@joekaye.bsky.social
Dairy Legend/Phlegm Fatale. Queer comedy person based in Los Angeles. Horror lover and theme park enthusiast. So anyway I says to Mabel I says…
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
23.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
23.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Transvestigating Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2.
15.07.2025 01:56 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
11.06.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone go watch his definitive performance in Spice World. RIP.
21.05.2025 02:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0George went
21.05.2025 02:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi I’m Joe
19.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ozempic is destroying our community
03.04.2025 11:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I’m into Tekken, Tekken dicks in my ass.
03.04.2025 02:02 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
03.03.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
03.03.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wow everyone reheating nachos this year.
27.02.2025 08:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a cold and it’s a broken ay caramba
13.02.2025 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Zealand Gaga fans be like:
“Ib-ra-cadibra”
01.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
27.01.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fred and Barney
Laurel and Hardy
Abbot and Costello
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
02.01.2025 06:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No way my dude! I told him “that’s for squares” then swiftly adorned my inline skates and boogied off into the night.
30.11.2024 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
30.11.2024 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Katherine Bigelow, Female Directorlo
30.11.2024 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
29.11.2024 07:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender”
16.11.2023 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*tips fedora* Malala 🌹🌹
07.10.2023 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
30.09.2023 08:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes)
23.09.2023 04:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
