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Pookleblinky

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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats

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It must be really hard working in a professional kitchen what with all the spies and secret agents in hot pursuit of bad guys constantly running through smashing up all your shit.

05.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

05.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Long Covid came from an infection acquired in a doctor’s office.

Healthcare settings are deadly now.

How is everyone so fucking ok with this???

05.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6I...

Embr's POV of the first day on the women's history month server

05.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between Sony and microslop competing to see who can slam their dicks in a car door harder, looks like Nintendo will end up surviving another video game crash

05.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2092    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 14

If you thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail anytime after 2002, you hiked on rock stairs that I built during the summers of 2001-02. This involved digging up huge pieces of granite, flying them through the woods on a winch line, slicing them with a rock drill, & fitting them onto the hill like a puzzle

05.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

alternate headline: The U.S. Nazi Party started a group chat for young Nazis and the young Nazis began doing Nazi shit

05.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in 2004 or so there was a news story about a guy who ate an entire package of raw bacon in front of a mosque as some kind of fucked up act of islamophobia

And the media reported it as if this were a perfectly normal thing, a neutral thing for normal people to do.

05.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes he looks like a bat, but sometimes, I swear, he looks kinda human. I think it might be because the all-black fur makes it hard to see the actual contours of his face...

05.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted 2.5% poison resistance

23.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

just a randomly prediction, i think people are sleeping on the virality and durability of the "tim sheehy breaks the marine protester's arm" story in the coming days and weeks

05.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

05.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5781    πŸ” 1695    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 46

Does not surprise me considering that just like, a decade ago, the TPUSA FIU chapter's discord chats were talking about raping female Cuban students and jokes about another Holocaust.

05.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Baudrillard you would've loved this episode of imperial decline

05.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Baudrillard would be shitting his pants

05.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I'm kirking out but the unreality of this war is wild. People posting that thousands of Kurds are fighting the regime for the CIA, while the Kurds say it isn't happening. Every video of a missile attack I just have to assume is AI whether it is real or not.

05.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1089    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 23

i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect.

04.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1152    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

β€œAlmost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.β€œ

A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

05.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 42

Them: why do you do Call of Duty research?

Me: πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

This administration just pulled a whole ass Activision. πŸ˜’

05.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

04.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

04.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 11

Remember when Sen. Sheehy accidentally shot himself in a national park and pretended he got the wound in a firefight in Afghanistan?

05.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

TIL the arctic/antarctic bears/no bears thing is about visibility of Ursa Minor and Ursa Major not about polar bears and this makes so so much more sense to me

05.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

This is the literal definition of a war crime and must be treated as such, prosecuted to the fullest extent with punishments fitting the crime (life in prison or execution). You don’t just get to do this. We’ve let this continue so long that this clear war crime is being accepted as a norm.

05.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by β€˜double-tap’ strikes on Minab school Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

04.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1519    πŸ” 834    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 161

One encouraging theme in last night's NC primaries is the simple fact that being pro-trans is now like being anti-ICE among Dem voters: to them, it means you're a fighter, it means you're not giving into Trump.

That's a really, really good sign.

05.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1436    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Come for the visuals that hurt your brain like tin foil hurts fillings.
Stay for the A+ alt text.
This particular set of cutlery is an abomination.

05.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's campaigns that go into *wild* cosmic horror. Think: the Laundry Files, the game.

05.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more than ever I'm walking around with this constant feeling that new things are going horribly wrong somewhere but I don't know exactly what

05.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6