Gav Fraser

You must’ve had a hard time buying booze in the US looking like that!

It was originally sponsored by the World newspaper

Raisins, raspberries, blueberries

Cut my own hair with clippers. Thought I saw a bit I has missed towards the back so went over it again. Only realised after I’d gone the whole way up that I had taken the guard off. Had to shave my whole head. In winter. In Denmark.

Thanks for nothing, mathematicians from Ancient India!

I have the same and find chewing gum as you come into to land helps make it slowly pop

If anyone is on the lookout for a King Charles impersonator I’m all ears

As a 6’5” man I feel your pain - just in a different place (my poor knees and my shoulders with the head rest pushing into them)

If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you:
“the clocks go back this weekend”

This isn’t British thing, this is something specific to the author of this piece. Wash your damn knife!

Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.

Good night.

Needs answering

Using the word ‘workshopping’ is right up there too

Paint my house

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Cartoon of a social gathering. A man is talking to a vampire. The man says "Welcome, Count Dracula. Would you like a small aperitif?". The vampire replies "No, I think mine are just the right size".

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Sitting with his mates I see

Not to mention the climate

Photo of a piece of cling film which I have written the word 'me' all over. Sorry.

I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.

Pervert caught performing sex act on himself at train station

I guess we know where he got off.

I’m sure her degree in Art History qualifies her to offer this advice

Slightly unfortunate cropping of the photo in the feed - it appears you ‘DO ADS’

Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating

Ivory smugglers? Tsk, tsk!

I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already tell what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said that’s the back door.

Really surprised Kabul isn’t in the list

Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.

I don’t think Maori are indigenous to the Oxford area

Cartoon of a dog sitting on a lawn. In the foreground is a sign saying: BEWARE OF THE DOG'S FEELINGS

It's not the Napoleonic sea battle reenactments that count so much as the French ships you make along the way.