@ktstevenson.bsky.social
Higher education infosec person. Enjoys wine, whisky, and bad jokes. Highly opinionated - occasionally correct. I tweet for myself.
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”
i stand by this statement every year
12.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 19948 🔁 4164 💬 269 📌 198I’m sorry for accidentally starting rice discourse AGAIN, but let me summarize a couple of things people keep asking about:
you should be buying rice that comes in a big heavy sack at your local Asian market
you need to WASH your rice before you cook it!!!
So is Azure running on AWS or is it the other way around?
29.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sign which reads 0 days since it was DNS
0 days since it was DNS.
29.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm jealous ☺️
19.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate this timeline
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But did you get a seat?
15.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm reveling in my current distance from my equivalent branch of the family. 🫂
12.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every conference should have a track dedicated to Gen AI applications. A whole track with all the Gen AI talks. Over there. Down the hall. Yep. Keep going. Just a bit farther. Okay, yeah now open the door. Uh-huh. Now close the door behind you.
YEP RIGHT THERE.
ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file
UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
It's good to be back @blueteamcon.com
06.09.2025 12:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thanks Blenster. I needed that. 💜
05.09.2025 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. It's a sickness
05.09.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry I'm missing it. See y'all tomorrow
05.09.2025 02:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Big hugs my friend. Dysphoria absolutely sucks. 🫂
03.09.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@didtherockieslose.bsky.social does the league have a rule on mercy killing?
01.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're efficient that way
01.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My friend and I have tickets for the 7pm cruise on Friday. Happy to have company
01.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coors Field baseball stadium on a fine September afternoon. There are groundskeepers on the field. The sky is clear and blue
September baseball
01.09.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Braaaaiiiinnnss
30.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I support this message.
16.07.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a Rockies fan means routinely suffering through indignities like this.
11.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll be there.
11.07.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Downtown waiting to see Sam Watson in action. Ran into @rayredacted.com in the crowd.
01.06.2025 21:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm hoping to see it live and in person
31.05.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bon appetit
30.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kelly makes really good cookies
10.05.2025 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A batch of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack
@alyssam-infosec.com sorry you are missing these.
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