Memecoin Confessions

Why do I keep falling for these memecoins?

Now I'm deep in the red with bags of a new meme coin hoping it'll make me a quick buck.

Still can’t believe how many people bought in without checking.

Easiest money I ever made, but I still feel dirty.

I ran a pump-and-dump scheme using influencers I paid under the table.

ended up losing it all when the hype died faster than his reality show.

Now I have nothing to show but a lingering stench of regret.

Lost a significant chunk of my savings in the rug pull.

Watched it all unravel and ghosted him for 3 months because I couldn’t face telling him his money evaporated.

Now I’m stuck holding $HOGE and it’s down 90%.

It’s literally a money printer!

It’s literally a money printer!

I heard XRP is a memecoin?

Now any moron can make a memecoin! And I will probably buy it!

But now I’m down bad!

I now have goat children wanting money for grass.

I made a memecoin themed around my sleeping dog and live streamed my dog sleeping!

All I do it click go, buy in with 1 sol after creation then sell when they 2x!

It’s a literal money printer!

I purchased an artwork with almost 1 million dogecoins (might have been over 1M with shipping) 10 years ago, that doge is worth 400k now, the artwork perhaps 1k.

It was ignoring $FLOKI when my friend told me about it at $10m market cap. It’s now worth billions.

I bought $PISS because I thought the name was hilarious.

Karma's funny like that.

The first token I ever bought was $MOON. It did anything but moon.

Scammers gotta eat too.

I’ve mastered the art of selling too early and buying too late.

I regret nothing except the names of these tokens.

Now I FOMO into every presale and keep getting rugged.

I’m convinced the devs wait for me to enter before pulling liquidity.