Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through TNG

Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through TNG

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These are the voyages of a Next Generation newbie as he traverses the show, episode by episode, with the help of his three friends.

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2 days ago
John, Cameron, and Jesse from Open Pike Night smile and hold microphones up to each other while standing in front of a sign for FanExpo Portland with green buildings and a black mountain.

We are four years old today! Four years of call-ins, interviews, and making friends in the Star Trek community - we couldn't have done it without you, and we wouldn't want to!

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I demand some Randall Crandall and he must be played by Ian McKellen!

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And that Kestra never got to shoot any Romulans with her poison arrows!

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💯💯💯

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193 - Et in Arcadia ego pt 1 (Bad Brains & Wrinkle Fingering) - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the ...

🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang get penultimate as they break down #Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1!" We talk attack flowers, muscle tees, and how this feels like a very slick season 1 TNG episode. Engage!

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1 week ago

Hoo boy! No one warned me about this one - but it did make for a very fun pod!

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DS9 Minute - Meridian - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation The gang wish the DS9 episode

🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang wish #DS9's "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but that doesn't stop us from having a lot of fun talking about it - and of course praising the marvelous Jeffrey Combs!

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Today's DS9 Minute episode will drop just as soon as it comes back into phase. Any minute now....

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3 weeks ago
Call Now! Next Guest: Chris Fisher - Producing Director on Strange New Worlds - Director of the episodes "A Quality of Mercy", "The Broken Circle", and "Hegemony Pt. II" - Send questions and comments - Deadline: Tuesday, February 24th at noon EST - Record directly at openpike.com/joinus or send an mp3 to openpike@gmail.com

Our next guest is #StrangeNewWorlds producing director Chris Fisher! He's helmed episodes like "A Quality of Mercy", "The Broken Circle", and Hegemony Pt. II - get your questions and comments in now to hear his answers!
#StarTrek

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192 - Broken Pieces (Romulan Witches & Laser Trampolines) - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has so...

🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang stare into Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it! They share what visions would drive them mad🤪, wonder what's in their cigar boxes🎁, and cheer as Seven jacks in🛜! Hit it!
#StarTrek #Picard

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The Open Pike Night Patreon starts at $2/month & honestly? Robbery. You're robbing them. 🦹‍♂️

Clever bants, great insights & some seriously DEEP cut film & TV references that make me feel super old & of feeble mind, in a great way.

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3 weeks ago
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DS9 Minute - Civil Defense - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's

🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang have 9 minutes to discuss #DeepSpace9's "Civil Defense" before they're doused with neurocine gas! Tune in to find out if they make it!

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1 month ago

I'd listen to that version!! 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

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1 month ago
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Melanie Scrofano Interview - Not Just the Capatain's Girlfriend YouTube video by Open Pike Night

Check out the video for it here:

youtu.be/adz7GBjNz0E

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1 month ago
Call Now! Next Guest: Chris Myers, Ensign Dana Gamble in Strange New Worlds - Send questions and comments (or eye care tips) by Monday, February 9th at 6pm EST to have them included on the show - record directly at openpike.com/joinus or send an mp3 to openpike@gmail.com

Don't gamble with your eyesight, celebrate with your voice! We're excited to welcome Ensign Dana Gamble actor Chris Myers to Open Pike Night, join us won't you?

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1 month ago

100%!!

I still think it's funny that my introduction to him as an actor was in The Big Hit where everyone is turned up to 11!!

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191 - Nepenthe (Sad Droids & Vomit Words) - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles...

🚨POD ALERT🚨 Carrie joins us as we take a happy swig of "Nepenthe!" Rob starts a cooking show, Bobi counts candles, Carrie gets assimilated, and Cameron wants more Randall (not his name) Crandall! Engage!

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DS9 Minute - The Abandoned - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation The gang write their odes to DS9's

🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang won't give up on #DS9's "The Abandoned!"

Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

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Call Now! Next Guest: Melanie Scrofano - Captain Marie Batel in Strange New Worlds - Send questions and comments, or ask about life as a statue! - Deadline: Tuesday, January 27th at 12pm EST - Record directly at openpike.com/joinus or send an mp3 to openpike@gmail.com

If you've got any legal troubles in space, our next guest can surely help you out - Melanie Scrofano is coming to Open Pike Night! Ask about Captain Batel's career, what it's like to be a statue, or those fussy Gorn babies!

Deadline for calls is Tuesday, January 27th at 12pm EST
#StarTrek

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190 - The Impossible Box (Trauma Boinking & Romulan Coms) - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate...

🚨POD ALERT🚨 Marcy from @idleride.bsky.social joins us to help us escape #StarTrek Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Rob gives us a snack cake update, Cameron is on stuffy watch, and Marcy gets to dah choppah! Engage!

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1 month ago

If you see one of us in a sweater, you know it's trouble in paradise!

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Janeway and Captain Pike. I haven't seen much Voyager - but I have seen images of Janeway in a tank top. ✅

We've seen what a good cuddler Pike is, plus those meals! ✅✅

And I think Janeway would appreciate all the fresh ground coffee he'd make her every morning. ✅✅✅

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Ellie from The Last of Us playing guitar.

We’re back to posting! Check out our latest episode of Idle Ride where we discuss The Last of Us, S2, Ep 4: Day One. The ep where Ellie and Dina get together and we meet Isaac. Don’t miss it! #thelastofus #ellie #thelastofus2

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As the background, we have the poster for the movie "Earth Girls Are Easy" (1988, Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis), in blocky, offset yellow letters with red background, arrayed around a ring around a blue planet. A smoke trail presumably shows a spaceship.
This is on top of a night-time cityscape, i.e., we see the city lights on a dark backdrop. All very 1980s, really.
And... Uhm... Come to think of it, the photoshop is also quite 1980s.
Overlaid over the poster is Ambassador Sarek (Mark Lenard), in his ceremonial Vulcan robes, from one of the #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS movies of the 1980s (ST:TSFS, I believe).
And, yeah, that's 100 % his attitude.

Enjoy your Saturday, #StarTrek friends!
The infamous Vulcan rizz at work, I'd say. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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I do prefer this version...

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