Otter_Be

An illustration of a shrimp in a Santa hat holding a wreath. There is text circling the illustration which reads “shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time.”

🦐 tis the sea-son 🌊

had an absolute blast creating this illustration for @otterbe.bsky.social , who provided the joke and let me run wild with it! may your holiday be shrimply the best time, no matter how you celebrate ✨

Deleting the apps for a little bit, back soon

THE HAND PRINT AND THE LIPSTICK?!?

YOUR BRAIN HAS WRINKLES DEEP ENOUGH TO FALL INTO

A purple cat spray painting the words “do good stuff DONT GET CAUGHT” surrounded by eyes and the text “nobody needs to know it was you

YouTube video by British Accent Training - British Accent VO "Press 1 for Sales" - Phone prompts

youtu.be/tOIr5N5WaR4

*faint static noises start intensifying*

"This is just putting a bow on the iceberg"

Things said because I didn't want to say "beating a dead horse"

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

Huh! I don't think I knew that either

Whooshy magnets make a lot of noise I guess?

I can see the vision 📝

It's a bit of an abstract take on bees, solar panels, and repeating honeycombs/hexagons! Once I have my final touch up finished I'll post a picture, there's one or two spots that will get fixed up

Just for the bit, as always

I wish you a very "don't have to sneeze" while they are taking the picture

And also during the procedure too, that would probably also suck

Update, we were all at the pool with friends and they didn't notice 😂

Might just be option B by default at this point

Just casually walking backwards for no reason ahahah

a penguin is holding a notebook and a pencil with the word noted below it ALT: a penguin is holding a notebook and a pencil with the word noted below it

Mhm mhm

Love to see another hit KylePost™ reposted by several of my friends ♥️

"Tattoo? You mean like my other-WAIT HOW DID THAT GET THERE?!??"

"have you taken your meds today?"

Parents haven't seen my latest tattoo; there's a chance they might see it this week (not anywhere spicy, just on my leg&I'm in long pants 99%of the time)

Should I:
A) act surprised its also there
B) lie&say I've had it for a while
C) insist I can't see the tattoo
D) walk in a way they never see it

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

If you think you wrote something with AI — no you didn’t.

Other people wrote it, and you just used a plagiarism machine to keep yourself from knowing their names.

"I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue."

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

Everyone has a special part of their place dedicated to things they need to throw out but don't know how

So turns out certain generations don't react well when you say your word of the year is "Arson"

I PROMISE I'M KIDDING

MACKS HOLY SHIT YOU'RE COOKING

It's giving "liking your own post to say you'll do it for one like"

Was taking my recyclable stuff out to the bin at stupid hours of the night/morning and almost backed into one of my neighbours in the hallway.

1) AHHHHHH
2) I know what *I'm* doing awake, what are *you* doing awake??
3) AT LEAST SAY HI BACK AFTER I SQUASHED MY YELP INTO A POLITE HELLO

A picture of a clear plastic box of fresh blueberries all of various sizes, the label on the box reads "The Fruitist" in purple font on a pale blue label

Going into the gay bar with all my friends like

AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate