The Evil Mullet

@thefellduck.bsky.social holy shit. I cant wait for this to drop. Now im gonna need a cover of Oedo Town from the first Mystical Ninja.

Four hours into Valkyria Chronicles. Not sure how I feel about it yet.

Donald Trump says he's "allowed" to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell The convicted Jeffrey Epstein associate met with the Department of Justice to answer fresh questions.

Here it comes. He’s laying the groundwork for the pardon. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath Frontman and Heavy Metal Legend, Dies at 76 Ozzy Osbourne, the frontman for Black Sabbath and a pioneer of heavy metal music, has died. He was 76.

RIP Ozzy. #ozzyosbourne variety.com/2025/music/o...

The transman would be named Nova Gina.

Isnt “hi hungry, im dad” one of the dad jokes from the old magics? Come on, this is handed to you on a card at the hospital when your first born child arrives.

The old “If I cant have it, no one can” play. Its a bold move, lets see if it pays off.

My kids are ready for this show.

She is for sure. But we cant ignore the 🔥 tracks she is singing over.

two men are standing next to each other and the word banger is on the bottom ALT: two men are standing next to each other and the word banger is on the bottom

Dude, you and Lynch are the best fucking combo ever. Every track is a goddamn banger.

Hes just making the future case on why trump isnt a pedophile.

a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row

50! 50 hours!!!!!!!!!!

In 66 days I will be joining @kevinhanley.khangames.com for the annual NESSpectrumMarathon. We stream original NES games for 55 hours on twitch and donate the money to charity. The stream starts on 9/12. Set a reminder and come join us for some retro fun! #retro www.khangames.com/nes-spectrum...

Final fantasy 9 remake announcement! You know what we want!

He does have an extremely punchable face.

Ok theres a non-zero chance that Musk used big balls to steal and download the epstein files. He needs to stop dickin around and just upload them to X.

Waiting on the whitehouse post for the murdered democrat officials a few weeks ago….

This administration is clown shoes.

What a god-awful person she is.

Lets go a step further. Lets make them ALSO have to use private insurance and then medicare.

They are all spineless, worthless, soulless humans.

I should be thrilled about being down 20lbs. Instead, i am depressed and beating myself for being up 5lbs from my low point. Why are we like this? Why do I struggle to be happy with what I have? It sucks and I hate it.

Mental health disposition related to weight loss is a real son of a bitch. Last July I weighed 196. Since then, i have lost over 20lbs (nutrition and exercise) and made it to 172. But ive gone back up to 177…..

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#mentalhealth #weightloss

Goddamn. Thats awful.

Easy to get it done. It will be a bunch of tents. The kidnapped people will die from the heat, or get killed from the first hurricane that hits.

Crockett 2028!

Such a good point on SCOTUS hypocrisy when it comes to Trump vs Biden:

They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it.

5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.