Of all places, right? Of all places

felt nostalgic, might delete

Valerie the dachshund is found safe and well after 529 days on the run on South Australian island Rescuers on Kangaroo Island off South Australia say they are ‘overjoyed’ after the dog walked into one of their traps

no Valerie NO :(((

Experts ‘amazed’ at survival of Valerie the miniature dachshund – on the run on South Australian island for more than a year Pet escaped from her pen when her owners were holidaying on Kangaroo Island, which is famous for its native wildlife

well, sometimes I go out by myself
and I look across the water
and I think of all the things, what you're doin'
and in my head, I paint a picture

I wanted to add more but there's a word limit

hahahaha

but enough of my good points

I am not above such things, but am not crush material, due to being old, dull, plain, odd but not in the sense of charmingly quirky just in the sense of odd, sexually repellent, and as charismatic as a hessian sack in the corner of an abandoned shed in the abandoned garden of an abandoned house

I do indeed have freerange, happily roaming pink-cheeked stalks but they have eyes on the end of them hope that's not too weird 😬

of course I would

you don't have to use their ridiculously priced red trousers food, just steal their recipes and use normal stuff. I can send you some rhubarb in about a week if you like

Rhubarb & Custard Traybake by Waitrose We try out Waitress Rhubarb & Custard Traybake and let you know what we think of their seasonal recipe.

if you want to get what the packet kind of hints at I recommend that you make this

I live in a glass house, you tell yourself. I live in a glass house. when has THAT ever been a bad thing

and now it is Very Dark outside and will be for six months, also it's snowing, you tend the peach trees, but only feet away from them, the snow banks up, wolves pass by, ever leaner, ever nearer, as the winter drags on

like, aaarrggghhh, right?!

like what if you lived inside the subterranean avoid-the-aliens city on the album cover of war of the worlds whilst simultaneously also under one of the doomed domes of silent running, spinning through space forever further away from the lifegiving sun

Outside in: the extraordinary home inside a giant greenhouse in Norway An architect has designed a sustainable home inside a glass box, where fruit and veg grow, and their family can thrive

really struggling to put into words the curdled mixture of envy and extreme anxiety that this has elicited in me

All exquisite works

you looking for someone who gets things fixed, at all?

finally, I, a simple, impoverished, and totally unconnected man, with barely two estates to rub together, can lift the boot of oppression from my windpipe and write of my True Opinions and Feelings

hahahaha

dear god though the painful accuracy of this frame. the tone of voice, the angle of arms, the self-satisfied complacency, the peevishness, the self-regard

Workers in the asparagus line at Harvest Foods factory in Melbourne in 1957 (photo by Wolfgang Sievers, National Library of Australia)

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Identify bird song | The Wildlife Trusts Identify bird song. From garden birds to songbirds that you might hear in the countryside. Listen to our audio clips of the most common british birds.

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my-oh-my what a wonderful day

I'll find the video I am basing my claim on hold up

ahahaha hooray \o/

classic Blinkinsopp, what an absolute ledge

really don't be at all tempted to change the water, I'll have set the salinity just right