Cryptoe39

I feel as though you would deeply enjoy the hockey witches podcast if I have not already recommended it.

Oh god damn it Yanks I was gonna go to bed

If I didn’t know better I’d say the Yankees are looking kind of discombobulated.

Heard just now in my living room:
“I’m not sulking. I’m brooding. There’s a difference.”

Callback over. As soon as I got out of there I thought of 20 other things I could have done. Because of course.

Look forward to stir-crazy watching-the-phone Tippy tomorrow.

Wow Florida that’s one heck of a save percentage you got there.

Okay okay okay. I’ll leave at quarter of seven. Gotta remember water and to put on a bra and makeup. They never sent the sides, so it’ll be a freezing cold read. This character would be really fun to play.

[THEATER COMPANY REDACTED], I need my sides or you are going to have a very nervous fairy jumping around the rehearsal space tonight.

STILL NO CALLBACK SIDES

yes please

I lol'ed at this too.

Bonus: "Hb1ac" -> "HbA1c" #amediting

Another "Heath" instead of "Health" in the wild! Gotta watch those heath[sic]care documents! #amediting

Bet if you look around you can find a text message generator on the Internet that could create an image looking like this, with all the inconsistencies people have mentioned.

Wow, Melody has managed to make a poo that is sticking to the wall just outside her litter box. I'm not quite sure how she managed that.

Cackling!!!

About to shit a brick waiting for the callback sides. Wheeeee.

a man holding a microphone says let 's do that hockey in front of a hockey rink Alt: The classic SNL skit where the Black sportscaster says "Let's do that hockey."

Sounds like

"Let's do the fucking news"

A post claiming Jesse Watters had to apologize for smearing a judge whose house was then set on fire — it’s not true

FYI: If you saw this post yesterday making the rounds, it’s not true, and has since been quietly deleted. (Reposting it now only because it seems like a LOT of people believed it, or wanted to.)

Who has two thumbs and a callback

Who do these Phillies think they are, the Nationals??

It’s an excuse to use these lovely characters and then get to express my love for Japan. I should really outline it.

What should I work on next?
- WWX and LWJ in Japan longfic (aka Mo Dao Sushi)
- WWX gets a clue when LWJ says “mine”
- LWJ makes WWX tea modern AU
- Yuwu flower shop AU
- Go back and finish some old fic I started in 2020

I kinda want to write a fic about how the last episode of #Desire #ABODesire should go but it’ll be jossed in 5 days. Really gotta think about what to work on next!

I cannot STAND that it is only 7:15. Ice cream time isn’t till 8:30 and I am going to go out of my mind waiting.

He’s been in the Phantom Zone.

I mentioned Miro being sent down and someone (male) was quick to correct me (female) that it was just a paper move. I thanked him for the info. Now suspecting maybe he was full of shit.

"help ensure providers feel supported" -> "help providers feel supported"
#amediting #nukeensurefromorbit

GOOD. I hope you get some answers.