T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ

a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back " ALT: a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back "

act normal.

we're NOT being watched.

cancel that i fell back in.

i escaped 👍

i'm fairly narrow, actually.

BROAD?

you're doing it wrong.

no. 🙏

doesn't need to be fair, experience always wins.

bet i'm older though.

really really REALLY old—

*really* old ones?

old ones?

an idiot would never make it to my advanced age.

someone might start to think i enjoy this sort of thing.

while plummeting? no.

okay well give me a minute or three & i'll see if i can't do it in braille for you...

you're meant to wear special boots with this thing APPARENTLY.

"slow spell" hahaha be serious, what i need is the very real science version of that, de-acceleration gel.

absolutely guaranteed hold on let me just...

( whipping out pencil & notepad, falling, always falling. )

prove it... mathematically...

there. argue with that.

NOT perhaps.

pov you are a portal

that would DICE me.

HEEEEEEEEELP!!!

fortunately i have a plan.

what i need is a de-accelerant gel pool but they don't leave those just lying around.

that's—

my—

main—

prob—

lem—

a video game where a person is going through a portal with a gun ALT: a video game where a person is going through a portal with a gun

for the first few days i was a bit panicked but i've come to accept my new life of endless plummeting.

it sounds friendlier when i say it.

time lord.