bri ♡

Curtain call
#Sunday #Honkaistarrail

question for everyone.. how many of y’all had priv accs on twt before moving here

old art of when keqing got her lantern rite outfit 🎆
#ganqing

One of 000's Conversation lines asks if we were "expecting any other Sinners"

this is probably a dig at us players for copiuming for Suspect R (blonde lady) and Nightingale (adjutant) as the Anniversary Sinner 😂

I'm not sure who the "destined one" is though!

Flug, a lime green alien with a pained face laying on a light blue pillow. text above them reading "has a migraine" with a arrow pointing to flug

*at the red lobster*

me: i will have the red lobster

waiter: okay

The most popular drinks in the world are just water with beans or leaves in it. If you want to be the next game changer in the global beverage field, consider boiling some of the other stupid shit around you and see what sticks.

„i really like your oc so I drew them!“ / „hey I drew your oc :)“ LIKE OMGGGG PLEASE IM IN TEARS ILL CERISH IT FOREVER

when i was like 12 i saw my dad preparing a pork tenderloin and i had never seen a pork tenderloin before so i asked, "what's that, dad?" and he said, "tonight we dine on horse penis"

The secret to writing a convincing fairy tale is to begin every chapter with one huge ass letter

People ask me for advice on how to write sex scenes, and all I can say is that every time you start one, you have to say, "TAKE THAT, JOHN UPDIKE," because no matter your level of talent, you have a really good chance at writing a better sex scene than he could.

#LimbusCompany #LibraryofRuina

The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.

just burned 50,000 calories during a furniture rearranging side quest

girl

Whole tl

Oomf 1: 🤤🤤yuri
oomf 2: yuri
oomf 3: i love yuri!!!!!!!!
oomf 4: i need yuri,,,,
nonoomf: 🤤mmm yuri

“Will you be my hands?”
#RobinHSR #HonkaiStarRail #minttan_illust

everybody say sausage keep it going

A detail that EN misses in Flora Unfurl: Christina uses "big sis Shalom" 瑟琳姐姐, not just her name--attaching this title shows the level of Christina's admiration and respect for Shalom, but also that Christina is lowering her own "position" relative to Shalom

ruin my life

I AM GOING TO CRY AN ENTIRE RIVER OF TEARS

In the CN server, Christina's ringtone for Shalom is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. On Global, it is Beethoven Virus

Beethoven Virus is a remix of the 3rd Movement of Beethoven's Sonata Pathetique

Shalom's theme in Rain Burst is the 2nd Movement

wretched typo

A drawing of Nana and Hachi applying makeup

nana 🍓

dance among the stars ✨ #voyager #reverse1999 #リバース1999

A reed bunting perched on a branch.

reed bunting from June... lovely birds #ukbirding #birds

this damn guy

ME: got any coke

DRUG DEALER: are-

ME & DRUG DEALER AT THE SAME TIME: -you a cop

ME: jinx you owe me coke

DRUG DEALER: aww mann