Greg Vorse

I'm not mad at YouTube! ESPN willingly pays Steve Smith north of $20,000,000 a year.

My son told an elaborate story about the different things he thought about getting at school for me for my birthday. In the end, he knew it wasn't right to take something that didn't belong to him, so he saved his 🍌from lunch as my 🎁. I can't explain the dad emotions, but this means the world to me.

Credit to Josh Allen for reaching a point in his career where pacing toward 4,423 total yards, 41 total TDs, 68%, 325 completions, and a team record of 12-5 is “regression”

Brace yourself, #BillsMafia.

No, they spit in my face every game with their nonsense.

My favorite imaginary things ranked:

- Santa
- SEC fans declaring 🏈wins
- Easter Bunny
- Tooth Fairy
- unicorns
- virtual measurements being something more than incapable refs spitting the ball and nothing changing besides fancy names for still just measuring.
- leprechauns

Mahomes is on pace for just over 7 interceptions tonight.

Eight years ago today, the Bills traded Marcell Dareus to the Jaguars for a sixth-round pick.

This move really drove home Beane’s desire to make Buffalo’s roster his and McDermott’s. This was a couple of months after they traded Sammy Watkins and Ronald Darby.

Here's your Bills vs Panthers snap counts. Of note, Poyer 45, Hoecht 40, Hairston 27.

Year 13 of being the “puking pumpkin house”

The “he could be naked from the waist down” colored pants from the Steelers really set the jerseys off.

Defender's separation from the QB at the point of pass or sack

Defender's separation from the QB at the point of pass or sack

#BillsMafia: You saved my life!

Michael Hoecht: I'm literally just doing my job

AFC EAST TODAY:

Bills win 40-9
Dolphins win 34-10
Patriots win 32-13
Jets win 39-38

Good for the Ravens! Huntley has looked extremely valuable as a backup QB for them.

Save the date: another 4th where Allen doesn't pad stats.

Siri, what's the definition of a week-to-week league?

Josh Allen is a short-TD merchant today.

James Cook

*presses send*

Andy Dalton is a true member of #BillsMafia

The kids are upset Josh Allen doesn't have 6-7 touchdowns, but the real mature adults are happy to see he has 69.

AJ Epenesa reactivating the double-dip

James Cook needs 149 touches a game

I've deciphered the Bills' game plan

- ride James Cook into field goal range
- stop riding Cook
- settle for field goal

James Cook is on pace for 320 yards

That's, at minimum, 2 dimensions

They're doing the high variance bend but don't break thing I see.

Not the best way to hear Jordan Poyer’s name for the first time.