By 2028 there will be at least one politician who throws an election because they placed a large bet against themselves on some stupid app.
14.02.2026 23:54 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
By 2028 there will be at least one politician who throws an election because they placed a large bet against themselves on some stupid app.
14.02.2026 23:54 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Meerkat pose.
01.05.2024 00:49 β π 72 π 6 π¬ 1 π 4my name is Ty, or Brent. i am 42 years old. i think hearing Spanish is the worst thing that can happen to a person. i have sexually harassed every woman who works at the nearby starbucks. all my sons are named Bryson. last year i drunk drove my dodge ram into a day care center
01.03.2026 23:54 β π 164 π 26 π¬ 14 π 2odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on a bed staring off to the left of frame. his neck rolls on full display and ears at attention. his front paws are out of frame but his arms are visible. the way he is positioned is hiding his back legs completing the seal look
the elusive north american land seal ππ€
02.03.2026 00:20 β π 69 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0Hereβs CBS βnewsβ casually referring to Iranβs nuclear weapons as if Iran has nuclear weapons. They couldnβt possibly sink lower.
01.03.2026 23:14 β π 741 π 159 π¬ 4 π 12I love these tab groups, and the ability to unload a tab.
02.03.2026 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Ugh, every fucking site has this huge cookie popup"
That's because every site is trying to track you at all times.
"Ugh, this setting completely breaks all these sites"
That's because every site is trying to track you at all times.
Users end up getting annoyed at the anti-tracking measures, and not asking why 99% of the sites they go to are so heavily based on relentlessly tracking them that they break if tried to use without being tracked.
02.03.2026 00:08 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
The user experience problem with Librewolf is the same problem users have with GDPR: when every single site is frantically, desperately trying to track you at all times, any attempt at anti-tracking is going to break shit that makes this tracking load-bearing.
"Ugh, it does this with *every* site"
Librewolf is Firefox, except after stripping out the tracking stuff, enough anti-tracking stuff was added in that it can become annoying to use on an internet where every single site is trying like hell to track you.
02.03.2026 00:02 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Waterfox is firefox except that all the AI and tracking stuff is already stripped out for you. Bookmarks, firefox profile sync, extensions etc all can be swapped right over.
02.03.2026 00:00 β π 55 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0It's hidden under a new, more obscure nazi tattoo
01.03.2026 23:57 β π 55 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Think about how many journalists and pundits and Resist accounts you see who are looking at a guy methodically exploding heads in a crowd of targets, and very seriously arguing which targets actually count as people and which are mere distractions.
03.01.2026 23:14 β π 69 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
When it's abstract, people will pay you huge wads of cash to go on tv and opine on which people in the crowd are expendable.
Whereas when it's viscerally concrete, you'd be immediately tackled to the ground and kicked unconscious by people assuming you were with the mass shooter.
When it's abstract, you can get a whole job as political consultant where you get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to declare which people in the crowd are just distractions and which ones are actually people.
03.01.2026 23:09 β π 63 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1
But when it's abstract, suddenly you get rewarded with pundit jobs where you get paid a hefty salary to do the exact same thing.
People take you seriously, and think you're actually saying something intelligent, instead of reacting with horror at what you're saying.
When it's concrete, it's extremely obvious that the guy is targeting the entire crowd, everyone there is his target, that it doesn't make any fucking sense to claim any of what he is doing is a "distraction"
People would rightfully think you were his buddy, if you tried to do that.
Imagine a republican mass shooter, in a bell tower, shooting at a crowd of people.
Imagine how monstrous you, personally, would sound if with each person shot you screamed "he just shot that guy to distract from shooting this other person!"
When it's concrete, with no abstractions, it's obvious.
Every single billionaire is a ticking time bomb, able to make whatever fucked up interest they have into everyone else's problem for the next quarter century with the singleminded devotion that only an essentially infinite wad of cash allows.
01.02.2026 06:49 β π 213 π 39 π¬ 1 π 3
In an economic system that allows billionaires to exist, an Epstein is inevitable. One will make child sex trafficking for influence his whole deal, his life's purpose, and have infinite money to throw at it.
Any random billionaire could do the exact same thing at any time.
A billionaire has essentially infinite money to burn on whatever stupid or evil idea they have.
They can afford to outsource every single hassle in life not connected to that idea, every smallest distraction from doing it.
They can afford meat and digital sycophants to praise them 24/7.
In Epstein's case, he loved child sex trafficking and using it to influence people. He could devote literally all his time and effort to it, think of nothing else, care about nothing else, for years and years on end.
Any billionaire could do the exact same thing with the same results, at any time.
Epstein being the Forrest Gump of pedophile billionaires makes sense when you consider that he had enough money to do whatever he felt like, for decades without consequence, 24/7.
*Every* billionaire could do the exact same thing if they felt like it.
Each is a ticking time bomb.
John McCainβs dick is rock hard in his grave right now. Heβs posthumously turgid as fuck about Iran right now.
01.03.2026 23:48 β π 176 π 24 π¬ 20 π 3*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
22.02.2026 23:49 β π 1477 π 404 π¬ 11 π 17"He's an extraordinary political communicator" and he's literally a guy who spends his entire time trying to explain away his constant seig heils as a nervous tic
01.03.2026 23:48 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
There's a saying a coach of mine once said that I remember like five times a day the last six years, I swtg.
"Don't take advice on winning from losers."
84% of the time, βChatGPT Healthβ killed a customer using their paid service as advertised
01.03.2026 23:27 β π 350 π 177 π¬ 15 π 14I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over
01.03.2026 20:47 β π 3012 π 648 π¬ 67 π 36
And it must be said every time - the path to these human rights violations was paved by billionaire child abusers and walked by collaborators who pretended they were eradicating us to protect kids.
Remember when Rowling got upset for being called a holocaust denier? Sheβs a fucking enabler now.