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4,656 Followers 626 Following 6,902 Posts Joined May 2023
2 hours ago
Various sex toy add ons by Twisted Artificer to enhance comfort and accessibility. A double sided suction cup with finger holes for a more comfortable grip while using it with one or more partners. A suction cup with finger holes to improve a user's grip on an adult toy while reducing the amount of effort to do so. A suction cup with a bullet vibe slot to add vibration to an adult toy while the finger rings reduce the amount of effort needed to do so.

We just released 17 new products focused on accessibility and comfortable play time. If you struggle being on your knees or have issues with grip strength or bad wrists, we have solutions!

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2 hours ago

They're going to fuck the oil

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3 hours ago

yeeesssssss

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17 hours ago

honestly my whole vibe, if we're being real

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1 day ago
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www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

Federal Reserve is asking for public comment on potential regulations for the Board of Governors no longer compelling banks to deny services based on reputational risk.

IF YOU'RE IN THE US PLEASE GO COMMENT THAT YOU WANT BANKS TO NO LONGER DENY LEGAL SERVICES

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1 day ago

LISTEN UP! YOU NEED TO DO THIS ASAP!!!

If you support marginalized people, do this.
If you support sex workers, do this.
If you support artists, do this.
If you say "fuck censorship", do this.

I can't begin to tell you how important this is, ya'll.

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1 day ago

Hey, we have no right to ask this of anyone, but if you are able to, please consider comment on this.

US payment providers affect more than just the US.

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1 day ago

damn. That's pretty, thanks for sharing.

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2 days ago

if that's not a perfect summary of their wares i don't know what is

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2 days ago

nah, at the rate they're burning through trust and money they're gonna be a combination Sears/Spirit Halloween

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2 days ago

haha, target thinks they can pay people to say it's over, like we stopped going because someone told us to and will start when that person says it's okay

thermocline of trust strikes again, dweebs

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3 days ago
Erika Moen draws in a cartoony, bouncy style with simple lines and no backgrounds. She uses a color palette of dusty yellows, pale oranges, red-pink, teal, yellow, black, and white. 

Two women in their late 20s-mid 30s are talking excitedly with each other. 

"Alright, so Saturday at 6?" Janet asks Bea, looking excited. She has short, scruffy red-pink hair with longer bangs that are swept to the side and held in place with a small barrette. She has a dusty peach-orange skin tone, a trim build, and wears a black t-shirt with an unbuttoned plaid long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. Her muted orange pants cuffs are rolled up just above her black sneakers. A wallet chain hangs from her right pocket. 

"Yup, it's a date!" Bea replies coyly, giving Janet a flirty eye. "I can't wait!" Her hair is braided into tight cornrows, her skin tone is also the same dusty peach-orange as Janet's, and she has a huskier, strong build. She wears a dark red-pink T-shirt over a second white T-shirt, along with her muted orange jeans. 

In a euphoric daze, Janet walks away. Her eyes are swirls and her mouth is curled into a big, goofy grin while little hearts emanate around her head. 

"Ohmigod, was that your crush?" Asks Erika as she rushes to meet up with Janet. Erika is a curvy 40-something white woman with a muffin top and tattoos on her arms. She has a poof of bangs while the rest of her head is shorn. She wears a black tank top, red-pink cuffed jean shorts, and her red-pink socks rise up higher than her black boots. 

Still in a daze with her eyes swirling, Janet replies, "She... she asked me out."

"Yeah, man!" Erika cheers, giving the thumbs up. "Congrats! Haha, about time one of you actually made a move."

Full transcript on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sti-disclosure-erika-moen Full-on panicking, Janet asks, "What if she wants to kiss? What if she wants to do more? I CAN'T. I need to cancel now before she finds out and runs screaming for the hills."

"Finds out what?" Asks Erika. 

"...Finds out I have a-" Janet begins to say, before she is interrupted by an enormous teal blob that lands on her back, forcing her to double over. Yellow and teal germ-like scribbles float around and in it, along with the words, "Sexually Transmitted Infection", which are written to look like they're infected and melting.

Back in reality without the STI blob, Erika casually asks, "Oh, an STI? Is that all?"

"Uh, yes?" Asks Janet, confused and a little offended. "That's a HUGE deal!" Now melodramatically holding the back of her hand to her forehead, she uses her other hand to wipe away her tears as she confesses, "I'm afraid nobody will every want to be with me when they find out. I should just stop dating now!"

"Hey, I know it can feel isolating to have an STI," Erika says reassuringly. "but you definitely don't have to become a hermit because of it. You're hardly alone!"
Narration: Did you know that roughly 1 out of 5 people in the USA have an STI?*
*As of 2018. CDC, "Sexually Transmitted Infections Prevalence, Incidence, and Cost Estimates in the United States"

Five generic people silhouettes are lined up. The center one is colored teal, while the remaining four are orange. 

"That's about 68 million people! And not all of them even know it." Erika chirps. 

In her angst, Janet is transported to a dark room where she is illuminated by a teal spotlight. Her posture is full of shame as she retorts, "Augh, Erika, you don't get it! You've never had to tell someone that you have... you have..." 

Back in in the well-lit present, Erika interrupts, "...Dude, I've told potential partners that I have herpes."

"You have herpes?!" Janet exclaims, aghast. 

"Have we seriously never talked about this?" Asks Erika, with an expression of disbelief. 

"You TOLD people you have herpes..." Asks Janet, looking completely unnerved and shocked. "...and they STILL wanted to do stuff with you?"

"Yeah!" Erika replies cheerfully. "Well, I mean, one person did turn me down when I disclosed. But in general, you just take extra precautions together, is all!"

Spinning out, Janet asks, "How do you even tell somebody? What do you say??? When do you tell?"

A banner unfurls stating, "Read the rest on Oh Joy Sex Toy .com"

Do you need to disclose your STI and you just don't even know where to start? @erikamoen.bsky.social shares her own approach to this stigmatized subject!
www.ohjoysextoy.com/sti-disclosu...

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2 days ago
Preview
Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

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2 days ago

i can't look, has it slowed down yet

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2 days ago

If people were really just asking questions, they'd have learned when we answered them and stopped. But they keep asking the same answered questions you're asking, to bring doubt under the guise of plausible deniabilty. You're being attacked because your tactics are old and understood.

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2 days ago

Let me spell it out: You're using debunked arguments that have always just been a wedge to get to bigger trans rights issues, like bathrooms and existing. at the very most benign possible interpretation of your actions, you're a useful idiot to people who want to ban trans rights.

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3 days ago

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

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2 days ago

yeah, i forget where i heard that they're Often A Bad Vibe but like, i think if you dress up as a nazi in any context proving you're actually an okay human is very much on you anyway, so citation not needed imo

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2 days ago

i dunno, the people who play nazis in historical reenactments are overwhelmingly just nazis in real life

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2 days ago

Ok, HEAR ME OUT.

SHUAKE PLAYING THIS CHESS

(those are diIdos btw, the person who created it is a visionary)

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2 days ago

I LOVE THAT, LEMME KNOW IF YOU DO IT

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2 days ago

it was such a delight to have my slittle hopepost illustrated!

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2 days ago

❀️ this rules and makes my day

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2 days ago

it's nice to be reminded that lots of people hate nazis and love boobs. Nature is healing. Humans return to the old ways.

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4 days ago

apparently people hate nazis and love boobs, who would have predicted this

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2 days ago

aww yay i'm glad you like it!

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2 days ago

butts also gud

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2 days ago

go pick up some fun toys!! πŸ’œβœ¨

(if anyone wants to sponsor me to get a jpeg artifact plz lmk πŸ‘€).

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3 days ago

hey, i appreciate the sentiment but i don't need backup. I know what i meant. I'm okay. I tried to let the other person know i wasn't their enemy, and it didn't work. That happens sometimes, it's the internet. I don't wanna be someone people rush to defend online, that's how people become bastards.

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3 days ago

sof

roun

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