chefmanardee 🩷💜💙

#MDZS #Wangxian HS au but uh western take? LOL

Wei Ying was suspended from playing for the Yunmeng Jiangs HS football team, so he decided to cheerlead for shits & giggles to distract the enemy team (courtesy of Nie Huaisang)

it was very effective

FengQing Week
Day 4🌃Date Night

デート…じゃなくてただの任務か見廻りだな…😂

#FQWeek25 #fengqing

A drawing of Wei Wuxian cleaning drunk Lan Wangji’s face with a piece of wet tissue

Thinking about this as a possible style for the animatic (lineart/background)
Roughly lined it for 10 mins

#mdzs #wangxian

Two drawings of Wei Wuxian talking. First one of him sitting confidently cross-armed, saying: "Ha ha, Hanguang-jun. Not that I’m looking down on you, but no one in your clan would ever deign to enter the kitchen." Second, has him taking his arm to his forehead continuing: "Plus, growing up eating like that has made you develop certain tastes. Nothing you make would even be fit for the eyes.”

Two drawings of Wei Wuxian. First, of Wei Wuxian looking in slight disbelief saying "Lan Zhan". Second, of him looking touched as he says "Do you really mean to cook for me?"

A drawing of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian sitting at the table. Wei Wuxian has his hands on the table, excited, saying "Gimme an 'mn' or something". Lan Wangji, seemingly undisturbed, says "Mn"

A drawing of Wei Wuxian holding Lan Wangji's face in his hands saying "My dear Lan Zhan, everything I said was just teasing. If you really wanna cook for me, then you could burn right through the pan until the whole stove is nothing but a smoking crater, and I’d still eat it all up, pan and all, just to show you." Lan Wangji smiles slightly and says "That's not necessary"

I love Yunmeng extra with all my heart. Sometimes I think about how fun it would have been for an animatic.

#mdzs #wangxian

would anyone like to commission stick figures from me :)

maybe manifest a position at the (religious...) school within walking distance from me

maybe manifest a glucose guardian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyway i'm lowkey (highkey) freaking out about how on earth i'm going to be able to work my job AND do my 60-hours practicum AND pay the program fees AND afford an appropriate wardrobe AND afford a car

School: "Join our career readiness program meeting on [WEEKDAY] between [DURING WORK HOURS]!"

I'm.

Screenshot of AO3 tags for "Spill Tea, Not Wine" by Green_Riot Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationships: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie MingjueLan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Nie Mingjue, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Nie Huaisang Additional Tags: Drunkenness, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen is a Little Shit, Vandalism, Smitten Nie Mingjue, the explicit warning is just to be on the safe side, while a bit spicy; they don't actually have sex, Soft Nie Mingjue, Making Out, Protective Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, twin jades alcohol tolerance, or lack thereof, Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: ← Previous Work Part 3 of The Drunk Xichen Anthology Stats: Published: 2025-10-08 Words: 2,364 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 1

AO3 screenshot for "Spill Tea, Not Wine" by Green_Riot Summary: "You need to go to the police station, by the way." Mingjue waits, but Huaisang doesn't look up from his phone, where his fingers are typing quickly enough to put the fastest stenographers to shame. He leans against the doorframe of Mingjue's bedroom, offering no further context to the total non sequitur he just dropped on Mingjue, who was just about to crawl into bed for the night. "Are you going to tell me why I should go to the police station?" Mingjue asks when Huaisang STILL refuses to give any details. Huaisang rolls his eyes as if it is a dumb question. "Because they have er-ge." Mingjue blinks at him a few times, waiting for the joke to land. "And why would they have Xichen?" All he gets in response is a shrug and a chorus of "I don't know anything about it."

Drunk Xixi Event Day 3: Vandalism | Unfit to Ride a Sword

🔞 Explicit
🍷 NieLan, Wangxian
🍷 Modern AU
🍷 Drunken Shenanigans | Making Out | Lan Xichen being a shit

@drunk-xixi-event.bsky.social

Drunk Lan Xichen Event Day 1:

Drunk First Kiss | "Sorry, Wrong Bed!"

🔞 Explicit
🍶 NieLan
🍶 Sunshot Campaign
🍶 Drunken Confessions | Kissing | Frottage
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71972731

@drunk-xixi-event.bsky.social

Drunk Xixi Event Day 2: Reckless Hookup

🔞 Explicit
🍶 NieLan
🍶 Modern AU
🍶 Drunk Sex | Drunken Confessions | Friends to Lovers
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72012241

@drunk-xixi-event.bsky.social

without reservation, lean into the things that make you happy, even—and perhaps especially—if they are cringe-worthy or deemed embarrassing by others. you only get one life: you might as well spend it doing the things that bring you joy.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

[できた] (全8枚) - いずみのポイピク

Xにもはったけど、中秋なので再掲しときます
【誰が袖触れし君が香ぞ】 - poipiku.com/2797/1229084...

*i love him cel*

this may be one of m fave xueyu drawings ive done yet...🥺so soft...

From the udub community on Reddit: Nazi interrupts Psych 210, receives predictable response Explore this post and more from the udub community

Please join me in enjoying the video of AN ENTIRE PSYCH CLASS at the University of Washington chasing down the Nazi that interrupted their lecture: www.reddit.com/r/udub/comme...

a happy velma showing daphne a thorn trinket she bought from a capsule toy machine

first try (??) #ScoobyDoo

SongXiao September - Week 5

Xiao Xingchen meets a guy with cool tattoos

Thank you @songxiaoseptember.bsky.social for this lovely event! 🖤🤍

#songxiao

WangXian illustrations: poster announcement

WangXian secret illustrations: poster announcement

OMG! #WangXian secret illustrations are here!!! 🤯❤️‍🔥🫠🫠🫠💙❤️

#mdzs JP audio drama x MEDICOS x #AGF_2025: pop-up shop and exhibition

🗓November 8 ~ November 9
📍Ikebukuro, Sunshine City
🗓November 6 ~ November 12
📍MEDICOS SHOP Shibuya

More details:
www.medicos-e.net/newsdetail/m...

#mxtx

ohnyll ohnyll's commissions

Hey all you lovely folks!
I just wanted to let you know that my c❀mmiss❀ns are open! I do #chibiart and fics!

For more info feel free to dm me, or check out my carrd!

Likes are Shares are much appreciated <3

ohnyll.carrd.co

Hey hey Ellipsus fam!

We added 10 brand new fonts to Ellipsus for ✨Font Friday✨ - with vibes cool and unusual, cute, clean, romantic, redacted, pretty, futuristic, and more! ⌨️

Try them out and let us know which ones are your faves!

twinktober

is that something

Fuck this and if you cave we will never forgive you @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

no shade to the no-age-gap folks but i live for cocky-younger-freak vs. repressed-older-man who turns out freakier. thats literature.

A square cover of swirly gradient light blue at the bottom to almost white at the top. Blue right aligned text reads "Blue, written by MimiSpearmint, read by mulberry_graceful"

Chapters 1-3 of 9 of @mimispearmint.bsky.social's "Blue" are up. This one will break your heart and mend it again, folks!

💙 cql/mdzs wx rated e
🩵 comphet lwj
💙 singer! wwx - footballer!lwj
🩵 early 00s Australia
💙 a lot of Sigur Rós because feelings reasons

archiveofourown.org/works/70093541

bc why WOULDN'T it be marik???

Tell me who your favourite is, and why it's Marik!
Xposted on twt
#ygo
#yugioh
#marikishtar
#yamimarik
#chibi
#chibiart

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

Liu Qingge topping Shen Qingqiu having CONSENSUAL SEX

Girl…whatever