fart like nobody's sniffing
29.01.2026 05:41 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@ohmihi.bsky.social
i just wanna caulk my wagons & float // film fool // 27, extremely tired, yeah // @ohmihi on twitter
fart like nobody's sniffing
29.01.2026 05:41 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
12.01.2026 19:34 β π 1288 π 371 π¬ 24 π 16mr meatsβ¦β¦..
10.01.2026 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cmon now man those speakers are never at the right volume for the space
18.12.2025 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the vegans i know would say itβs not vegan to have the monkey pick the coconut but i think if you give him bananas or other treats and he doesnβt seem to mind then itβs fine. i feel like monkeys, like cats, are very clear when they donβt like doing something
16.12.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thank god i was like βwtf is an aup fileβ
09.12.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell burt he can come to the party if he doesnβt bring his bees . God damn shit show last time
04.06.2024 14:19 β π 36 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0quentin tarantino you will taste my steel
03.12.2025 00:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no iβm gonna make one batch of 100 servings and it will last me a week #mealprepping
30.11.2025 05:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0stupendous iβll eat this for months thank u
30.11.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0link for the love of god
30.11.2025 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YEAH BABY!!!!!!
26.11.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric
26.11.2025 20:15 β π 3102 π 957 π¬ 17 π 33very good
26.11.2025 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Life-Changing Magic of Breakfast Sammie
22.11.2025 13:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Well technically MY pronouns are I/Me/My. I don't know what the fuck you're going to use to refer to me
20.11.2025 03:38 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0at another bar
15.11.2025 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck OFFFFFFFFFFF
14.11.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0vegan churro cookie save meβ¦. jesus fucking christ save me vegan churro cookie!!!!!!!!!
11.11.2025 07:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not funny didnt laugh boo hiss etc
08.11.2025 03:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President
07.11.2025 15:23 β π 301 π 40 π¬ 25 π 12fashionable old lady at the train station has a pin on her beret thatβs a cat reaching into a fishbowl and the fish inside is on a chain so it wiggles. indomitable swagger alert
07.11.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0got asked for directions on my second day in town we are so fucking back
06.11.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friday at lastβ¦
31.10.2025 13:41 β π 356 π 239 π¬ 3 π 6wow i had one of their burritos for dinner, letβs go lesbians
06.10.2025 04:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Escape game in a box but one of the fake letters has anthrax in it
05.10.2025 02:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0oh thatβs not the worst! i can at least see how you got there
30.09.2025 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what?
30.09.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Friday at lastβ¦
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