I meant to post this yesterday, seen on last night's walk.
"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks."
"Because of nukes, right?"
"No, because we decided logistics was woke."
everything is awful but watching this little labrador frolic at a new beach fills my heart with joy 🥹
it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents
The difference between toilet paper and petrol is that petrol begins to degrade after 28 days. Hoarded toilet paper was still being used at least a year later (unless your house was unfortunate enough to contract a virulent case of gastro so 360 days):)
High-rise construction guru quits proposed Gold Coast Trump Tower as site “sale” looms
archive version: archive.is/Lx7Vz (10 March article)
All we did was give stupid people faster access to other stupid people and now we act surprised when the stupidity compounds
>The Clive Palmer ads are back
help
HELP
I’m an extremely serious political commentator, and I’ve been thinking of alternatives to the Strait of Hormuz. Then I noticed that we could dig a canal going north to the sea! I don’t know why government ‘experts’ are not discussing this option.
ACCC site is down. Quick, form cartels!
stockpiling fertiliser now next to my stockpile of petrol
Women’s health is more than reproduction, let’s talk about it. Watch today’s daily dose.
Grazing
Bloke I met walking the dog says he knows someone who has this full of 95 ready to go now. It may not last long. Check FB Marketplace.
Gather all of the grey squirrels and train them to carry a squeezable yoghurt pouch full of oil across the UAE and Oman to unload their cargo into awaiting panniers strapped onto carrier pigeons
What you need to know about Iran today, with Laura Tingle
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
“Truwana/Cape Barren Island trail camera survey captures blond echidnas, white-footed dunnart and more” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
It's been a week, and still waiting for a response. Real cool behaviour...
These guys reckon they could manage running a country, and they can't even manage running an inbox + website/payment system...
The last thing Donald Trump sees as they unplug the machine.
The current world chicken population is larger than the planet-wide non-chicken bird population not just today, but at any point in the history of earth.
Walking around the new Footscray Hospital.
the US operation in Iran
Since Feb. 28, at least 16 merchant vessels have been attacked in the Strait of Hormuz and its adjoining waters (Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman), killing 8 seafarers, with one still missing. w/ @BlackiLi and Lazaro Gamio. nytimes.com/interactive/...
If you study history, you learn that wars always end by the arbitrary deadlines set by combatants. WWI, for example, ended by Christmas 1914, as promised.
This “Iran News” account is not “Iranian news”, because of course it fucking isn’t. It used to be a backup for “Nadira Ali”, an account that has claimed to be operated from Pakistan and that quotes a neo-Nazi in its header image.
I guess you could say that Morrissey’s gig was “cancelled by woke”…
The global shipping world is dying and the matter teleportation one is struggling to be born. Now is the time of aqueducts.
Galls of the week are marble galls of one or more species of cynipid wasp causing marble galls on oaks, Quercus spp. How many can you count with exit holes?
Origin of this photo unknown, if you do please let us know.
