The Shmoopy :3c

from left to right: Ralsei, Kris, and Susie

Deltarune tomorrow

when I worked for the government this was actually a serious problem: we had over a million files that could only be opened on windows 98, scattered randomly across 50 million weather records from the last couple hundred years

11yo’s class had their final D.A.R.E lesson today. Apparently the cops promised ice cream to the class with the most kids wearing D.A.R.E shirts - my kid’s class - and then they just… didn’t give out any ice cream. So thanks, D.A.R.E, for teaching my kid the most vital lesson of all: that cops lie.

rebrand. do not worry about it.

this absolutely breaks my heart

Old heads always tell me "you'll grow out of these things" old niggas never had pokemon tho

The “oh that’s” meme with a SpongeBob fish looking in a toilet and usually it’s something scary and iceberg chart style but instead it says “oh we’re out of milk. Can you pick up some milk while you’re out”

Repost this if trans people should have free boneless wings

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Photo of my handsome long haired brown tuxedo tabby Fergus lying under our fake Christmas tree on a faux fur tree skirt.

SPOILER ALERT I already got the best present under my tree. 🎄

Transformers Sega Mega Drive Megatron in robot mode

Transformers Mega Drive Megatron in its alt mode, disguised as a Sega Mega Drive/Genesis with Sonic the Hedgehog cartridge

Wild that Mega Drive Megatron's alt mode sega tape accessory is getting its own toy

Soggy Uni :3

there is no phrase in the english language more universally powerful than "she's my boyfriend"

Thought of this as soon as I heard Statler and Waldorf would be showing up at this year's Game Awards.

#TheGameAwards #GameAwards #TheMuppets #Art #Fanart #Comic #Muppetart #StatlerandWaldorf

this paragraph caught my eye. apparently if you've publicly complained about your insurance they might have you on a person of interest list

Pure Bliss 🐺

#Wolf #Wolves #Animals

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online

the three genders

@aaron.bsky.team why was the intolerance label removed from jesse singal’s account

wait are all those trans girls called madeleine because of celeste. is that the reason. and if so, why aren't there more tgirls named Courier

Wtf he puched me

I know what those words mean but not in that order

my orange cat Simon is laid out on my lap. He’s on top of a blanket and spread out from my waist to my toes. At the bottom of the image, you can see my computer screen and I’m in the middle of a teams meeting.

he sleeps on my lap while i’m on a call