wheatley gaming

Is she making Minecraft Villager noises?

in real life LLMs are mostly just annoying, but as an abstract concept, there’s something really sexy about a mindless web of patterns and language that can manipulate human emotions. It’s really late and I need to be getting more fucking sleep

what if the human version of wheatley became addicted to talking to sycophantic LLMs and asking them for advice. and slowly went insane and detached from reality while becoming more dependent on them. as a sort of parallel to canon wheatley becoming addicted/insane from glados’s mainframe

it is said that when he bought Twitter, Elon Musk said to dril "if I were not Elon, I should have wished to be dril", to which dril replied "if I were not dril, I would also wish to be"

yeah one does the socials democratley and the other does the democratic socicalesty

My fave presidents are: 1)Skeleton 2)Skeleton 3)Skeleton

unpopular opinion: i dont know what the difference is between a social democrat and a democratic socialist and i dont care either

Most people don’t know this, but “You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is actually about me. So there

the Roman government 🤝 the Chinese government “fuck Winnie the Christ”

Len Kagamine has the vibes of a background character on South Park that gets two whole episodes dedicated to him when the boys need someone to replace Kenny

*trying to rizz up a scientist from Black Mesa* With my Cave and your Johnson, we would make for an excellent team

a fat person’s skeleton and a skinny person’s skeleton are the same width, right? So what the fuck kinda skeleton is Sans Undertale

stop making “six seven” memes, it is NOT funny. Six is actually afraid of seven, it’s not healthy to keep them both in the same environment

republicans don’t deserve the elephant mascot. That is for the black eyed peas only

sometimes people will say "dni if you support paraphilias!" and they specifically mean evil shit like pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, incest. but the word "paraphilia" technically can mean any sort of fetish, like bondage or being a furry. i know this is a frivolous complaint but whatever

that makes sense

we are all lolcows on god’s farm

all men are born with the inalienable right to do sick fucking poses with weapons. after that it gets complicated but i think this covers most people’s bases

i read a tumblr post once that said there’s this country where guns are legal but bullets aren’t. idk if that’s real but I wish it was because i still think that’s the best answer to gun control. nobody gets shot but gun nuts still get to hold guns and fire them and do cool poses with them

cú chulainn puppygirl

(3/2) they both use wanting to take away a physical or intangible part of someone, that makes them them, as a metaphor for egalitarianism. But in the rainbow fish it’s a good thing and in the Incredibles it’s a bad thing.

I kinda want to put them both in the same room together and watch them argue

(2/2) by using scales, which are part of the fish’s body, as a metaphor for money

Meanwhile The Incredibles has this weird rightist allegory about how people with superpowers are oppressed by the normies who want everyone to be special, that seems to be using superpowers as a metaphor for privilege

The Rainbow Fish and The Incredibles are like two opposite sides of a “shitty economics metaphor” coin if you think about it

The Rainbow Fish wants to be a leftist allegory where the wealthy fish with many shimmery scales gives to the poor fish who have none, but it fucks up (1/2)

jean-paul sartre is just maxwell stirner after twink death

Stephen Hawking hosted a party for time travelers but nobody came? Sad. I just hosted a party for omnipresent beings and they were all there

An ad for Ozempic edited to instead be about the “Obama Prism”. The text reads: Once-weekly Obama square pyramid (Please stop calling it a prism, it is not a prism. A prism is a solid figure whose bases or ends have the same size and shape and are parallel to one another, and each of whose sides is a parallelogram) Obama™ is proven to significantly lower A1C. Important Safety Information: Do not share your Obama shape with other people, no matter how much they beg you for it. Only those who are worthy can be trusted with the power of Obama. What is the most important information I should know about Obama? Obama may cause serious side effects, including: Possible thyroid tumors, including cancer. Tell your health care provider if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, hoarseness, trouble swallowing, or shortness of breath. These may be - [this text is cut off] Please click here for Prescribing Information.

O-o-oh Obama!

I hate that the ozempic jingle is so catchy. I keep getting ads for it and thinking it’s going to be an actual song, I wish it was an actual song and not a fucking ad I hate this economy

The Stanley Parable is the Sequel to Eminem's Stan

a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways

stanley: parable