Life has been keeping me really busy, but I'm still around. Exciting things in life are coming. 😋🐺
Until then, I'll be uploading all my old stuff and some new stuff:
Fortune favors the bold but Destiny in accounting favors italics
It's been a wild year! 🐺Here's to more to come! (w/ @werewolfcoach.bsky.social @pupflash.bsky.social )
The Halloween before Xmas continues! 😅🎃🎅
(W/ @werewolfcoach.bsky.social )
It's almost Xmas! ⛄🎅
.....time to upload photos from Halloween finally! 🎃😂😅
@werewolfcoach.bsky.social
Pet the dog pet the dog pet the dog pet the dog pet the dog
Phone broke for a few days, and let me tell ya: taking a break at work without anything to read or do ...doesn't make it feel like much of a break.
Like yeah, sitting is good, but doing nothing but memorizing my own teeth is an experience I guess.
"I've been busy, but I'll post the Halloween pictures before October is over."
*NOVEMBER ENDS*
"....whoops. 🥲😅"
Customer: "The 90's were such a simpler time."
Me: "IDK man, we needed Sonic the Hedgehog to tell kids to not go play in the dryer and die or eat stuff they found under the sink."
GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
This is how its felt the past 2 weeks on here
Yay! Preorder is here! Assassin hired me to create a #zodiac series for #Pride!
Wear your sign - gift someone there’s! Plus it supports #gay businesses & artists!
Get yours, take a selfie & post it. I wanna see all you beautiful people in #queerart!
assassinmenswear.com/collections/...
This sounds like my modern life 😂
Stripe check Saturday, because everyday needs an alliteration.
If straight whiskey isn't a gay drink then why do I keep kissing men after I've had some? 🤔
happy valentines day!! if ur single amd looking for stuff to jerk off to i hope u jerk offf to this -love gravityballs
*She walks in with an all purple outfit*
Her: "I bet you can guess my favorite color"
Me: "It's Beige. Definitely."
Happy V day from me and my pack to yours! 🐺💕
Are you gonna dig into your Valentine's Day gift? 💕🍑
Son on top👄💅
Happy. Valentine btw💜🐻
Of course 😎🐺
I don't wanna be terribly alarmist but if you're a porn creator in the US you should probably make sure your passport is up to date and active for the next four years. Criminalization of porn nationwide is very much a Project 2025 agenda item with very wealthy backers behind it.
And I got a new toy that fits on it ;)
Also flashing back to that week now that I opened Bluesky again 🥵
Woof 🤩🥵
Happy hump day boys 😈
and it DOES feel really good.
Cancelled every streaming service, except my beloved @dropouttv.bsky.social and @nebula.tv, Amazon, haven't used any Meta products in ages. Twitter, obviously.
Next on the chopping block is Google. Anyone have any recommendations for Smartphones and Email providers?
Wanna get Knotty? 🐺😎
#pupplay #humanpup
Me, 9 years old: "Mom! I made you breakfast in bed for Valentine's day!"
Mom: "Oh sweetie that's so nice! Let's go put it on the fridge door with the others. 😊"
