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It must be really hard working in a professional kitchen what with all the spies and secret agents in hot pursuit of bad guys constantly running through smashing up all your shit.

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

My Long Covid came from an infection acquired in a doctor’s office.

Healthcare settings are deadly now.

How is everyone so fucking ok with this???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6I...

Embr's POV of the first day on the women's history month server

Between Sony and microslop competing to see who can slam their dicks in a car door harder, looks like Nintendo will end up surviving another video game crash

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

If you thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail anytime after 2002, you hiked on rock stairs that I built during the summers of 2001-02. This involved digging up huge pieces of granite, flying them through the woods on a winch line, slicing them with a rock drill, & fitting them onto the hill like a puzzle

alternate headline: The U.S. Nazi Party started a group chat for young Nazis and the young Nazis began doing Nazi shit

Back in 2004 or so there was a news story about a guy who ate an entire package of raw bacon in front of a mosque as some kind of fucked up act of islamophobia

And the media reported it as if this were a perfectly normal thing, a neutral thing for normal people to do.

Sometimes he looks like a bat, but sometimes, I swear, he looks kinda human. I think it might be because the all-black fur makes it hard to see the actual contours of his face...

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted 2.5% poison resistance

just a randomly prediction, i think people are sleeping on the virality and durability of the "tim sheehy breaks the marine protester's arm" story in the coming days and weeks

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Does not surprise me considering that just like, a decade ago, the TPUSA FIU chapter's discord chats were talking about raping female Cuban students and jokes about another Holocaust.

RIP Baudrillard you would've loved this episode of imperial decline

Baudrillard would be shitting his pants

Maybe I'm kirking out but the unreality of this war is wild. People posting that thousands of Kurds are fighting the regime for the CIA, while the Kurds say it isn't happening. Every video of a missile attack I just have to assume is AI whether it is real or not.

i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect.

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“

A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

Them: why do you do Call of Duty research?

Me: 👇🏾

This administration just pulled a whole ass Activision. 😒

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Remember when Sen. Sheehy accidentally shot himself in a national park and pretended he got the wound in a firefight in Afghanistan?

TIL the arctic/antarctic bears/no bears thing is about visibility of Ursa Minor and Ursa Major not about polar bears and this makes so so much more sense to me

This is the literal definition of a war crime and must be treated as such, prosecuted to the fullest extent with punishments fitting the crime (life in prison or execution). You don’t just get to do this. We’ve let this continue so long that this clear war crime is being accepted as a norm.

Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by ‘double-tap’ strikes on Minab school Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

One encouraging theme in last night's NC primaries is the simple fact that being pro-trans is now like being anti-ICE among Dem voters: to them, it means you're a fighter, it means you're not giving into Trump.

That's a really, really good sign.

Come for the visuals that hurt your brain like tin foil hurts fillings.
Stay for the A+ alt text.
This particular set of cutlery is an abomination.

There's campaigns that go into *wild* cosmic horror. Think: the Laundry Files, the game.

more than ever I'm walking around with this constant feeling that new things are going horribly wrong somewhere but I don't know exactly what