One of the best pieces of religious art produced in my lifetime
Sorry atheists this is 2025 mindset. Jesus is back in style in 2026
It's 2026
I said on the other site that anyone who works in opera and doesnโt know that no one, broadly speaking, cares about it is kidding themselves
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
Bitches gotta take their [redacted redacted redacted]!
They should hang on a couple more years it'll be better then
Sometimes I see someone online who I don't follow but I'm vaguely aware of and I remember them being a Ph.D candidate like ten years ago so I'm like oh I wonder where they ended up, then I click through and they're like "Just finished the first draft of chapter 1 of my dissertation! Send hugs"
They also had a bunch of cocktails that were just like, pieces of shaved meat in a glass with some liquor. It was all the rage
Dreamed that we went to a pro soccer game & they had a menu with all these weird sandwiches & they were playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd song about sandwiches over the PA that had the backup singers/listener go "Woo!" and then said "It's the perfect thing to say while eatin' a sandwich"
Thank God for AI content like this. Before, I never knew Marilyn Monroe would have been called "Nathaniel B. Bone" if she were Chinese.
City planner in NC (paternal), FDNY (maternal)
Was your boggart me dying? Oh, it wasn't? A spider? Sure, yeah. I guess that's scarier to you.
I feel like Mrs. Weasley kind of mogged everyone else in Harry Potter by having her boggart manifest as her entire family dying. Like oh the thing you fear most is a goblin or a snake or something huh. Yeah that sounds pretty scary. Want to know what mine is?
Sorry everyone I kinda thought they were just for anyone to take
His eyes flashed. "Don't do that," he said warningly, his voice dropping ten octaves.
I hear you. It's not just about ๐จ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐งโit's about ๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ of your biology. It's a quiet act of revolution, and you've come to the right place. ๐๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง.
โI vantโฆto smokeโฆyour veed.โ
- weed dracula
I didnโt think the book (Shining) really earned or wanted a redemptive ending tbh, felt forced and corny to me. The ending in the hotel I mean, I did like the epilogue
As Iโve said before astrology would be one of the single coolest ideas ever invented if only people didnโt make the embarrassingly vulgar error of actually believing in it
If soothsaying were actually possible all of them would be getting rich off prediction markets by now. Unless all the improbable high risk bets people say are insider trading are actually 45 year olds from TikTok with, like, crystals or whatever
Oh I also read Tale of a Tub recently which is a brilliant and weird book
Yes when I was 21 and read a kids adaptation to the oldest a few years ago. Itโs fun
What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of sheer poetic brilliance...en franรงais naturellement...
went to the store
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AI Summary โจ
Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove โ perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
OK. I am considering this now
It's an bluesky post tbc and quite emphatically so, it just got screencapped over there
[reads screen name "dadfuckers inc"] Hmm, interesting. Wonder what this person's deal is [reads "@ ifuckmydad"] Ah,
There's hundreds of quotes on this and practically none of them are making a joke about this lol they're all just like "Aaaaand this is how fascism comes to Britain :-|"
