Pookleblinky

A billionaire has essentially infinite money to burn on whatever stupid or evil idea they have.

They can afford to outsource every single hassle in life not connected to that idea, every smallest distraction from doing it.

They can afford meat and digital sycophants to praise them 24/7.

In Epstein's case, he loved child sex trafficking and using it to influence people. He could devote literally all his time and effort to it, think of nothing else, care about nothing else, for years and years on end.

Any billionaire could do the exact same thing with the same results, at any time.

Epstein being the Forrest Gump of pedophile billionaires makes sense when you consider that he had enough money to do whatever he felt like, for decades without consequence, 24/7.

*Every* billionaire could do the exact same thing if they felt like it.

Each is a ticking time bomb.

John McCain’s dick is rock hard in his grave right now. He’s posthumously turgid as fuck about Iran right now.

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

"He's an extraordinary political communicator" and he's literally a guy who spends his entire time trying to explain away his constant seig heils as a nervous tic

There's a saying a coach of mine once said that I remember like five times a day the last six years, I swtg.

"Don't take advice on winning from losers."

84% of the time, “ChatGPT Health” killed a customer using their paid service as advertised

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

And it must be said every time - the path to these human rights violations was paved by billionaire child abusers and walked by collaborators who pretended they were eradicating us to protect kids.

Remember when Rowling got upset for being called a holocaust denier? She’s a fucking enabler now.

This is entirely in line with everything the pedophile-funded “gender critical” movement has campaigned for. They never tried to hide it. Anybody with pattern recognition could see where the bathroom and sports pretexts were leading to, but not enough people *wanted* to see it.

The only way to more negatively brand your product is Trump or MAGA.

For years we said they’re going for a genocide of trans people and for years we were told to “stop being so dramatic.”

Now we’re at the point of human experimentation with the explicit goal of eradicating us.

Can we call the genocide a fucking genocide now?

A ridiculous dog staring at you intensely while she sits in a fancy little chair. She is judging the FUCK out of you, and you have been found wanting.

The end. No moral!

A ridiculous dog trying to fit into a tiny chair. Hilarious and sad.

A ridiculous dog trying to fit into a tiny chair. Hilarious and sad.

A cute Stuntdiiick petting a foolish dog in a tiny chair

A cute Stuntdiiick petting a foolish dog in a tiny chair

Then you put the stupid baby in the stupid chair

Sewing materials next to a throw pillow

A tiny white dog chair with a scalloped pattern design AND A LOVELY THROW PILLOW sitting in front of two larger human sized chairs with a similar design AND MATCHING THROW PILLOWS

Then you realize the only thing better than a stupid little chair for dogs that perfectly matches your human chairs would be if it had a little throw pillow that matched.

So you start sewing.

A tiny white dog chair with a scalloped pattern design

A tiny white dog chair with a scalloped pattern design sitting in front of two larger human sized chairs with a similar design

Okay.

So some days you wake up and you find out that Aldi's has a pet chair that perfectly matches your own chairs so you spend [redacted] hours going to all the Aldi's in the greater metro area until you find That Fucking Chair™

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Guy who after seeing the price of RAM decides to become a mentat, which mostly consists of him just taking lots of caffeine pills and drinking lots of Kool aid and trying to rotate shapes in his head.

People are like dude your lips are hella stained and he's like I am rotating a cube in my head

really one of the strangest media cycles in history, where mainstream media actively hid the fact that the columbine killers were popular upper class preppy kids with full on neo-nazi ideologies and instead pretended they were victims of bullying

in the 90s, my high school teachers would say stuff like 'if u dont like your job, hit the bricks and get a new one'

even the conservative ones were sayin this (tho as an example for why unions aren't necessary 🙄)

getting a job was pretty easy until the 00s, holding one down less important

Do not vote for the guy with the Nazi tattoo who confessed to be a longtime fan of a Nazi show.

TL, DR: Do not vote for the Nazi candidate.

It’s ok gang in 18 years he’ll acknowledge that this was a mistake too

Gentle reminder that you don't have to fully boycott Amazon, just stop making it your default. Need socks? Lots of places sell socks. Need printer paper? Need rye flour? Many other options.

"This startup only sells through Amazon!"

Okay, buy that but don't buy the sneakers and coffee beans.

Imagine meeting the most disreputable puppy in your city

A black and white cat loafing between the railings holding up a staircase bannister, looking saucily at the camera.

here is my cat. look at him.

They could definitely shoot themselves in the dick even harder, all this does is make the US permanently descend into an irrelevant economic backwater even faster.

China, which is building 5 nuclear plants worth of solar farm each *week*, isn't gonna hurt when several billion people start going "shit I gotta switch to solar, gas is way too fucking expensive nowadays"

"shit, gas is way too expensive. Next car is gonna be electric, literally any company except Tesla" is *not* the outcome he wants but it's the outcome he will get.

It's funny that if Trump attempts to raise oil prices to help his fossil fuel buddies, unlike in the past all it'll do is amplify the push toward renewables and electric cars and put money in China's enormous energy solar energy industry

Just slamming his dick, and those of oil execs, in a car door