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a blurry picture of a spongebob squarepants cartoon Alt: literally the most fucked-up crunch-as-fuck blurry-ass gif i could find of a spongebob clip. i can vaguely tell it's the episode where spongebob and patrick pretend to be squidward and squidward tries to sell his house, only for the realtor to get pissed about the multiple squidwards and leave

I'M FEELING THE FUCKING SPRING YEAAAAHHH

i feel a bit of the sun hit my skin and suddenly i got delusions of grandeur and i'm blasting away my entire paycheck

does anyone else experience spring mania or is it just me

I GOT THE FUCKING NOOKLE FIRST TRY HOLY SHIT

kitty cuddling next to me life is so awesome!!!

who up? not me! goodnight

first day trying daylight savings ever and i feel like i'm in the fucking shadow realm

my compression garments reduce my flare-ups i never would've guessed 🤯

i forget my disabilities disable me until i actually accommodate my disabilities and my body suddenly isn't yearning for the sweet relief of a toaster bath

lee starter pack:
- crave food
- tummy hurt
- complain about going to work

stomach acheee fighting for my LIFE HERE!!!!!

ik it's warming up but pozole sounds so good rn

i'm still alive divas i just had a really bad tummy ache

women's day aligning with the spring forward is crazy wdym we got less hours than a man?? 🤨

never thought about this before 🤯

shoutout to women

that's so real actually good for you (and also explains why you never saw the reels i've been sending you for months but that's ok i forgive you)

i'm there til closing too i'm not making it out the trenches

squidward from spongebob squarepants is wearing a green beanie Alt: gif of squidward (blue octopus) from the spongebob series, his nose falls off of his face, his head deflates, and he slowly descends to the ground looking like some flattened pug

it's technically my "friday" but mentally i'm

we keep it #real here 🙂‍↕️

HELPNJDHJ exactly!!! like i'm right here!!!

bluesky is tame compared to how much time i spend on reels or fucking youtube shorts watching dropout clips of all places 💀

i hate how i'm just learning mercury is in retrograde this explains why i've been in hell lately

highkey i really wanna do an animal crossing hard mode challenge

i've had some insane hotel guests (barold, jitters, beardo's a regular atp) but i can't ever be upset bc i'm always like "damn he got that shit on tho"

can i be so real acnh giving us the ability to make outfits for the hotel guests is such a clutch move

my doomscrolling addiction is getting bad again i need something else to fire my off dopamine receptors... considering cocaine /j

the monthly promosky shows up when i feel like it

rumors of metal gear rising remasters has me crying, screaming, and throwing up

Bluesky taught me woke