Funkit Toys

i am 69 inches tall, i was born on the 69th day of the year, and i realized both these things after having already been a sex toy designer for YEARS.

All the stories about fate being unavoidable are true

bluh, brain blasts are the worst. Hope you feel better!

Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election Anti-trans Democrat Nasif Majeed lost to Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform. Other conservative Democrats lost as well on primary day.

1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.

Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.

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We respect all types of work boots in this house [picture of some construction work boots and a pair of white sparkly pleaser boots]

As ever, but particularly today, from one union worker to hopefully others soon...

hopsital

ten hexagonal molds with matching lids, sealed up in a row on a messy silicone-covered workbench

what am i up to now

i doubt we'd be in this industry if we didnt have such a strong urge to poke

i use an fdm printer so checking on it is ACTIVELY HARMFUL to the process. This is why i cannot make sourdough. I WANNA POKE THE THING AND I WANT IT TO BE DONE NOOOOWWEEE

Today is International Sex Workers’ Rights Day, a time to support and uplift sex workers everywhere—and a particularly good day to throw some money to the United Brothel Workers in Nevada who were illegally terminated after their historic union drive with CWA went public! ☂️

video games are a great space to explore gender expression, even if that gender is cis

my gender according to my gaming history is Get Me Out Of This Meat Suit

most excellent work

A red umbrella on a green background, surrounded by the words International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

Today is International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

It's the perfect day to spoil your favourite sex worker and do something nice for them!

Supporting local sex worker organisations with a donation would also be a good idea.

Love goes out to all my fellow sex workers! ♥️

A graphic that features a hand holding a megaphone & the following text: "March 3rd is International Sex Worker Rights Day This marks the 25th anniversary of the 2001 festival in Kolkata, India, where over 25,000 sex workers gathered, despite opposition from prohibitionist groups that pressured the government to revoke their permit. Today, as the current administration’s deep cuts to Title X & Medicaid gut public STI programs & reproductive care, the sexual economy is being pushed into a corner. As a self-regulatory body, PASS: Provides industry-standard STI testing policies that public systems are abandoning. Advocates for workers whose safety is most at risk under these new federal restrictions. Builds policies through a diverse community of volunteer public & sexual health practitioners, researchers, & adult industry workers - NOT by a government that seeks to ignore us. Stay safe, stay strong, stay PASS Certified. PASS"

Today is International Sex Worker Rights Day.
Stay safe, stay strong, stay PASS Certified. ✅

i don't even wear black but i would've worn this

a screenshot of the LA metro shop, where a shirt reading "Ride the D" promoting the D line is marked sold out

dammit, i was too late

peace can be found temproarily in pretending everything marketed For Men is doing so with the same tongue in cheek attitude as Liquid Death

if these balls are less than 3/4 inch across i'm gonna be so disappointed. Get the guys who make cheese balls to cover them in chocolate protein powder. i want a big ball cereal! frosted mini wheats but ball! NO, SHREDDED WHEAT BUT BALL. 12 3 inch cereal balls per box.

Knuckling down to finish a wholesale order this week, but there'll be a new toy next week and by the week after i'll know if my april fools' idea works.

If you want a dildo, buy a dildo! i sell those.

funkittoys.com

give them a boop for me

madre de dios look at the tiddies on that thing

i know i'm supposed to focus on the huge prehensile wang but dang

my concern is less their availability and more whether they vost an amount i'm willing to pay for a joke that is, essentially, just for me

i'm running low on the vending machine capsules that i sell the sticky hands in, and am not sure i can get more until trump is out of office. If you want one, order sooner than later!

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

also more dildo cannon reposts because i feel like it.

for impact, it fires like a slingshot. Hold the handle in a loose fist, arm straight, pull the hand past your eye to aim. if you point your first two fingers down on the handle hand it'll hit close to where they point with a little practice.

i'm running low on the vending machine capsules that i sell the sticky hands in, and am not sure i can get more until trump is out of office. If you want one, order sooner than later!

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

just like peepsi

A row of beanies neatly stacked on each other to show the hand embroidered lettering on the brim, each day in small lowercase lettering fuck ice. The top is camel brown with white lettering, one is black with white lettering, and two are black with red lettering. Two white flowers are laid next to them.

A black bean with ACAB in large lettering, the second A has a circle around it. Two white flowers are arranged beside it.

A black bean with the DC flag hand embroidered in red, in place of the three stars on top are three arrows facing down to the left. Arranged next to it are two white flowers.

FUNDRAISER FOR MINNEAPOLIS ICE WATCH

All proceeds (minus $5 shipping cost) will support a MN ICE Watch crew!

Fuck ICE hats (all pictured): $25
ACAB (5 total): $35
DC 3 Arrows (1): $40

Hand embroidered! DM to get yours!

my first thought on reading this was that right winger who said the female orgasm was fake

also like, if that happened to me i wouldn't tell the internet, i'd start taking dance classes and NEVER TELL ANYONE WHY

not me getting ready for april fools day before it's even march, i couldn't possibly