wheatley gaming

lmao i wish it was

i did it anyway 😔

just found out human pet guy is on bsky and i want to follow him but i don't want the algorithm to assume i'm a chud and show me skeets from other, less funnier chuds

i’m a tomboy, but i don’t really think of myself as masculine, because if i was a man with exactly the same personality i have now, i’d be a femboy.

a zone that’s masculine by girl standards but feminine by boy standards, but i don’t have any standards, so i kinda just default to this middle area.

shitty drawing of rin kagamine, she has short orangish-yellow hair with a leaf-shaped ribbon on top, and is next to an orange for comparison, labeled “head like a fucking orange” an arrow labeled “aging” points from her to a shitty drawing of Future Style rin, she has longer greenish-yellow hair with a leaf-shaped ribbon on top, and is next to a pear for comparison, labeled “head like a fucking… pear?”

an image of Future Style rin from Project Diva, her head is circled and a red arrow points from it to a giant pear with rin’s face photoshopped on it (similar to the Pearto meme)

Rin Pear Theory #vocaloid

This is the best album cover, without question

The only time in my life I’ve ever thought ‘masterful use of Arial’

gas station pill with a buff anthropomorphic donkey on the packaging

you could see a therapist for 10 billion million months to get a prescription for hrt. or you could go to the gas station and buy a comically large pill that magically turns you into into a buff anthropomorphic donkey for two weeks

If I ever met Grendel from "Beowulf" I'd be like "Nice vengeance, did your MOM get it for you?"

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pimples are the poor man’s freckle

i think he’s doing it wrong

Squirt Game

Mr. Puff

username checks out

Good Evening, moids and foids

basically this phenomenon but for gay emo girls

when i was ~11-14 i didn’t watch anime but i listened to a lot of nightcore videos. every now and then im watching an anime and im like “hey, that’s the girl from that one Fall Out Boy song” or whatever

if i was blind i’d hit purposely people i didn’t like with my cane and then i’d be like “oops, sorry, i didn’t realize you were there”

Never mess with the reddit nation again.

same

Oh so NOW Trump wants to keep Epstein away from teenagers

sadly being normalized amongst redditors is not the same thing as being normalized amongst the average American. source: i am a redditor

this lowkey seems like an interesting idea but ONLY if they do it as a MST3K-style thing where they make fun of it as they’re listening to it.

boing boing boing wheeee

every 2 days or so i see a meme referencing a news story about ice killing yet another random innocent civilian, and it’s a whole different civilian than the last news story, too

ancient greeks on their way to go see aesop’s storytelling:

when i was a kid i believed jesus’s second coming would happen when i was still alive, but really old. i don’t know why, but i think i couldn’t comprehend the thought of history continuing to exist without me

new username idea: “that vegan carnist”

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