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my first thought on reading this was that right winger who said the female orgasm was fake

also like, if that happened to me i wouldn't tell the internet, i'd start taking dance classes and NEVER TELL ANYONE WHY

not me getting ready for april fools day before it's even march, i couldn't possibly

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did i seriously wake up to another fucking war on middle eastern civilians

i'm going back to bed, wake me up when It Happens

...how did i forget what people do when they see this picture

oh no i've been Dudes Rocked, how has it come to this

apparently it's almost macro march, everybody

i mean in all fairness it's soft and only weighs 200 grams

correct

sounds like i gotta swing a fish paddle at a hanging ham to see if it will keel

more specifically, what tots of mine dontou want to see demo videos for first

am i swinging with the dildo or swinging at it? i could absolutely sacrifice a second to my old cutlass.

i was gonna say I don't have any of those but the Proper Attire is pretty enormous

correction: they referred to themself as my "marketing department"

my new webmaster/self-appointed marketing agent has requested i add demo videos to my toy lisings, squishing and/or hitting things with them. What do you want to see first?

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hooooooyeah

hey bluesky wanna hear a cool noise? this is the Jellyfish 4 being popped.

good luck!

oh i'd probably love it now, i make my own berbere sauce

As a certified chef whose instructor apprenticed under a student of Auguste Escoffier, i declare this Worth Eating

everything i hear about hangovers make me wonder how someone ever has their second one

weirdly, i feel absolutely fine. You should have some chocolate jarlic bread to settle your stomach.

the weirdest part is while i haven't had mole for years, i remember not liking it at the time. Time to revisit that, apparently!

i even have a control group of braunschweiger and brown mustard on toast and butter and chocolate sprinkles without garlic, and

i'm not losing it, there's no trick, it just works

a slice of toast with butter, chocolate sprinkles, and... garlic.

i

you

how did you find this flavor combination and why does it work

i used some fresh garlic since it's what i had and mashed it with a pinch of citruc acid to emulate the jar flavor, and

i don't hate it? It's... good? what's happening.

okay so

i was coming here to say this exact thing. Can we go halfsies?

fuck yeah, this rules