LBark

City planner in NC (paternal), FDNY (maternal)

Was your boggart me dying? Oh, it wasn't? A spider? Sure, yeah. I guess that's scarier to you.

I feel like Mrs. Weasley kind of mogged everyone else in Harry Potter by having her boggart manifest as her entire family dying. Like oh the thing you fear most is a goblin or a snake or something huh. Yeah that sounds pretty scary. Want to know what mine is?

Sorry everyone I kinda thought they were just for anyone to take

His eyes flashed. "Don't do that," he said warningly, his voice dropping ten octaves.

I hear you. It's not just about 𝐨𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧—it's about 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 of your biology. It's a quiet act of revolution, and you've come to the right place. 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”

- weed dracula

I didn’t think the book (Shining) really earned or wanted a redemptive ending tbh, felt forced and corny to me. The ending in the hotel I mean, I did like the epilogue

As I’ve said before astrology would be one of the single coolest ideas ever invented if only people didn’t make the embarrassingly vulgar error of actually believing in it

If soothsaying were actually possible all of them would be getting rich off prediction markets by now. Unless all the improbable high risk bets people say are insider trading are actually 45 year olds from TikTok with, like, crystals or whatever

Oh I also read Tale of a Tub recently which is a brilliant and weird book

Yes when I was 21 and read a kids adaptation to the oldest a few years ago. It’s fun

What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of sheer poetic brilliance...en français naturellement...

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

OK. I am considering this now

It's an bluesky post tbc and quite emphatically so, it just got screencapped over there

[reads screen name "dadfuckers inc"] Hmm, interesting. Wonder what this person's deal is [reads "@ ifuckmydad"] Ah,

There's hundreds of quotes on this and practically none of them are making a joke about this lol they're all just like "Aaaaand this is how fascism comes to Britain :-|"

I saw this on Twitter actually lol

Thank you for bringing this important issue to light, dadfuckers inc. (@ ifuckmydad)

It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads

Whaaaaat??? Your so-called stodgy "dadcore" classical musician friend knows a Chappell Roan song???? That's right. Surprised? Maybe you shouldn't be.

You can kiss a hundred goys in bars !

Guy with coprolalia who randomly blurts out "THATSHIRTREALLYFLATTERSYOU!" "YOUREYESARESTUNNING!"

Someone in replies said "but he's Scottish how did he hear that word if he wasn't racist." Another person said "hmm, very convenient that you never hear about a person with Tourette's uncontrollably complimenting someone." This rocks lol

Pleased to see that "is it racist to know the N-word" is a topic of discourse here as well as on Twitter

Saw this again. Really is one of the funniest photos ever. Not only because he's seemingly planning to read them one after the other while sitting at that table, but also, dude, you've never read *any* of those before?

I would say the second biggest science deniers of our time are women who don’t believe in the power of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner products

It seems they do it in Germany, Poland, and Spain at least