pumpkin dump cake @ohmihi - Bluesky Profile

fart like nobody's sniffing

29.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

12.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 1288 🔁 371 💬 24 📌 16

mr meats……..

10.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cmon now man those speakers are never at the right volume for the space

18.12.2025 15:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the vegans i know would say it’s not vegan to have the monkey pick the coconut but i think if you give him bananas or other treats and he doesn’t seem to mind then it’s fine. i feel like monkeys, like cats, are very clear when they don’t like doing something

16.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank god i was like “wtf is an aup file”

09.12.2025 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell burt he can come to the party if he doesn’t bring his bees . God damn shit show last time

04.06.2024 14:19 — 👍 36 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

quentin tarantino you will taste my steel

03.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no i’m gonna make one batch of 100 servings and it will last me a week #mealprepping

30.11.2025 05:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stupendous i’ll eat this for months thank u

30.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

link for the love of god

30.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YEAH BABY!!!!!!

26.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric

26.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 3102 🔁 957 💬 17 📌 33

very good

26.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Life-Changing Magic of Breakfast Sammie

22.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Well technically MY pronouns are I/Me/My. I don't know what the fuck you're going to use to refer to me

20.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

at another bar

15.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck OFFFFFFFFFFF

14.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

vegan churro cookie save me…. jesus fucking christ save me vegan churro cookie!!!!!!!!!

11.11.2025 07:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not funny didnt laugh boo hiss etc

08.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President

07.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 301 🔁 40 💬 25 📌 12

fashionable old lady at the train station has a pin on her beret that’s a cat reaching into a fishbowl and the fish inside is on a chain so it wiggles. indomitable swagger alert

07.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got asked for directions on my second day in town we are so fucking back

06.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0