Tong Ru || 童如

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Ahh another old man who was cancelled for being correct. We have so much in common.

Cultivation enhancing drugs are not permitted on my peak as they are:

1) bad for you
2) lazy
3) often made from human flesh

Ascension is just the carrot dangled in front of cultivators to hobble them and prevent them from making the world better.

Finally someone with good sense!!!

Perhaps, but I asked if it would be better if I tried plowing and he fainted…

Muchun told me “you won’t get anything done hoeing like that” and then started giggling… am I missing something? I do not farm.

Hmm… hypothetically what would the reaction from Jianghu be if I sacrificed a sect leader…

Shuikeng… is this really necessary…

The veil between the worlds is thinning … is it too much to ask that my grand-disciples visit me in the Valley of No Sorrow?

How do you feel about skeletons on meat hooks?

Become extremely familiar with Fu Yao Wooden Sword technique.

PSA: if you eat gifted children to ascend you will not see heaven, you will, however, see how sharp I can make a wooden sword.

Hypothetically, how would one stop their disciple from sleeping on the ground in the forest…

The gods play games with human lives, their prophecies and cut strings of fate show nothing but contempt for us. Why should we be worshipful?

Hardly a crime is it? The gods have bad vibes sometimes.

If that was the case would he not leave you?

Possibly… demonic energy is a persistent little thing if it attaches itself to you.

[tries to wave more tendrils of black smoke that were trying to form in front of his face]

Good… I have never sought ascension but I have come to think the better and harder goal is to return to the earth without regret.

What are you looking at? Do you wish to be the next in the sacrificial pot?

Ascension? In all my years I have never known anyone to actually ascend. I have known many who have done great evils in pursuit of it though.

//act fast if you want to read 6 Yao (and I recommend it it’s great) cause it’s a Rosmei license

After a while the days meld into each other, the seasons begin to feel as fleeting as the rising and setting of the sun. Until someone reminds you to slow down.

//I take it you haven’t read 6Yao? Cause even the young generation is over 100 by the end of the series. And Tong Ru is their grand-shifu

Diligent cultivation???

At 800 the mortality of a single youth is hard to accept. All I did was to try and save the best thing in my life.

[Gestures at the demonic shadows that curled around him…]

They accumulate no matter how pure your intentions…

It will be interesting if anyone can find a crime I am not guilty of.

Indeed the skeleton is guilty. In spirit if not in detail…

(I am so sorry, Han Yuan)

Xiao-Chun would probably like me as a worm and I find this troubling.