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You idiots hired a fcking terrorist to be the President of the United States.

We just received word that the DOJ has begun removing data detailing criminal charges and convictions related to Trump loyalists. This started with records from the January 6th insurrection, but additional records are now being erased. We will keep you updated once we have more info.

We told you he was a psychopath, too bad you didn't listen.

I ordered a large coffee and was given a medium.

It's like when you order a shirt in your size, but when you try it on, you discover that particular brand runs small, so it fits like a bib.

I get betrayed left and right.

The Trump administration is demanding the home addresses of 700,000 people suspected of being in the country illegally from the IRS. The IRS is resisting this request, as complying would directly violate federal tax privacy laws.

If you don’t have a favorite dinosaur, we can’t be friends.

Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.

Let that sink in.

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

I stand with President Zelenskyy, I stand with Ukraine.

I’m nice, but in the most unhinged way

Target was a terrible company to work for and I’m so glad they finally showed everyone who they truly are

My moms cats apparently have their own iPhone so they can “watch YouTube videos”

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.

Well done.

Me: *not watching the Super Bowl to avoid all the bullshit*

Social media: "Here's all the bullshit."

Reorganized my pantry and now I appear to be a serial killer

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Tweet from 'Alex Cole' @acnewsitics, reads "The Chiefs can still win if Mike Pence has the courage."

Best post of the season.

“I didn’t like the halftime show”
We know, Janice, you voted for trump and are a racist.

A pack of dumb foxes, drunk on power, are currently in charge of the safety of our henhouse.

I can't be the only one who has heartburn and gets a little bit hopeful that it's a heart attack.

If I had the hacking skills, I’d redistribute the wealth of a selected few billionaires to the American people

Good morning to everyone except president musk

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

America is not a free country

Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny

Them: you mean gluttony

Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't

Some angry lady with road rage rolled down her window and screamed “I’m gonna make your life a living hell”

so I yelled back, “no thanks I’m not looking for a relationship”

Eggs UP
Taxes UP
Gas UP
RX drugs UP
Dow Jones DOWN
Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, ACA, VA all on the chopping block.

Trump was never going to make anyone in America's life easier. In just 2 weeks he's made life harder for everyone except his billionaire friends.

Remember:

The tariffs aren’t about economics, and DOGE isn’t about fiscal responsibility.

They are both about ••psychopathology**.