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im nothing like me

im just like me fr

Just found out my partner of 42 years doesn’t watch anime. Welp… back in the dating pool…

Happy Sunday 🫶

This one of for the real connoisseurs of luxury ✨

do you think this is hussie’s way of trying to distract us from the unofficial collection getting taken down

unironically excited about new homestuck pilot trailer. the voice acting is not great imo but I love the animation and the artstyle, it feels very true to the original.

We need to bring back rich people dueling each other to the death over slights and we need to bring back throwing old vegetables at politicians who say dumb shit

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Comic Panel where Jessica Drew (really a female clone of Peter Parker) is called Jessica Drew, she doesn't like that, and they bring in a Madame Web who is a psychic who is going to "help her become Jessica Drew"

NOBODY TOLD ME JESSICA DREW EXPLICITLY INVOLVED ATTEMPTED FORCEFEM MIND CONTROL.

I THOUGHT SHE JUST WOKE UP.

AAAA

Goblins wearing braces.

everyone thinks camus is the hottest philosopher but they’re wrong. it’s wittgenstein

Cute

It's you're going to Gen Con and want to go yell at some disgusting, Rowling loving transhobic bigots, they posted their exact location for you.

if ur a girl you can say “i did ur mom” and “ur mom gay” at the same person. if your into BBWs you can also put “ur mom fat” in there as well

all your cringe are belong to us

@tomwalker.bsky.social you've confused the redditors

when i see the waitress come out with a tray of food but then she goes to another table

good, they better be

Ah, so that’s what the original said.

Would you still love me if I was 10^100 shrimp

Those click-bait articles that are like, "AI shows us what Sakura from Naruto looks like in real life!" and then you open it (ad-blocker on) and it's a white American-looking girl. Because you know how 春野 サクラ is in the top 10 most common white girl names alongside Kayleigh Smith and Lizzy Johnson.

I found the face of renowned atheist Richard Dawkins burned into my slice of toast the there day. It reconfirmed my belief in the essentially random nature of the universe. Chandler Raymond, e-mail

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People who recognized it was a genocide before me: antisemite leftist misanthropes who got lucky acting on hateful reflex

People who recognize it after: inexcusable deniers who should feel shame

I could use a Sex Idiot in my life.

“I an not here, I did not say this” is an incredibly versatile reaction meme

GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives BOSTON—Following recommendations from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, GE issued a recall Wednesday for 150,000 washing machines that repeatedly failed to pleasure lonely housewives as intended. “Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety […]

GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives
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Superman eats a delicious but deadly grenade.

can we stop calling trump a "narcissist". its insulting to actual narcissists