Leicester could be relegated today if Liverpool win.

Last time they went down it was us who sent them down on their own ground.

Sing about that, you vulpine twats.

The last time I saw Doku have no end product I was watching Attack of the Clones

‘Four in a row. They can’t take that away from City.’

Erm, mate …

Doing 800 words on Curtis bigging the away up when he thought he’d scored and then doing it again when he found out he hadn’t because it didn’t.

Fucking.

Matter.

We’d already won.

At it again isn’t he

Trent didn't want all of this to be played out in public but his silence speaks volumes right now.

Dylan on Jimmy Carter -

A message to anyone who is spending Christmas alone this year - congratulations

My brother, as a kid, when he was acting up would send himself to bed before he was told to as a punishment

Maybe Pep, playing 4D chess, is deliberately making City relegation candidates so any punishment handed down for the 115 charges is irrelevant

Genius level pettiness

This video is 10 years old today 🤯

Me tonight, every time a Girona player collapsed to the floor holding their face :

Everytime Nunez is near the ball.

Andy Gray in 1996:

Hahaha scruffy muzzy getting it.

Pep Guardiola is on a hat-trick of finger-related Anfield memes. Fascinated to see how he goes about getting the match ball - throws an actual box of Cadbury’s Fingers at Jérémy Doku after he again beats his full-back before doing absolutely nothing with the ball? Would be the best one, tbf.

Also, proper belly laugh today when @adam-melia.bsky.social changed

‘Oh Manchester, is full of shit’ to

‘Full of refs’

Millionaire Stefan Ortega

Loving the Conor Bradley song

@thisisanfield.com

Wtf is this shite!?! 🤣🤣 Is this on the game or somethin?? Cause if this is real, it's a fkin pisstake!! Fkin Rondon and Aubameyang??? And tha fella AFIF.... HE ISN'T FKIN REAL HIM!! 🤣🤣🤣

“We’ve spent years tolerating him and ignoring the warning signs that he’s a raging little pervert. Now it’s all finally coming out, we’ll casually smear autistic people in a pathetic attempt to excuse his behaviour.”

Wild.

What is happening

Hahah you’re not serious

just a personal view but I don't like the trend of post-match interviews with the managers and the pundits together. Don't think it works: boring interviews and the pundits don't want to criticise him before/after. Get the lad Patrick Davison doing it. Interviewing is a proper (and rare!) skill.

Michael Oliver no penalty v penalty
Corrupt, the lot of them!!!
#Liverpool #VAR

I think it is impossible to truly appreciate or even comprehend the job Slot is doing right now.

We're eight points clear in November having made no real signings in the summer. He's had to deal with injuries to key starters. And he had to succeed Jürgen Klopp.

THIS ↙️⬇️↘️

If #salah wants £500k a week, offer him 600 just to make sure... He's literally irreplaceable. #LFC 👑 🇮🇶

Never heard Gary Neville sound so worried. Someone check if he’s ok. He’s mentioned City ‘can get things together’ about 10 times hahaha