Tippy

Today’s horrific White Plains business: “Purge Wellness.” WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR WELLNESS PLAN

Home from Friday night services + meal. A sleep, and then it’s Saturday morning services +meal. Phew.

No time to explore I’m afraid, it’s a whole weekend of Stuff (a great deal of it Jewish Stuff). Next time!

In White Plains NY for my niece’s wedding!

Sweet!

That’s exactly what my husband said!

We just passed “Our Lady of Sorrows Elementary School.” How charming. 😱

Do the one where there are nazis on the moon.

A road sign for “Mahwah.”

…is wat bwings us togevva today.

VACATIONNN N NNNNNNN

EIGHT MINUTES TO VACATION

All 100% true, no fibbing detected.

Sounds legit, couldn't possibly be a lie.

Yall I checked over 450 facts in the past week and I am all facted out. Tell me some interesting lies.

Yall I checked over 450 facts in the past week and I am all facted out. Tell me some interesting lies.

By all means!

An AO3 notification email that reads: inkoandpen (Registered User) left the following comment on music on the television playing our song: Reading something by someone who really knows how gay sex works is such a treat~

When the ruse has worked 😂😂

A stupid win for sure, but better than a stupid loss.

NATS WINNNNNNN

ALL IS NOT LOST

Riley Adams is underrated and clutch!

A nuclear weapon is not just a very big bomb. It is a years-long poison and an implement of torture. Screaming this every year on this day.

Do not ruin this for Cade, you butterfingers.

Not that I am not THRILLED to see my niece, whose diapers I changed, get married

Finally mcfuckin done with this day. One more day then vacation*

*starting with a 4-day family event because of course

Pawol to make history as MLB's first female umpire Jen Pawol will make history this weekend as the first woman to be an umpire in a regular-season MLB game. Pawol will ump three games during this weekend’s Marlins-Braves series in Atlanta, including b...

www.mlb.com/news/jen-paw... !!!!!!!!!!

I just saw on MLB Network that there's going to be a female MLB umpire??? That's so cool and I must know all about her immediately.

Revenged Love has this one BGM that sounds like a BGM from Nausicaa and I keep having an outsized emotional reaction to it

20 more minutes and I can go to the gym thank god

I think it should become a universal anthem.

Singing to myself as I refill coffee:

🎵Happy coffee to you,
Happy coffee to you,
Happy coffee dear Tippy,
Happy coffee to you.🎵

🎵 How caffeinated are you now...