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John Devyat

@speedydelivery9.bsky.social

I work in an Association that specializes in delivering stuff, that's about it. (PM parody account) //Pfp is credited to Shan23852196 on twt

58 Followers  |  35 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 02.11.2024  |  1.9168

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"I am the flower-seeker, a wanderer, a traveler across the City and the Ruins. I am the one who marked the final period to this unforgotten adventure of a lifetime with you. My name is Bari, the Knight of the White Moon."

BARI JOINS #PMSKY

07.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Hello all, I was told by Faust and Dante to make a Bluesky account to keep up with everyone so i apologize if im not used to this
Have a wonderful day

02.11.2024 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The sharpest blade has no meaning if it lies unused. I shall stay by your side until my sword breaks."

25.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahoooy matey! It's been awhile since I've posted anything here hasn't it? That's partially because I got involved in a bit of pickle but since now that is done, I'll try to start posting here again now.

Also, merry christmas to all of you!

25.12.2024 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Gooning' is now outlawed.

20.11.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup lads! It's been awhile isn't it? I have not posted anything for about 8 days right?

Well, let's just say that I'm currently staying in a pharmaceutical company that is operating on this giant landship called Rhodes Island.

21.11.2024 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are also like other races in Sami too but they are categorized as rare and endangered, two of which comes to mind such as Cyclopes and Elves, and also the people of Sami live in a tribal way which means they are primitive.

12.11.2024 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot to mention this but the people of Sami called themselves as Samifjods, and they are a unique race of people which is called Elafian which has deer antlers on their head like those Reindeers from R Corp.

12.11.2024 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for the bunch of texts btw! I just had a habit of writing too many things and i sometimes cannot put it in a much short explanation.

12.11.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey lads John Devyat here, back at it again with another update about my current predicament. I'm currently staying in a new place after the couple that i was staying alongside with decided to call a Snowpriest to guide me to a much safer area.

12.11.2024 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aight here's a...scary pic that i took while walking through the snowy forest of Sami. This was before i found a place to stay in btw.

My gut told me smth ain't right with forests and honestly i really don't want to know...

11.11.2024 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, one thing i would like to mention is that when i asked them about where i'm right now, they told me that i'm currently in a "country" called "Sami" which is something i've never heard of... Also, what's the meaning of "country" tho?

11.11.2024 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guys John Devyat here, just wanted to give y'all an update about my current situation. I'm perfectly fine and currently staying in someone else's place after they kindly let me in.

11.11.2024 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So... I was on the way delivering a package before I slipped and hit my head on a rock before then waking up in front of this... What the fuck.

09.11.2024 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You call THAT a friend? Also... What are you...

03.11.2024 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Erm... I think I'm good honestly, I'm just a delivery guy btw...

03.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey lads John Devyat here...

I FUCKING LIVED and made it back to land after delivering those damn harpoons to The Great Lakes.

03.11.2024 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm a top"? "I'm a bottom"?? ok? children of the city?? sees only the neon stars??? reflected??? upon the murky gutter sky??? don't ask me why??? I desperately wish to be included in the City's night????

19.10.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi lads John Devyat here... I am currently at The Great Lakes right now, and there's so much shit going on lik- HOLY FUCK IS THAT A GIANT WHAL-

02.11.2024 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently busy at the moment okay? You can go ahead and place an order to another employee or smth

02.11.2024 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got an order to deliver a bunch of harpoons to The Great Lake... What in the actual fuck bro.

02.11.2024 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tonight in space: halloween moon

01.11.2024 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11715    πŸ” 1398    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 28

If you ever need the stuff that you've bought online to quickly arrive at your doorstep, just remember to always use the Devyat Association services.

02.11.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay... Just what the heck is that thing???

Didn't know this website got some freakish creatures around here!

02.11.2024 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Aighty then, let's have a look around this website and see what I could find

02.11.2024 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If nobody got me, I know Bamboo Hat Kim got me. Can I get an amen?

02.11.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am John Devyat, and delivering stuff is my only job.

02.11.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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