god bless the wayback machine
05.08.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@jmweast.bsky.social
they needed a stealth soldier so i put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off they WILL NOT find me
god bless the wayback machine
05.08.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I have dealt with them through my workplace and wish the experience on no one. Fun fact, until very recently, they literally bragged on their own website that they deny 54% of claims, leading to phenomenal shareholder value.
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if you get angry about anything today, please let it be israel and their decision to fully invade gaza, to turn it into a concentration camp. you must not become complacent. you must stay angry.
04.08.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CASEY KASEM: *out the window of his car in his calming radio voice* and a great big fuck you to you too
04.08.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1mimi you're such a real one and a huge reason as to why i love following your work is your clear literacy of the varying, complicated intersections of subversive ideas and modes of artwork for exploring them. please never stop. you're a true artist.
04.08.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0goodnight everybody
02.08.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i feel like making it to the nfl would be really hard to begin with. and then you finally get there and they make you do all that running around? you gotta be kidding me
01.08.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 1254 ๐ 97 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 2apple just redid the WHOLE of applecare to be tied to individual user ID instead of purchase record. As in, if you change the apple id on a device, the applecare is now void until that user purchases a new service agreement. Existing AC+ subscriptions are not affected but will soon be unavailable.
31.07.2025 15:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wifey just got a print of a beautiful gustav klimt nude to hang in our spare room so now naturally we need a lewd anime woman of some sort to go with her
31.07.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lifelong flashbacks dude, i am thankful every year
30.07.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[mouthwashing] i hope this hurts
16.10.2024 23:49 โ ๐ 617 ๐ 225 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1on a quiet summer night, i can still hear her
29.07.2025 06:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Theyโre going to kill every single man woman and child they can and my fucking tax dollars fund it! Every single day of my life I think about it and I feel insane and it makes me spiral. This country is so evil!!!!!!!!!
27.07.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 73 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0it's kind of the first rule of open relationships that you establish you're in one before flirting with someone else and accepting that it might be an instant dealbreaker. like how the fuck is that not the norm, it's really, really easy.
28.07.2025 21:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you could certainly argue that this severance would not destroy israel, much like you could argue that a car can still run with flat tires. i feel like basic object permanence gets you over that particular hill.
24.07.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0every part of even our smallest and least significant american cities are tied deeply, in codified law, to the Israeli project. to act like severing this bond is anything but an absolute imperative for this generation is plainly unserious. it is substantially pro-zionist.
24.07.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i think anyone who questions the urgency of anti-zionism's place in our local politics is a useful idiot at best, and a liberal zionist in most cases.
24.07.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A proto-Schultz-style young child stands in front of a window with open curtains, facing the reader. "How do you expect me to sleep with the rest of the world tossed in turmoil?"
From Schult'z pre-Peanuts comic, Li'l Folks.
21.07.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 169 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1in that you're just posting, you're exactly right.
20.07.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0turning into whatever the equivalent of a deadhead is for soulwax live recordings
20.07.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Suddenly Penis is such a funny social media idea
19.07.2025 15:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the "what's hot classic" tab shows me so much dick. which ok sure that's fine. but where all you getting all this random dick.
19.07.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Your boyโs got that Hustle Grindset ๐ค๐ช, heโs always keeping it ๐ฏ. Iโm so sorry. When youโre ready, we can discuss palliative care options.
19.07.2025 15:37 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0just try the LLM dude just do it it's the future it lies and gives you psychosis man if you don't use it you'll get left behind dude
19.07.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 266 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4Mr President, my wets. Pleasah try-a my wets
19.07.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0forgot i made another account on here ignore that one entirely and act like it is dead and lost to time thank you
18.07.2025 05:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0