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Temu Austin Butler.

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

Tricia McLaughlin & @TriciaOhio 0... The narrative being pushed about Jose Hermosillo is false. On April 8, Hermosillo approached Border Patrol in Tucson and stated he had entered the U.S. illegally through Nogales. He said he wanted to turn himself in and completed a sworn statement identifying as a Mexican citizen who had entered unlawfully. He was processed and appeared in court on April 11. Afterward, he was held by the U.S. Marshals in Florence, AZ. A few days later, his family presented documents showing U.S. citizenship. The charges were dismissed, and he was released to his family. This arrest was the direct result of Hermosillo's own actions and statements.

In an interview with Popular Information, his first with any media outlet, Hermosillo said DHS'. 's account was false. According to Hermosillo, he was visiting his girlfriend's family in Tucson from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Several hours before his arrest, Hermosillo was transported to a hospital in Tucson by ambulance after suffering from a seizure. He has a New Mexico state ID, but did not take it with him during the medical emergency. After being released from the hospital following treatment, Hermosillo did not know how to return to where he was staying. He approached the Border Patrol officer because he was looking for someone to help him. "I saw a car, and I askled] him for help," Hermosillo said. He told the officer that he was staying in Tucson.

"You" re not from here. Do you have your papers?" the officer said, according to Hermosillo. When the officer asked where he was from, Hermosillo said he told the officer, "New Mexico." The officer then accused Hermosillo of lying. "Don't make me lout] like [I'm] stupid," the officer said. "I know you're from Mexico." After that, Hermosillo said, he was arrested. Hermosillo said that he never told the officer that he was born in Mexico, was a citizen of Mexico, or entered the country illegally. And he would not have said those things because they are not true. He signed the transcript released by DHS because the officer ordered him to "sign everything." But Hermosillo did not read it, because he cannot read. According to Hermosillo's girlfriend, Grace Hernandez, Hermosillo has learning disabilities and can only write his name. Hermosillo said he did not graduate from high school and dropped out after the 10th grade.

The officer also signed the document, which said Hermosillo "read" the document or had it read to him. But Hermosillo said no one read him the document. Other documents created by the officer have inaccuracies. For example, the criminal complaint says that Hermosillo was detained "at or near Nogales, Arizona." But Hermosillo was detained in Tuscon, which is more than 70 miles from Nogales. John Mennell, a spokesperson for the U.S. Border Patrol, said that it was an "unintentional" error. Hermosillo said he was detained with about 15 other men in a cell at the Florence Correctional Center. He was served only cold food. He said he contracted the flu because "they have it cold in there and everybody's getting sick." Hermosillo said he requested medicine but was not provided with any.

A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Iggy Pop, the Godfather of Punk, turns 78 years old today.

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This track is fire, but im waiting for the remix.

I knew it. That's why he talks about them so much.

Two of the baddest badasses that ever badassed.

I'd rather hang out with ANY autistic person than with someone who saves roadkill in a freezer.

it’s been 4 months since everyone has abandoned Woke and everything is so bad Woke is starting to return already. Woke is back

Unbeatable entertainment.

Fuck this absolute piece of shit

This Minecraft player spent two years of their life building the world's bigge-

GRIEFED.

#handsoff My niece in Boston.

Watching the protests. Simple, but genius structuring of the chant "Hey Hey. Ho Ho. Musk and Trump have got to go."

Can't imagine the President of the United States appreciates second billing to a guy that cheats at video games. #handsoff

Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.

So easy to see through it on a day like today.

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Ask Marco Rubio about the detention of this Cuban national.

A screengrab from the Deezer music app, showing I only listened to a paltry 1400 minutes of Spiritbox last month.

Disappointed in myself. These are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those up. #Spiritbox

there are those in this world with only evil in their soul

Ok this the funniest tweet of 2025

Give it a rest, dude. Sheesh.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

This has been my favorite source of dopamine this week. Absolute Queen Shit.
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Imagine 250,000 cases of pink eye in a single day, and only ten of them are from eating ass. Sad!

2 day change -1,400

(always a tweet)