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a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a green wall with a life preserver in the background ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a green wall with a life preserver in the background

MY MAJIMA KEYCHAINS CAME TODAY

the prophecy says i have to kick you in the dick

does anyone remember pen pineapple apple pen, i remember pen pineapple apple pen

photo of my hand with a bunch of tiny scratch marks all over it

photo of a tiny grey shorthair kitty cat

the crime: the criminal:

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

being ace and ovulating is so weird bc it's like i'm so hungry i could eat uh..... eugh......

doodle of a open-mouthed completely feral tiny majima #art

this is it... this is my magnum opus majima

Guys if I ever say smth stupid to you just know that I’m well intentioned I’m just a poorly socialized dog and don’t know what I’m doing

traditional art of that one image of the dude with HUGE naturals and a lady staring at the guy's chest wide-eyed. but instead of the original image it's saejima big naturals and a my hostess oc (jollene) staring in awe.

traditional art of my hostess oc (jollene) squishing saejima (from the rgg / lad / yakuza franchise)'s face. he's staring up at her like "why are you doing this to me) while she's staring at the viewer smug as hell

in other news i learned saejima is really fun to draw actually

a man with a beard and an eye patch on his eye is standing in front of a city street . ALT: a man with a beard and an eye patch on his eye is standing in front of a city street .

OOMFIE HEAR ME OUT CAKE???? YOU'RE A GENIUS

a woman in a pink shirt and black pants is dancing in a room with her arms outstretched . ALT: a woman in a pink shirt and black pants is dancing in a room with her arms outstretched .

AYESHA EROTICA MY BELOVEDDDD

image of plankton from the spongebob musical (played by wesley taylor), who looks exactly like majima from yakuza 0

lord of the night majima from yakuza 0, who looks exactly like plankton from the spongebob musical

I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING AWFUL

painting of a portrait of a woman with inner head exposed with a weird demon thing inside that says "me" on her forehead and "the things that makes me post weird shit online" on the demon thingie inside her skull

can i watch from a distance??? i can throw rocks at him

i'm just realizing the typo someone execute me immediately

this goes hard as fuck actually

HELLO???? you're so heard here don't you worry

the pinterest home page with nothing but different clips and images of majima for some fucking reason????

pinterest algorithm was like "HERE BITCH DAMN"

I JUST OPENED UP PINTEREST AND MY ENTIRE FRONT PAGE WAS MAJIMA??? WHAT THE FUCK

i think the trend is tragically dead now but i still have the urge to make a "hear me out" cake sometimes

someones i just be enjoying an oomf's post and suddenly chiitan is there

a she-ranaissance, if you will

I MEAN HELL YEAH BUT HELLO????????

i'm sick of this month already can we just get to the colder weather 😭

i keep that Kong on me

You may think casually roleplaying on social media is cringe…I may be cringe, but I am free *grows a pair of butterfly wings and flutters away*

Going to the gyno is so interesting bc i feel like that’s the closest I’ll ever get to being a muppet

cat with majima's hair and eyepatch bc why the fuck not i guess???

and now we're back to our regularly scheduled shitposting

ARE YOU KIDDING THAT'S NOT FAIR i need to calm down.... i'm an adult... it's fine 🧍‍♀️

the crustiest image of a really sad spongebob

song so good it makes me wish i actually liked animating