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Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

Buffalo’s ‘dull’ training camp is exactly what the Bills want The Bills' most challenging issues are relatively boring compared with other NFL teams dealing with major drama and distractions.

Even their contract squabbles are relatively respectful and their injury scares turn into sighs of relief.

Being dull is exactly what the Bills want.

Buffalo’s ‘dull’ training camp is exactly what the Bills want The Bills' most challenging issues are relatively boring compared with other NFL teams dealing with major drama and distractions.

Even their contract squabbles are relatively respectful and their injury scares turn into sighs of relief.

Being dull is exactly what the Bills want.

Go Cuuuuuuuuubs

For we are here to cheer for you

As beloved Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on how he changed them The Pro Football Hall of Fame will honor the coaching legend this weekend.

Happy one hundo, Marv Levy.

As the beloved Buffalo Bills coach reaches his centenary today, his former players reflect on how he changed them.

The Connecticut Sun were purchased for 10 million 20 years ago and just sold for 325 million but the league doesn’t make any money so it can’t pay its players

citing sources: a modern guide!

Now we’ve reached the slur part of your programming.

Eat this block.

As beloved Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on how he changed them The Pro Football Hall of Fame will honor the coaching legend this weekend.

“It’s almost like a kid going to see Santa Claus. Think about it. How often do you get to see Santa Claus as a kid when you still think he’s real?”

Neither does Marv Levy turning 100.

You need help.

And I wouldn’t want her to babysit my children either.

How’s that?

(For those who are following along, I just wanna point out this hammerhead slid into the replies of my Marv Levy 100th birthday story, demanding I apologize to Matt Araiza. I blocked two accounts and he keeps firing up new ones.)

I haven’t written about Matt Araiza in forever. I’m pushing nothing. I did entire podcasts about his side of the story.

You are ranting at me about something I tweeted years ago. And it still holds true. I stand by it.

Try a cold cloth on your forehead. God bless.

Of course, he did. On HBO “Real Sports” and elsewhere.

I’m glad he has a girlfriend now. You seem to know an awful lot about his personal life and are heavily invested in his happiness. I hope he sends you a Christmas card.

And that was my statement you demanded I address. Now you’re frothing about something else.

Maybe try stamp collecting.

He admitted to a lot of scummy behavior. That he wasn’t charged criminally doesn’t mean fathers should line up to let their underage daughters hang around him and attend a San Diego State football party that turns into a videotaped gang bang.

I’m sorry you can’t understand that.

Because Araiza wasn’t arrested for his part doesn’t make that evening a fine scene.

Your fervor for Araiza seems to hinder your ability to see clearly.

God bless.

Then I should be OK with my underage daughter being at that party?

Go fisk yourself.

So? I still wouldn’t want my underage daughter at that party. I must be severely strict.

So?

I still wouldn’t want my underage daughter attending that party. That’s my opinion you demanded I “address right fucking now.”

You sound cool with it. Good for you. Make sure you get their autographs.

I've blocked a couple of his other accounts. He's proudly an anonymous Matt Araiza Was Innocent scold.

There's also photo evidence of the accuser with choke marks on her neck after the party.

So I still do not believe that letting a minor attend an SDSU football party with Matt Araiza is something a father would endorse -- even though he wasn't arrested and can kick a football really well. (2/2)

What an interesting hobby for you.

Araiza admitted to letting an underage girl, who was drunk and just walked up to him at a party, give him oral sex in a side yard and later told her she should get tested for STDs.

In between, there's video of SDSU football players having sex with her ... (1/2)

As beloved Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on how he changed them The Pro Football Hall of Fame will honor the coaching legend this weekend.

“It’s almost like a kid going to see Santa Claus. Think about it. How often do you get to see Santa Claus as a kid when you still think he’s real?”

As beloved Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on how he changed them The Pro Football Hall of Fame will honor the coaching legend this weekend.

As beloved Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100 this weekend, former players reflect on how he changed them:

As beloved Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on the ways he changed them

Marv Levy turns 100 Sunday. Remarkable man and coach. Excellent article by @bytimgraham.bsky.social with great insights from former Bills players. #BillsMafia

www.nytimes.com/athletic/652... As beloved Buffalo Bills coach Marv Levy turns 100, former players reflect on the ways he changed them

What we learned at every position in the first week of Bills training camp While the backup QB battle is tight, the Bills are taking it slow with defensive end Joey Bosa.

The Bills are officially one week into training camp.

So I put together a position by position breakdown of what I’ve learned so far through six total practices.

Thoughts on James Cook, Keon Coleman, the CB battle and much more. All here ⬇️⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...