog for a while but after finishing the Ghaz audiobook, I just had to finish it!

#WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40k #warhammer40000

The car

man runs thru field: HA HA HA man sniffs flower: SNIFFF *huge flower person runs up to bent over man* flower man: HA HA flower man sniffs man's butthole: SNIFFF

I need names for the kitten it comes today and I'm leaning on Jasper. Any suggestions?

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

I know there were more to

the drip of these guys is crazy

I know

Thanksgiving went well also got new cat

Which one are you? Usually I'm The Assassin but I might treat myself to a Thirsty Bird if I'm too tired to climb.

#comics #humour

Mine are blaster and big saber

Crispy 😎

GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

U run the gun one

Omg God u got it. Have fun

So I now have to wait till i either have a gallbladder attack or December to have my gallbladder taken out. America so fun

Maybe he's being petty idk.

Wolf: you pigs better let me in or I'll blow your house Wolf, licking chimney: Pigs: oh S*** *pigs launch out of chimney in a wave of fluid

Who'd try? Me personally I would.

pixel art showing a soft orange and blue sunset, showcasing glowing powerpoles being lit by the sun, a full moon rising, and various ground foliage turning shades of brown as it dies, preparing for autumn.

summer isolation 🧡✨

#pixelart

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

Mustachioed person, held at gunpoint: Please don't shoot. I have kids. Mustachioed person, clearly pregnant: Oh no! I'm having a kid right now! My water broke *Baby falls to ground holding a gun* Splat *pow*. Robber dead. Mustachioed person: Guess you f***** with the wrong MamaMan