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Alcoholic Not Himself When Sober

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06.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 888 🔁 56 💬 15 📌 10

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!

I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!

Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!

Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

04.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1621 🔁 943 💬 112 📌 208

If you’ve ever heard of nitrogen fixation or crop rotation, this is THE man who helped turn modern agriculture into what it is today. He often is remembered as “the peanut guy,” but his impact on how we farm today cannot be overstated. He uplifted Black farmers through popularizing these concepts.

04.02.2026 11:29 — 👍 733 🔁 327 💬 4 📌 3

Gamers are unparalleled though. Yes hello close friend, you want to talk about this niche series noone has ever heard of? Im so in.

04.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My coworker was explaining a new feature he discovered on the lightboard, and while everyone's eyes glazed over, I noticed the guy was so excited he was actually bouncing on his feet a bit

I sat there like damn, I get why you have a kid now...

04.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These women on the internet were right, listening to a man autistically, yet passionately explain something noone gives a shit about *is* hot

03.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spitting bestie

03.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Googling library-core and making whatever comes up my entire personality

03.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paige from Deadlock Id be so librarian bookworm core if I actually read any books. Instead I just play as one in a videogame

Catch me lookin like this within the next 2 years

03.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Google how to love all my friends at once advice please help

31.01.2026 07:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ロリンチちゃんのらくがきです

29.01.2026 08:35 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Welcome home master, would you like a meal, a bath, or perhaps…..

🎨:Biyo_art on twitter!

28.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Redid it on computer

27.01.2026 09:04 — 👍 38 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

Walter Goggins? More like Waltuh Gag-on-it

24.01.2026 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sketches of my oc Kerrigan working as a mechanic and showing off her toning.

Intrusive thoughts: Kerrigan's a mechanic, shouldn't she be more buff?

Me: Yes you're correct intrusive thoughts

06.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 581 🔁 185 💬 9 📌 1

this is Jane Highguard from #PlayHighguard, she guards high and doesn't afraid of anything

21.01.2026 13:56 — 👍 124 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0

I miss dabbing can we bring that one back

22.01.2026 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎐🎐✨☁️🍃

21.01.2026 17:19 — 👍 2284 🔁 798 💬 20 📌 1

21.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 79 🔁 57 💬 0 📌 0

I think estrogen would have done wonders for my friend 9S from the hit game Nier Automata

21.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 151 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1

Unfortunately awoke something in me

21.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tell my friends that I love them a lot, and im sure the understand to some capacity, but I feel like I need to keep screaming it constantly from everywhere that they are my reason for living omg aaaaaaahhhhhhh

19.01.2026 06:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stream of consciousness drunk unlocked

19.01.2026 06:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love all my friends omg aahhhhhh

18.01.2026 05:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0